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From time to time, I get the strangest emails from readers. I wish I had started collecting these sooner, because I received some great emails beforehand that are now lost. One, for example, asked me how to become an actress. Since I run the At-A-Glance Film Reviews site, surely I must know!

I've never wanted to post these emails publicly. I just don't want to intimidate anybody and discourage them from emailing me, whether or not that email would turn out to be good and sensible, or deserving of a place here. But preserving them in this Rinkies-only area seems like a good compromise.

Until September 2006, the only way to see these emails was to come to a RinkUnion, where a selection would be read. That tradition remains: new stupid emails will continue to debut at RinkUnions. But once presented there, they will appear here in this archive, censored but otherwise uncut. (At RinkUnions, some emails are truncated for quicker reading.) Additionally, some stupid emails have never appeared at RinkUnions, simply because they're not well suited for oral presentation. Those now appear here, for the first time.

This page is intended for RinkWorks regulars only. Please do not link to these pages from your own sites, and please do not copy or distribute these emails. Thanks!

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The Stupid Emails Archive

#   Name Sent Posted RUs
641   SnapPay New! 12/22/2021 12/22/2021 none
640   purchasing offer 3/1/2011 3/1/2011 none
639   I've done javascript 2/25/2011 3/1/2011 none
638   I bid thee farewell, fair wastrels 2/13/2011 3/1/2011 none
637 * misconduct 2/7/2011 3/1/2011 none
636   Halloween III 1/22/2011 3/1/2011 none
635   food boxes 1/18/2011 3/1/2011 none
634   text link 1/17/2011 3/1/2011 none
633   issues with plagiarism 1/13/2011 3/1/2011 none
632   Stupid Users 12/21/2010 3/1/2011 none
631   mana mana 12/8/2010 3/1/2011 none
630 * $10 12/7/2010 3/1/2011 none
629   negatively affect a feedback page 11/29/2010 12/3/2010 none
628   Everything Your Dad Tells You 11/27/2010 12/3/2010 none
627   none gambling clients 11/24/2010 12/3/2010 none
626   anticdote 10/19/2010 12/3/2010 none
625   Logi-Number Miscount 10/15/2010 12/3/2010 none
624   negative means 10/4/2010 12/3/2010 none
623   Murkon Pwned 9/16/2010 12/3/2010 none
622   dog product business 9/13/2010 12/3/2010 none
621   One stupidity isn't so stupid 8/26/2010 12/3/2010 none
620 * a book isn't really a footprint 7/30/2010 12/3/2010 none
619   Translation Technology Task 7/23/2010 12/3/2010 none
618   different types of fantasy novels 6/30/2010 7/19/2010 none
617   one still expects to laugh 6/26/2010 7/19/2010 none
616   Logos 5/3/2010 7/19/2010 none
615   researching humor categories 5/1/2010 7/19/2010 none
614   Selling RinkWorks 3/19/2010 12/3/2010 none
613   9,331 Films 2/6/2010 7/19/2010 none
612 * sorting Oscar picks 2/4/2010 7/19/2010 none
611   Horrible test 2/3/2010 7/19/2010 none
610   th 1/29/2010 7/19/2010 none
609   where bad movies started 1/25/2010 7/19/2010 none
608   change for a dollar, part 2 12/27/2009 7/19/2010 none
607   a possible movement 12/24/2009 7/19/2010 none
606   welly want 12/3/2009 7/19/2010 none
605 * cows 11/5/2009 7/14/2020 none
604   Englishman that went up a hill... 11/1/2009 7/19/2010 none
603   what happened... 10/18/2009 7/19/2010 none
602   You will never understand 9/16/2009 9/29/2009 none
601   The roses thing 8/28/2009 9/29/2009 none
600   I will make you an op 8/25/2009 9/29/2009 none
599   you don't seem to have any values 8/25/2009 9/29/2009 none
598   I think mine would be funnier 8/21/2009 9/29/2009 none
597   I'm just a visitor to it 8/18/2009 9/29/2009 none
596   suffering of the not-funny-@-alls 8/4/2009 9/29/2009 none
595   Pros and Cons of Throwing Up 8/2/2009 9/29/2009 none
594   unbuntu 7/22/2009 9/29/2009 none
593   The quick red fox 7/17/2009 9/29/2009 none
592   change for a dollar 6/9/2009 7/19/2010 none
591   Weston Saddle 5/17/2009 9/29/2009 none
590   Healing the Shame That Binds You 5/7/2009 9/29/2009 none
589 * Monty Hall 5/1/2009 9/29/2009 none
588   Life without diseases 4/2/2009 9/29/2009 none
587   Islamic Men 4/1/2009 9/29/2009 none
586   resent future 3/20/2009 9/29/2009 none
585 * Showgirls 3/12/2009 9/29/2009 none
584   fillable form 2/9/2009 9/29/2009 none
583   Martian 2/6/2009 9/29/2009 none
582   The Hollywood Bunch 1/22/2009 9/29/2009 none
581   Close Account 1/12/2009 9/29/2009 none
