RinkWorks: Stupid Emails: The Matrix

2. The Matrix

Title:  The matrix
By:  Matt
Date:  May 28, 1999 at 16:23:48

"Hello' my name is Keanu Reeves and i think i can act. Thats the first
problem.  Not only was this movie disapointing but exessivbly painful to
watch the characters were awful there was no plott development and the
diologue stunk. The on;y thing that savedthis movie was the visual effects
and the fact I was with friends who like to make fun of movies.

The plott is the standard computers develope inteligance and take over the
human race. Humans become a sort of battery for the machines wich inturn
provides a sort of world that people's brains take as the real world. But
there is a small group that exist away fromthe shame and live in the real
world.

Reeves plays a regular person who the facton of radicals belive is the
choosen one who will free them from the computer but the "agents"( the police
made distinctly to stop these people) are out to kill him and the others.
The group of real individuals train him and accwaint him with thier ways.
In the end he finds out he is the chosen one and defeats the computer and the
movie ends with him poised to free all the people but instead he flies offf
into the sky for no reason.

Things to look out for :the kung-fu training, and the see through shirt( blah)

Best line: when the agent emotionlessly says "No"

things that make you say "HUH":When RTeeves shows up with the chopper and
shots everything in the room exept Fishburn

The spelling in this is classic.