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595.    Pros and Cons of Throwing Up

To:  sam@rinkworks.com
Subject:  What happen if you throw up your food
Date:  Sun, 2 Aug 2009 21:25:31 -0700

Hi,
What happen if you throw up your food?
What are the pros and cons I should be looking out for?
Please help me.  Thankyou.  Warmest Regards,
Janet

From:  Samuel Stoddard <sam@rinkworks.com>
Subject:  Re: What happen if you throw up your food
Date:  Mon, 3 Aug 2009 14:40:49 -0400

Pros:

        - Safeguards against poison.
        - Absorbs the unpleasant smell of new paint.

Cons:

        - Starvation hazard.
        - Makes a mess.

CAUTION:  Do not throw up straight up.

-- Sam.