580   Compliment-a-Minute 1/10/2009 9/29/2009 none
579   some other smuck 1/6/2009 9/29/2009 none
578   Order of computer laptop 1/5/2009 9/29/2009 none
577   Jabootu Mnemonic 12/30/2008 9/29/2009 none
576   Submariner SS watch 12/17/2008 9/29/2009 none
575   dind a play a minute 12/2/2008 9/29/2009 none
574   Pipe Name Generator 11/23/2008 9/29/2009 none
573   haybail 11/21/2008 9/29/2009 none
572   ashaming site 11/21/2008 9/29/2009 none
571   Not even a smile. 11/19/2008 9/29/2009 none
570   A Normal Woman In a Cubicle: An Epic Fantasy 11/18/2008 9/29/2009 none
569   More space on a floppy 11/11/2008 9/29/2009 none
568 * laterally corrupt 10/26/2008 9/29/2009 none
567   Secret Magic Code 10/19/2008 9/29/2009 none
566 * inernet phycologsts 10/3/2008 9/29/2009 none
565   Enchanted Forest Surveys 9/16/2008 9/29/2009 none
564   Nevada 9/2/2008 9/29/2009 none
563   replies error 8/30/2008 9/29/2009 none
562   (rommance) 8/29/2008 9/29/2009 none
561   You probably think you "get" David Lynch. 8/27/2008 9/29/2009 none
560   Movie-A-Minuet 8/14/2008 9/29/2009 none
559   a real instructional article? 8/11/2008 9/29/2009 none
558   Must Love Food 8/7/2008 8/15/2008 none
557   Labels Order 7/30/2008 8/15/2008 none
556   No W For Italians 7/28/2008 8/15/2008 none
555   remove it from wherever it is at 7/18/2008 8/15/2008 none
554   Smash Typing 6/15/2008 8/15/2008 none
553   Selling RinkWorks 6/10/2008 8/15/2008 none
552   I have never read such tosh in my life! 5/14/2008 8/15/2008 none
551   You say Dialecter, and I say Diactor 4/26/2008 8/15/2008 none
550   I Think Wiki 4/25/2008 8/15/2008 none
549   Electronic Hat 4/25/2008 8/15/2008 none
548 * Monster Arena Cheating 4/11/2008 8/15/2008 none
547   Brain Foods and Drugs 4/8/2008 8/15/2008 none
546   I hold my body in the healthy form 4/2/2008 8/15/2008 none
545   War of the Worlds, condensed (spoilers) 3/11/2008 8/15/2008 none
544   Pictures-of-Snowman 2/27/2008 8/15/2008 none
543   Missing Quotes on Things People Said 2/25/2008 8/15/2008 none
542   EKS FAQ Information Technology 2/14/2008 8/15/2008 none
541   BEST THING 2/10/2008 8/15/2008 none
540   Fantasy Information Technology 2/5/2008 8/15/2008 none
539   bare with me as i talk to you concerning writing a fantasy novel 1/30/2008 8/15/2008 none
538   electric wheelbarrow 1/27/2008 8/15/2008 8
537   Answering the Fantasy Novelist's Exam 1/24/2008 8/15/2008 none
536   Taking over the desktop with The Dialectizer 1/23/2008 8/15/2008 none
535   Hostage To Evil 1/22/2008 8/15/2008 none
534   dealing with the tittle 1/4/2008 8/15/2008 none
533   non dialictized 12/20/2007 8/15/2008 8
532   a link to your site 12/16/2007 8/15/2008 none
531   you are not funny 12/14/2007 8/15/2008 none
530 * desperate need 12/12/2007 8/15/2008 8
529   mud pumps 12/12/2007 8/15/2008 8
528   have fun trying to come up with a response 12/6/2007 8/15/2008 none
527   I'm not too familiar with humor. 12/3/2007 8/15/2008 none
526   anew viewer 11/18/2007 8/15/2008 8
525   unessary email 11/14/2007 8/15/2008 none
524   Spanish Brain Food 11/14/2007 8/15/2008 none
523   Palm Platform 11/14/2007 8/15/2008 none
522   Generators 11/14/2007 8/15/2008 8
521   pompous and arrogant 10/10/2007 8/15/2008 none
520   Wild33diva 10/4/2007 8/15/2008 none
519   I'm a miror 9/27/2007 8/15/2008 none
518   IndianTax 9/19/2007 8/15/2008 8
517   Lying Like a Dog 9/7/2007 8/15/2008 none
516   Question 2: Not Funny! 9/2/2007 8/15/2008 none
515   Anna from Kirov 8/31/2007 8/15/2008 none
514   it isn't to my taste of fun 8/18/2007 8/15/2008 none
513   Subscription Fee for Coding Services? 8/8/2007 8/15/2008 none
512 * Politics On Crazy Libs 8/7/2007 8/15/2008 8
511   I won't come back here in both games. 8/3/2007 8/15/2008 none
510   Patterns 8/2/2007 8/15/2008 none
509   The Handmaid's Tale 7/23/2007 8/15/2008 none
508   yall r doing great! 7/20/2007 8/15/2008 8
507   I ordered the item from you 2 weeks ago. 7/13/2007 8/15/2008 none
506   Purpose of your sire 7/13/2007 8/15/2008 none
505 * your public domain 7/10/2007 8/15/2008 none
504   Computer Stupidities/Protection 7/8/2007 8/15/2008 none
503   A HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIB 6/21/2007 8/15/2008 none
502   LOLCAT PLEEZ?? 6/18/2007 8/15/2008 8
501   A Drinking Taboo 6/18/2007 8/15/2008 none
500   Yelling and Swearing 6/8/2007 8/15/2008 none
499   searcbhing theb net 5/25/2007 8/15/2008 8
498   kill myself and eat my dog 5/22/2007 8/15/2008 8
497   SOAT language 5/14/2007 8/15/2008 none
