RinkWorks: Stupid Emails: old school and tasteless

438. old school and tasteless

To:  rinkworks@rinkworks.com
Subject:  Subscription
Date:  Sun, 2 Jul 2006 23:07:46 -0400

I seriously want to know how you expect people to pay you for website assets
you should have included in the first place.

No Advertising Banners
Banners are dead my friend.  They have been, and if this shenanigan of
rotating gifs that do nothing but link back to your own website is what you
call "advertisements" I'm sorry.  You fail.

Faster Loading Times
If you are trying to assert that you can control my bandwidth, I doubt many
ISP's would like that.

Easy, unobtrusive navigation..
You're joking, you want $5.99, just so I can look at a version of your site
that was designed better?  I'm not here to make fun of you, I'm here to ask
you why you think you can exploit people into paying you  because your first
attempt at a website isn't as good as it should be?  I'm sorry, but that's a
very bad way of going about at web development.  You fail.  Again.

That's just horrible  online ethics man.  Horrible.  Seriously rethinik your
strategy for a website, cause right now, you're both old school, and
tasteless.

Here's another one of those stupid emails that fluster me. I mean, seriously, what the heck?