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Fairy Tale Stew

How can Aesop's Fables still be the standard? Fables are supposed to teach life lessons with stories people can relate to. But today, boys aren't shepherds, golden eggs are power-ups in video games, and The Fox and the Grapes is an attractive woman in a grocery store.

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March 11, 2024

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

March 1, 2024

Monster Arena

A new Monster Arena tournament begins today! Register within the week to enter.

February 10, 2024

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

February 1, 2024

Monster Arena

A new Monster Arena tournament begins today! Register within the week to enter.

January 11, 2024

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

January 1, 2024

Monster Arena

A new Monster Arena tournament begins today! Register within the week to enter.

December 12, 2023

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

December 1, 2023

Monster Arena

A new Monster Arena tournament begins today! Register within the week to enter.

November 12, 2023

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

November 1, 2023

Monster Arena

A new Monster Arena tournament begins today! Register within the week to enter.

October 13, 2023

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

October 1, 2023

Monster Arena

A new Monster Arena tournament begins today! Register within the week to enter.

September 13, 2023

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

September 1, 2023

Monster Arena

A new Monster Arena tournament begins today! Register within the week to enter.

August 14, 2023

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

August 1, 2023

Monster Arena

A new Monster Arena tournament begins today! Register within the week to enter.

July 15, 2023

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

June 15, 2023

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

May 16, 2023

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

May 4, 2023

Message Forum

Here's the 2023 Summer Movie Preview!

December 2, 2022

All Movie Talk

Every decade, Sight & Sound posts the results of their polls of the best movies ever made. The 2022 list was just published; here are my thoughts, both on the lists and the conversation.

September 28, 2022

All Movie Talk

Baby, look at me now.

September 21, 2022

Message Forum

Here's the 2022 Holiday Movie Preview!

September 18, 2022

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

September 13, 2022

All Movie Talk

The Top 6 7 movies. Yes, you read that right.

September 9, 2022

All Movie Talk

The Top 6 "queen" movies.

September 2, 2022

All Movie Talk

Tom Cruise reprises his Top Gun role after 36 years. How does that compare to other long-delayed sequels or long-running roles?

August 24, 2022

All Movie Talk

The Top 6 "girl" movies.

August 19, 2022

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

August 15, 2022

All Movie Talk

Days of cinema.

August 12, 2022

All Movie Talk

Cinema On-the-Go!

August 11, 2022

All Movie Talk

The Top 6 "red" movies.

August 2, 2022

All Movie Talk

For years, our podcast All Movie Talk was unavailable. It has risen from the ashes! All of the original episodes plus its many and varied blog posts, are back. Additionally, here's a brand new Top 6 Post, the first new post in over a decade.

July 20, 2022

Site Market Game

A new Site Market Game starts today!

June 29, 2022

Site Journal

Ruminations on a misconception about Christianity.

July 23, 2020

RinkWorks

Listen to RinkWorks creator Samuel Stoddard on the Somebody Write This! podcast, Episode 19, wherein we try to turn a silly computer-generated plot synopsis into a real story. It turns very silly very fast, but maybe, just maybe, it just might work.

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Sinbad Comic

Check out our screencap web comic of the greatest bad movie of all time! Lou Ferrigno as Sinbad sails the seas in search of magic gems and runs afoul of foam rubber monsters, Amazonian gymnasts, empty suits of medieval armor, and the epicly bearded, magnificently fingernailed evil wizard Jaffar!

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The Mystery of Paradise Island

In The Mystery of Paradise Island, a group of unsuspecting strangers find themselves trapped on a remote tropical island with a serial killer loose among them.

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The Dialectizer

RinkWorks' most enduringly popular feature, The Dialectizer adds color to your text with hilarious results.

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Fantasy Name Generator

An invaluable tool for creating names for fantasy novels and games.

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Our Entertainment Features

And that's not all! The above is only a sampling of the content RinkWorks has to offer. Check out our Site Guide for the complete list of RinkWorks entertainment features.