496 * The Weight of Swords: An Epic Battle of Good and Stupid 5/1/2007 8/15/2008 none
495   NYC Phone Book 4/30/2007 8/15/2008 none
494   Please remove from my computer. 4/28/2007 8/15/2008 8
493   Fun With Words Wiki 4/23/2007 8/15/2008 none
492   Book-A-Minute Wiki 4/21/2007 8/15/2008 none
491   The computer was ok though. 4/3/2007 8/15/2008 none
490   A Rating For Health 4/1/2007 8/15/2008 none
489   miscategorized ads 3/30/2007 8/15/2008 none
488   timeouts 3/30/2007 8/15/2008 8
487   Complete FNG Name List 3/21/2007 8/15/2008 none
486   a tune up on my romantic side 3/14/2007 8/15/2008 none
485   a awesome name 3/11/2007 8/15/2008 none
484   please send me the code 3/9/2007 8/15/2008 none
483   longer tail 3/9/2007 8/15/2008 8
482   we'll it just disgusts me 2/28/2007 8/15/2008 none
481   Crazy Libs In Bulk 2/27/2007 8/15/2008 none
480   this stupid site wouldn't let me look at it 2/18/2007 8/15/2008 8
479   guys point of view 2/13/2007 8/15/2008 8
478   sidekick 2 2/7/2007 8/15/2008 none
477   IT HARD MAN 2/6/2007 8/15/2008 8
476   compound words 2/6/2007 8/15/2008 none
475   Conceptual Dominos 2/1/2007 8/15/2008 none
474   gold yoda can 1/29/2007 8/15/2008 none
473   cheered me rite up! 1/12/2007 8/15/2008 8
472 * bullets and dead dudes 12/22/2006 8/15/2008 none
471   Buy drugs everywhere. 12/12/2006 12/12/2006 none
470   Wild Words 12/12/2006 8/15/2008 none
469   Canterbury Island 12/2/2006 8/15/2008 none
468   Midnight Monster Arena 12/1/2006 8/15/2008 8
467   useless for me 11/22/2006 8/15/2008 8
466   many happyness 11/17/2006 8/15/2008 none
465   My request was not processed 11/5/2006 8/15/2008 8
464   cry histerically 10/29/2006 8/15/2008 8
463   WinkWorks 10/20/2006 8/15/2008 8
462   How can a red letter in a word be funny? 10/19/2006 8/15/2008 none
461   great advice becose it was all true 10/5/2006 8/15/2008 8
460   Come on! 10/4/2006 8/15/2008 8
459 * watching 10/3/2006 8/15/2008 8
458   Old Age Is a Terminal Illness 9/28/2006 8/15/2008 8
457   order puzzle games 9/23/2006 8/15/2008 8
456   Blondes and Rednecks Referral Program 9/22/2006 8/15/2008 none
455   hopping 9/20/2006 8/15/2008 8
454   foul language on RinkWorks 9/19/2006 8/15/2008 8
453   an business offer 9/8/2006 8/15/2008 none
452   question 33 9/4/2006 8/15/2008 none
451   Snail Mail: Website Listing Service 8/25/2006 8/25/2006 none
450   You guys don't get it. 8/25/2006 8/15/2008 8
449   RTEAL FUNNY 8/17/2006 8/15/2008 none
448 * Hoot 8/15/2006 8/15/2008 8
447   I don't write fanfic 8/9/2006 8/24/2006 none
446   simple flash interactive games 8/4/2006 8/24/2006 none
445   i no longer want myspace.com to be translated into redneck 7/24/2006 8/24/2006 7
444   English To Spanish To Comedy 7/18/2006 8/24/2006 none
443   Computers are much worse than watching tv. 7/15/2006 8/24/2006 none
442   Forum: crueling work 7/11/2006 8/24/2006 7
441   Gambling 7/6/2006 8/24/2006 none
440   Elbreda 7/4/2006 8/24/2006 7
439   Throwing a Cold 7/4/2006 8/24/2006 none
438   old school and tasteless 7/2/2006 8/24/2006 none
437   babee!! 6/29/2006 8/24/2006 none
436   Forum: Howard from ringworks.com 6/19/2006 8/24/2006 none
435   kissin' cousin 6/9/2006 8/24/2006 7
434   Name Meanings 6/9/2006 8/24/2006 7
433   which books are the larger ones 6/8/2006 8/24/2006 none
432   I find my name on your page. 5/29/2006 8/24/2006 none
431   EwbAgent 5/18/2006 8/24/2006 none
430   A Dialectizer Honor 5/12/2006 8/24/2006 7
429   Vampire Novelist's Exam? 5/3/2006 8/24/2006 none
428   beef 4/18/2006 8/24/2006 7
427   The Loyalty Effect 4/10/2006 8/24/2006 7
426   Synching the Wheels 3/26/2006 8/24/2006 none
425   unsuscribe 3/14/2006 8/24/2006 none
424   Forum: Mud logging 3/8/2006 8/24/2006 none
423   The stereotype you are perpetuating here is not a positive one. 3/7/2006 8/24/2006 7
422   But I PREFER to use QUOTES 3/7/2006 8/24/2006 7
421   Forum: One WMZ 3/6/2006 8/24/2006 7
420   Hi there lovely 2/27/2006 8/24/2006 none
419 * silence is so spooky, right? 2/25/2006 8/24/2006 7
418   A Comment About The Fantasy Novelist's Exam 2/22/2006 8/24/2006 none
417   if you are a immortal 2/19/2006 8/24/2006 7
416   Forum: My friend runs this entertainment website.... 2/17/2006 8/24/2006 none
415 * The Traffic joke 2/17/2006 8/24/2006 7
414 * Forum: Tofu Ninja 2/15/2006 8/24/2006 7
413 * Forum: Mysto 2/14/2006 8/24/2006 7
412 * Forum: morrrons n nerds! 2/11/2006 8/24/2006 7
411   solving a riddle 2/5/2006 8/24/2006 none
410   Say Excuses 2/4/2006 8/24/2006 7
