453. an business offerTo: <rinkworks@rinkworks.com> Subject: Business offer Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2006, at 19:34:48 Hello ! I have an business offer for you. I looked through your web and liked it. Good content,good promoting,beautifull design. I can help you with promoting your web, if you collaborate with me, you'll have 10 000 extra unique visitors a day. Just imagine how you can use this big auditorium. And for that I aks the half of the profits, that you gain form my promote. You will not get trash traffic, only direct public. We'll add your site to many searchengines, we'll exchange links with other popular sites, you'll have good extra traffic every day. So: 1) You lose nothing, we don't need something from you, we want only fair and long collaboration. We increase your public, your earn money and share with us. ( 50 % from the profit) All that you need, is to answer me and we'll discuss everything in more details. If you are interested in this suggestion, answer me,as soon as you can. Best Regards. I posted this one for two reasons. There's the broken English, of course, but the deal itself is hilarious anyway. Split profits 50-50 with some random traffic gatherer? They submit your site to search engines, and in return you pay them half the revenue you get from advertising? That's got to be the worst deal in the history of deals. Sign me up! |
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