345. another spiffingly good condensed bookTo: dave@rinkworks.com, sam@rinkworks.com Subject: another spiffingly good condensed book Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 12:35:09 +0000 (GMT) hello. i am a 16 yr old girl who lives in yorkshire. i hate peas and like windsurfing. i have taken my precious precious time to contemplate, analyse and revamp 'macbeth' for your reading pleasure. enjoy. witches; u will b king, dude macbeth; o errm well.......... huh? l.macbeth; im a caniving *****. whats down yer trousers, macbeth? now go killthe king and get me a crown. macbeth; ok, honey. whatever you say. (disaster commences. people die. macbeth is king, then everyone else dies.) hope you like it. goodbye. Despite the note discouraging submissions for Book-A-Minute, we get quite a lot. Some are actually funny, and we use them. Many of them are ok, just not funny enough to use. And then there are these. |
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