409   its a clean one too 2/4/2006 8/24/2006 7
408   Red Out at 7:35 a.m. 1/31/2006 8/24/2006 none
407   windows xp proffesional eddition 1/9/2006 8/24/2006 7
406   Indian subcontinent 1/5/2006 8/24/2006 7
405   I find bugs all day. 12/22/2005 8/24/2006 7
404 * Caps Lock 12/19/2005 8/24/2006 7
403   What if people make fun of you...? 12/18/2005 8/24/2006 none
402   Missing From the Film-Lover's Check-List 12/17/2005 8/24/2006 none
401 * JIGGLE JIGGLE 12/15/2005 8/24/2006 7
400   the pureist form of stupid 12/7/2005 8/24/2006 7
399   book of video game trivia 12/7/2005 8/24/2006 none
398   Can I order from you? 12/1/2005 8/24/2006 none
397   Computer Explosives 11/29/2005 8/24/2006 none
396   The Real Duke Nukem 11/27/2005 8/24/2006 7
395   i used to be this unbleievably funny person. 11/18/2005 8/24/2006 none
394   Jews To Jaws 11/9/2005 8/24/2006 none
393   MapleStory 11/6/2005 8/24/2006 none
392   bbv2 adventure game add on 10/20/2005 8/24/2006 none
391 * the jokes on the Internet 10/14/2005 8/24/2006 7
390   Making an AGL 10/12/2005 8/24/2006 none
389   Kiss Meets Phantom of the Partnership 10/12/2005 8/24/2006 7
388   stockings 10/11/2005 8/24/2006 7
387   Forum: Items for FQ1 10/7/2005 8/24/2006 none
386   professional article, wat i think 10/5/2005 8/24/2006 7
385   a sheer despise 10/4/2005 8/24/2006 7
384   frinkin brillant 9/22/2005 8/24/2006 7
383   an experience of self-discovery 9/19/2005 8/24/2006 7
382   Forum: eventually managed once restarting my computer 9/15/2005 8/24/2006 none
381   a turtle and a rabbit 9/14/2005 8/24/2006 7
380   Rock Paper Scissors partnership 9/9/2005 8/24/2006 7
379 * SO, SO HAPPY TO BE EUROPEAN 9/1/2005 8/24/2006 7
378   dud-it said to email u 8/30/2005 8/24/2006 7
377   easier 1's 8/15/2005 8/24/2006 none
376   Confederate money 8/8/2005 8/24/2006 6
375   the horror of party beach 8/4/2005 8/24/2006 none
374   I need more samples about "Having Fun with Words" 7/17/2005 8/24/2006 none
373   i dont find your information too funny 7/17/2005 8/24/2006 none
372   Brain Transplants 6/27/2005 8/24/2006 none
371   Reader Survey: the best 6/26/2005 8/24/2006 6
370   Cow Trivia 6/24/2005 8/24/2006 6
369   Partnership Proposals 6/16/2005 8/24/2006 6
368   alternator 6/7/2005 8/24/2006 none
367   the dog is a metaphor 5/27/2005 8/24/2006 none
366   Can you find the poem for me. 5/25/2005 8/24/2006 none
365   MR/MV Coordinate System 5/24/2005 8/24/2006 none
364   A Lesson In Combinatorial Math 5/23/2005 8/24/2006 none
363   eternal-lands 5/12/2005 8/24/2006 6
362   Of Mice and Men correction 5/4/2005 8/24/2006 none
361   word document 5/3/2005 8/24/2006 none
360   Bright Monkeys and Bell Curves 4/22/2005 8/24/2006 none
359   10 pinball board 4/14/2005 8/24/2006 none
358   lawn mower content 3/22/2005 8/24/2006 none
357   if you have any other site... 3/19/2005 8/24/2006 6
356   Yahoo Finance 3/5/2005 8/24/2006 none
355 * your answers are all wrong!!! 3/5/2005 8/24/2006 6
354   Battleship 3/3/2005 8/24/2006 none
353   will ther be other games 1/8/2005 8/24/2006 6
352   My Motorcycle Journey 12/30/2004 8/24/2006 none
351   Words From Mid Air 12/15/2004 8/24/2006 none
350   what if your a girl 12/12/2004 8/24/2006 6
349   please put it on 12/11/2004 8/24/2006 6
348   O i mad now 11/18/2004 8/24/2006 6
347   Reader Survey: you have to log in 11/11/2004 8/24/2006 6
346   why does it count 4 points in Scrabble? 11/7/2004 8/24/2006 6
345   another spiffingly good condensed book 11/4/2004 8/24/2006 none
344   black and white words 11/2/2004 8/24/2006 6
343   Forum: battery sise 10/28/2004 8/24/2006 6
342   A Proud Canadian 10/23/2004 8/24/2006 6
341   Jurassic Park is a remake 10/22/2004 8/24/2006 none
340   now i can't get in 10/17/2004 8/24/2006 none
339   bots develop 10/13/2004 8/24/2006 6
338   The absent minded waiter 10/12/2004 8/24/2006 6
337   flashing red ad 10/1/2004 8/24/2006 none
336   book reports 9/29/2004 8/24/2006 6
335   commy liberal 9/23/2004 8/24/2006 6
334   United Way 9/20/2004 8/24/2006 6
333   It keeps telling me.. 9/5/2004 7/3/2007 8
332   Missing Order 8/24/2004 8/24/2006 6
331   hacked into and taken over 8/22/2004 8/24/2006 6
330   paper presentation 8/17/2004 8/24/2006 6
329   Cheating Comperter 7/20/2004 8/24/2006 5
328   HORSEY 7/16/2004 8/24/2006 5
327   kindly send me the puzzles 7/14/2004 8/24/2006 5
326   Vanity Fair 7/11/2004 8/24/2006 5
325   dear sir 7/2/2004 8/24/2006 5, 6
324   Forum: fanasty quest 2 6/27/2004 8/24/2006 none
323   What happened to the Ebonics Dialectizer? 6/21/2004 8/24/2006 5
322   It's so cute how everything's written. 6/8/2004 8/24/2006 5
321   The pictures don't really fit the game. 5/31/2004 8/15/2008 none
320   That's Entertainment 5/18/2004 8/24/2006 5
319   how do i remove a website from the dialectizer program 5/18/2004 8/24/2006 5
318   homuorus 5/17/2004 8/24/2006 5
317   Webpage stealed. 5/10/2004 8/24/2006 5
316   triva 5/1/2004 8/24/2006 none
315   Skateboarding and Vampires 4/28/2004 8/24/2006 5
314   ireally want to play 4/21/2004 8/24/2006 5
313   rare books/ manuscripts 4/19/2004 8/24/2006 5
312   Reader Survey: seem to make fun of the books 4/19/2004 8/24/2006 5, 6
311   GENERAL ELECTRIC AND JACK WELCH 4/15/2004 8/24/2006 none
310   Legend of the Rollerblade 7 4/13/2004 8/24/2006 none
309   $50 VISA CARD 4/9/2004 8/24/2006 5
308   fantasy quest sucks 4/7/2004 8/24/2006 none
307   need password 3/26/2004 8/24/2006 5, 6
306   how r u gonna tell somebody how to be funny? 3/20/2004 8/24/2006 5
305   Heres a funny jokes! 3/12/2004 8/24/2006 5
304   take a look at my site 3/5/2004 8/24/2006 none
303   too short stories 2/20/2004 8/24/2006 5
302   Forum: Anything to give away 2/18/2004 8/24/2006 none
301 * i give out none!! 2/3/2004 8/24/2006 5
300   Dialectizer Animation 1/24/2004 8/24/2006 5
299   You How to befunny site isn't funny to me. 1/12/2004 8/24/2006 none
298   intented to be humourous 1/5/2004 8/24/2006 5
297   i'm writing a novel 12/27/2003 8/24/2006 5
296   say your poems 12/20/2003 8/24/2006 none
295   fluant 12/18/2003 8/24/2006 5
294   i need to write a paragraph 12/17/2003 8/24/2006 5
293   Forum: after the return of the king 11/30/2003 8/24/2006 none
292   explain anything 11/24/2003 8/24/2006 5
291   Accessing Hints 11/19/2003 8/24/2006 5
290   The Trainer's Hall of Fame 11/14/2003 8/24/2006 5
289   spammer 11/10/2003 8/24/2006 5
288   even though I'm not a stupid person 11/5/2003 8/24/2006 5
287   Are you sure you're not a bit sexist, dude? 11/5/2003 8/24/2006 5
286   I suppose it was what passes for an easter egg. 11/4/2003 8/24/2006 5, 6
285   Translating "The Language Barrier" On "Things People Said" 11/1/2003 8/24/2006 none
284   oneone 10/30/2003 8/24/2006 5
283   exist? 10/29/2003 8/24/2006 5
282   Response to "Don't Throw a Brick Straight Up" 10/25/2003 8/24/2006 5
281 * Reader Survey: PHYCOKINUTIC 10/17/2003 8/24/2006 5
280 * wast of web space 10/13/2003 8/24/2006 5, 6
279   the people of apogee 10/11/2003 8/24/2006 5
278   Roses 9/29/2003 8/24/2006 5
277   ANATOMY OF WONDER 9/28/2003 8/24/2006 none
276   downloadable 9/27/2003 8/24/2006 none
275   Bad Movie Review: 40 Days and 40 Nights 9/24/2003 8/24/2006 none
274   i notice you haven't done any roald dahl 9/18/2003 8/24/2006 none
273   Bad Movie Review: Sleepaway Camp 9/17/2003 8/24/2006 none
272   Bad Movie Review: The Dragon 9/17/2003 8/24/2006 none
271   you sad sad bunch 9/15/2003 8/24/2006 5
270   Book-A-Minute: Harry Potter 9/10/2003 8/24/2006 none
269   Bad Movie Review: The Evil Dead 9/10/2003 8/24/2006 none
268   Bad Movie Review: Evil Dead II 9/10/2003 8/24/2006 none
267   Bad Movie Review: The Scorpion King 9/10/2003 8/24/2006 none
266   This assignment was gaven a verry low grade. 8/29/2003 8/24/2006 5
265 * Male Pronouns 8/24/2003 8/24/2006 5, 6
264   Folding Money After 9/11 8/14/2003 8/24/2006 5
263   the other one isn't mine 8/14/2003 8/24/2006 5
262   How can I obtain the condensed version. 8/11/2003 8/24/2006 5, 6
261   Why did the chicken cross the road? 8/5/2003 8/24/2006 5
260   Mithborien here 8/3/2003 8/24/2006 5
259   licorice 7/28/2003 8/24/2006 5, 6
258   baby shower libs 7/28/2003 8/24/2006 5
257   sign up 7/27/2003 8/24/2006 5
256   DO U HAVE A PARK IN RI 7/23/2003 8/24/2006 5
255   business metting 6/17/2003 8/24/2006 4
254   you only review american movies 6/15/2003 8/24/2006 none
253 * Reader Survey: Theres too much writing 6/8/2003 8/24/2006 4, 5
252   Reader Survey: does the fish feeder really work? 6/8/2003 8/24/2006 4
251   both thumbs up 6/4/2003 8/24/2006 none
250   funandhotgbbutygfv 5/25/2003 8/24/2006 4
249   LAUREL@HARDY 5/19/2003 8/24/2006 4
248   get a counter 5/6/2003 8/24/2006 none
247   undialectize 5/3/2003 8/24/2006 4
246   Password forgotten! 5/1/2003 8/24/2006 4
245   Adobe Illustrator 10 4/30/2003 8/24/2006 4
244   in a galaxy far far away 4/16/2003 8/24/2006 none
243   New Jokes 4/11/2003 8/24/2006 4
242   bad jokes about anything 4/10/2003 8/24/2006 4
241   is dialectizer malicous? 4/3/2003 8/24/2006 4
240   I don't know what happened. 3/25/2003 8/24/2006 4
239   Forum: slaves to conformity 3/23/2003 8/24/2006 4
238   Bad Movie Review: The Lord of the Rings 3/18/2003 8/24/2006 none
237 * Forum: dear leonardo dicapprio 3/14/2003 8/24/2006 4
236   put the diaectizer into my watson 3/12/2003 8/24/2006 4, 5
235   I am in search for a puzzle game I once played 3/4/2003 8/24/2006 4
234   Forum: i have used every single website and option there is. 3/3/2003 8/24/2006 4
233   i would like to play the game 3/2/2003 8/24/2006 4, 5
232   I need a name. 2/28/2003 8/24/2006 none
231   You are not Sam. Correct? 2/19/2003 8/24/2006 none
230   Translating Into Other Languages 2/19/2003 8/24/2006 4
229 * Ahmoacah's gone mad with power. 2/11/2003 8/24/2006 4, 5, 6
228 * women are less academic 2/8/2003 8/24/2006 4, 5
227   Defeating the Rigwaiths with Girl Power 1/24/2003 8/24/2006 4
226   i have complains against the op known as teach 1/12/2003 8/24/2006 4
225 * more than i already don't 1/12/2003 8/24/2006 4, 5
224   Dialectizer: I don't know what a URL is. 1/8/2003 8/24/2006 4
223   Reader Survey: my dad is a Billionaire 12/27/2002 8/24/2006 4
222   Forum: ROK!!! 12/21/2002 8/24/2006 4
221   HAD EYE SURGERY 12/19/2002 8/24/2006 4, 6
220   Forum: camel spider 12/18/2002 8/24/2006 4
219   You got horse movies but no horror movies. 12/15/2002 8/24/2006 4
218   talkin pig latin 11/30/2002 8/24/2006 4
217 * Does it really work? 11/4/2002 8/24/2006 4, 5, 6
216   OPTIONS TO ASK A GIRL OUT 10/30/2002 8/24/2006 4
215   Fantasia 10/26/2002 8/24/2006 none
214   The Blank 10/24/2002 8/24/2006 4, 6
213   Contest Center Link 10/18/2002 8/24/2006 none
212   Murkon II 10/17/2002 8/24/2006 4
211 * You need a message board 10/17/2002 8/24/2006 4, 5, 6
210   I have visited your website www.guides.sk 10/15/2002 8/24/2006 none
209   how can I take it off?!?! 10/3/2002 8/24/2006 4
208   TV Show 9/17/2002 8/24/2006 4, 5
207   Movie Idea 9/9/2002 8/24/2006 4, 5
206   Young People 9/3/2002 8/24/2006 4, 6
205   rink works is being cancelled Sept 15th 8/29/2002 8/24/2006 4
204   What is a correct password! 8/27/2002 8/24/2006 4, 6
203   I can't get your program to run on my mac 8/17/2002 8/24/2006 4
202   Little Mermaid Screen Saver 8/16/2002 8/24/2006 4
201   Toll Booth Collectors 8/15/2002 8/24/2006 4
200   Floppies in ZIP drives 8/15/2002 8/24/2006 none
199   Cockney 8/7/2002 8/24/2006 4
198   The Hobbit 8/6/2002 8/24/2006 3
197   i wish i were funny 8/4/2002 8/24/2006 3, 4
196   INAPPROPRIATE JOKES 8/3/2002 8/24/2006 3
195   Trail of Anusion 7/21/2002 8/24/2006 3, 5
194   Forum: Gortman64 7/2/2002 8/24/2006 7
193   1988 6/27/2002 8/24/2006 3
192   How do publish your movie reviews? 6/11/2002 8/24/2006 3
191   Smarties 6/11/2002 8/24/2006 3
190   Forum: this is hillarious!!!! 6/7/2002 8/24/2006 3
189   Secsens? 5/30/2002 8/24/2006 none
188   Your maze is apart 5/30/2002 8/24/2006 3
187   mad ib 5/25/2002 8/24/2006 3
186   Savvy 5/18/2002 8/24/2006 3
185   Forum: delete forum in XML 5/16/2002 8/24/2006 3
184   Bad Movie Review: 2001: A Space Odyssey 5/16/2002 8/24/2006 none
183   Book-in-a-minute Abuse 5/15/2002 8/24/2006 3
182   Bad Movie Review: Maximum Overdrive 5/12/2002 8/24/2006 none
181   me likey 4/21/2002 8/24/2006 3, 4
180   Puzzle Ring 4/15/2002 8/24/2006 3
179   crap sit 4/8/2002 8/24/2006 3
178   Forum: Right, I agree with you, Liface. 4/4/2002 8/24/2006 3, 7
177 * I do not think it means what you think it means. 4/2/2002 8/24/2006 3, 4, 5
176   April Fools 4/1/2002 8/24/2006 none
175   Donate Money 3/25/2002 8/24/2006 3, 5
174   system wipe 3/24/2002 8/24/2006 3
173   Forum: Put yor voice on here 3/24/2002 8/24/2006 3
172   graphic with the Q and A's 3/21/2002 8/24/2006 3
171   The Best for being funny? 3/20/2002 8/24/2006 none
170   what is your web address 3/8/2002 8/24/2006 3
169 * SeethingBlood 3/7/2002 8/24/2006 3
168   i need some words of love 3/6/2002 8/24/2006 3
167   u can't even vote for liking the movie lord of the rings!!!! 3/1/2002 8/24/2006 3
166   E-Mail Changes 2/27/2002 8/24/2006 none
165   Immoral Retards 2/23/2002 8/24/2006 3
164   The Blackstone 2/19/2002 8/24/2006 3
163   Story Site 2/15/2002 8/24/2006 3
162   Three Names 2/8/2002 8/24/2006 none
161   The Web Site That I Made 2/4/2002 8/24/2006 none
160 * Forum: O 2 b00ty Licious!!!! 2/4/2002 8/24/2006 3, 7
159   Wiggling Electrons 2/3/2002 8/24/2006 none
158   How To Be So Wrong 1/30/2002 8/24/2006 3
157 * Unlawfully Banned 1/29/2002 8/24/2006 3, 4, 5
156 * Forum: Ghosts 1/20/2002 8/24/2006 3
155   Pinging 1/19/2002 8/24/2006 none
154   Forum: Team Hardcore 1/16/2002 8/24/2006 none
153 * Bad Movie Review: Gone With the Wind 1/15/2002 8/24/2006 none
152   The Saturn Avenger 1/14/2002 8/24/2006 3, 5
151   any game i want 1/6/2002 8/24/2006 3
150   pyrogirl 1/4/2002 8/24/2006 3, 5
149   Heart-Melt Ways 12/31/2001 8/24/2006 3, 5
148   Slow Learners and Retards 12/24/2001 8/24/2006 3
147 * Why are you asking all these dumb questions? 12/22/2001 8/24/2006 3, 4, 5
146   Could I join crazy libs? 12/21/2001 8/24/2006 3, 4
145   Un-Delecticize 12/17/2001 8/24/2006 3
144   Too Lazy To Read a Short Story 12/17/2001 8/24/2006 3
143   the forest shrank 12/9/2001 8/24/2006 none
142   How'd you fake the yahoo.com broken link? 11/29/2001 8/24/2006 none
141 * Too big page 11/20/2001 8/24/2006 3, 4
140   iMac and the Dialectizer 11/13/2001 8/24/2006 none
139   Sorry, sorry, sorry. 11/12/2001 8/24/2006 3
138   Back To Normal 10/24/2001 8/24/2006 none
137   4th Grade 10/6/2001 8/24/2006 3, 4, 5
136   Forum: Genealogy 10/2/2001 8/24/2006 none
135   The Reborn: Sentenced To Death 9/28/2001 8/24/2006 3
134   Vanessa 9/22/2001 8/24/2006 3
133   ALOT about computers 9/8/2001 8/24/2006 3, 5
132 * I WANT KISS FOR YOU 9/5/2001 8/24/2006 3, 4
131   Two-Legged Dragon 8/20/2001 8/24/2006 3
130   Unability to open a Bookmark 7/30/2001 8/24/2006 3
129   Rating Box 7/26/2001 8/24/2006 2, 5
128   Dialects 7/26/2001 8/24/2006 none
127   Word Geek 7/25/2001 8/24/2006 none
126   guestbook don't work!!! 7/9/2001 8/24/2006 2
125   Mr. T 6/28/2001 8/24/2006 2
124   Lodestone 6/23/2001 8/24/2006 none
123   Broken Links 6/22/2001 8/24/2006 none
122   Rear Window 6/17/2001 8/24/2006 none
121   Epsylon Games Yukon 6/16/2001 8/24/2006 none
120   It's About a Dog 6/12/2001 8/24/2006 none
119   Linn's Site 6/12/2001 8/24/2006 2, 5
118 * pins coming out of you forehead 6/7/2001 8/24/2006 2, 4
117   Ole Man Tate 6/6/2001 8/24/2006 none
116   42 5/26/2001 8/24/2006 2
115   LITERARY LOOTERS!!! 5/26/2001 8/24/2006 2, 4
114   Horse Song 5/25/2001 8/24/2006 none
113   In Conjunction... 5/22/2001 8/24/2006 none
112   People acutely do that. 5/20/2001 8/24/2006 none
111   Straton 5/15/2001 8/24/2006 none
110 * google.com 5/14/2001 8/24/2006 2, 4, 5
109   The Battle of the Ages 5/3/2001 8/24/2006 none
108   Pig Latin Club 4/27/2001 8/24/2006 none
107   I "file, saved" it 4/22/2001 8/24/2006 2
106   No one can compares. 4/21/2001 8/24/2006 2, 4
105   Life At Dialecterize 4/20/2001 8/24/2006 2
104   Please send me more games. 4/16/2001 8/24/2006 2, 5
103   My homepage has been dialectized! 4/12/2001 8/24/2006 2
102   the think wouldn't work 4/12/2001 8/24/2006 none
101   hordeurreves 4/10/2001 8/24/2006 none
100   Dual of the Century 4/8/2001 8/24/2006 none
99   Monitor Purchase 4/5/2001 8/24/2006 none
98   I don't know what URL is. 3/25/2001 8/24/2006 2, 5
97   What is on American 3/24/2001 8/24/2006 2, 4
96 * Australia vs. RinkWorks 3/17/2001 8/24/2006 2
95   i need info about the transfer... 3/16/2001 8/24/2006 none
94   Looking for Eternal Fire 3/15/2001 8/24/2006 none
93   I left you page scratching my head 3/15/2001 8/24/2006 2, 5
92   "How to be pursuasive" really works!!! 3/1/2001 8/24/2006 none
91   Forum: Hacker Wanted 3/1/2001 8/24/2006 none
90   Suicided! 3/1/2001 8/24/2006 none
89 * Stuck In "The Trainer" 2/27/2001 8/24/2006 2, 4
88   Free CD-ROM 2/27/2001 8/24/2006 2
87   I think that everyone's weird. 2/26/2001 8/24/2006 2
86   Forum: buisnes 2/17/2001 8/24/2006 none
85   Bad Movie Review: Magnolia 2/10/2001 8/24/2006 2
84 * Spelling Errors 2/5/2001 8/24/2006 2
83   diamonds 2/4/2001 8/24/2006 2, 5
82   what am i supose to do 2/3/2001 8/24/2006 none
81   bi really like you web site 2/1/2001 8/24/2006 none
80   New Operating Systems 1/30/2001 8/24/2006 2
79   I need a poem 1/23/2001 8/24/2006 none
78   The Number of Syllables 1/18/2001 8/24/2006 none
77   Find Me the Sript 1/17/2001 8/24/2006 none
76   The Eye of the World 1/10/2001 8/24/2006 none
75   help desk for the bank 1/7/2001 8/24/2006 none
74   Bad Movie Review: Judge Dredd 1/4/2001 8/24/2006 none
73   10 Years Ago 1/3/2001 8/24/2006 2, 4
72   Keel Over and Die 1/2/2001 8/24/2006 none
71   No Picture On Monitor 12/31/2000 8/24/2006 none
70   More Slimpler 12/21/2000 8/24/2006 2, 4
69   Bonjour Human 12/6/2000 8/24/2006 none
68 * helping all these people 11/28/2000 8/24/2006 2, 4
67   Pampasan Chair 11/21/2000 8/24/2006 none
66   Forum: The Charm of the Real Dave 11/20/2000 8/24/2006 none
65   I've turned the boosters every witch way i can. 11/14/2000 8/24/2006 none
64   can u get any cliff notes on... 11/14/2000 8/24/2006 none
63   Unregister 11/12/2000 8/24/2006 none
62   I want to know how to give viruses 11/8/2000 8/24/2006 none
61   Bracknell Hall 11/3/2000 8/24/2006 5
60   umm, about your how to be funny site...... 11/2/2000 8/24/2006 2
59   could u send me a complete guide to beating Fantasy Quest? 10/26/2000 8/24/2006 none
58   Forum: Hot Dogs 10/25/2000 8/24/2006 none
57   Bad Movie Review: Marble Lady painting by Jaisini 10/24/2000 8/24/2006 none
56   I NEED TO HAVE A BOOK REPORT 10/23/2000 8/24/2006 none
55   Mouse Insensitivity 10/22/2000 8/24/2006 none
54   Bad Movie Review: It Came From 50,000 Fathoms 10/19/2000 8/24/2006 none
53 * Bad Movie Review: I Monster 10/19/2000 8/24/2006 2
52   Bad Movie Review: Hackers 10/19/2000 8/24/2006 none
51   To Kill a Monking Bird 10/14/2000 8/24/2006 none
50   Forum: My Boyfriend is sooooooooooo cute 10/12/2000 8/24/2006 2, 7
49   Forum: put some more on as much as you can 10/5/2000 8/24/2006 none
48   hey how i get cliff notes help 9/16/2000 8/24/2006 2, 5
47   Bad Movie Review: Robocop 3 9/12/2000 8/24/2006 none
46   Bad Movie Review: Soldier 9/12/2000 8/24/2006 none
45   Bad Movie Review: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation 9/12/2000 8/24/2006 none
44   Receipt 9/9/2000 8/24/2006 2, 4
43   my computer ever screwed up.. 9/2/2000 8/24/2006 none
42   I would like to try out AOL 8/28/2000 8/24/2006 none
41   Forum: Taco Chips 8/25/2000 8/24/2006 none
40 * I WANT TO GET A COMPUTER ABSOLUTELY FREE. 8/24/2000 8/24/2006 2, 4
39   It is crap. 8/24/2000 8/24/2006 2
38 * Dont frickin write me back 8/23/2000 8/24/2006 2, 5
37   Hershey Kisses 8/10/2000 8/24/2006 2, 5
36   HOW DO I FINE 8/7/2000 8/24/2006 1
35 * Blue Clickies 8/5/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2, 4
34   We would like to spend a day at the Enchanted Forest. 7/23/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2, 4
33   I can't seem to remove your ads 7/4/2000 8/24/2006 none
32   Can you make somthing that turns the page normal??? 7/4/2000 8/24/2006 none
31   Hey, I'm a grandma 6/29/2000 8/24/2006 none
30   Ronkworks 6/25/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2, 4
29   I am looking for old adds, bicycle adds 6/17/2000 8/24/2006 none
28   Bad Movie Review: The Astronaut's Wife 6/16/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2
27 * Too Weird 5/31/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2, 5
26   Bad Movie Review: Night of the Lepus 5/12/2000 8/24/2006 none
25 * Bad Movie Review: The Touch of Satan 5/9/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2
24   Horse Movies 5/3/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2
23 * The Great Gaspy 4/10/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2, 4
22   moonprincess.com 3/26/2000 8/24/2006 1
21   Do you have a screen name? 3/25/2000 8/24/2006 none
20 * How come you said the fun never ends? 3/18/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2, 5
19 * Dear Katy 3/16/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2, 5
18   Watch a movie in 60 seconds 3/13/2000 8/24/2006 1
17 * Bad Movie Review: The Thin Red Line 1/25/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2
16   Bad Movie Review: Cruel Intentions 1/25/2000 8/24/2006 1, 2
15   Is that how much time you devote to your family? 1/21/2000 8/24/2006 1
14   Bad Movie Review: Dangerous Minds 11/23/1999 8/24/2006 1
13   Bad Movie Review: The Bone Collector 11/12/1999 8/24/2006 1
12   Bad Movie Review: Clueless 11/2/1999 8/24/2006 2
11   Bad Movie Review: Psycho IV: The Beginning 11/1/1999 8/24/2006 1
10 * Bad Movie Review: Batman & Robin 10/5/1999 8/24/2006 1, 2
9 * a problem 9/27/1999 8/24/2006 1, 2, 5
8 * I'm confused, but don't unsubscribe me 7/2/1999 8/24/2006 1, 2, 5
7   Jail Cell Key Extravaganza 6/25/1999 8/24/2006 1
6   Guestbook does not compute. 6/19/1999 8/24/2006 1
5   Will the Dialectizer work with a computor? 6/17/1999 8/24/2006 1
4   Xanth 6/16/1999 8/24/2006 none
3   Bad Movie Review: Thelma & Louise 6/14/1999 8/24/2006 1
2   Bad Movie Review: The Matrix 5/28/1999 8/24/2006 none
1 * Forum: Peeps cussed at me in a chat room! 12/8/1998 8/24/2006 none

Notes: * symbols mark favorites of the editor. RinkUnion I notations may be inaccurate, due to lost records.