395. i used to be this unbleievably funny person.To: dave@rinkworks.com, sam@rinkworks.com
Subject: Ringworks feedback Date: Fri, 18 Nov 2005 21:55:27 -0800 hey, i was just reading that article "How To Be Funny". I had some nice laughs. The thing i really want to talk about is that last year, Freshman year at my high school, i used to be this unbleievably funny person. People started laughing when i just walked around them, barely even having the need for eye contact because of the reputation i had established for myself. Whoever i talked to, i could make them laugh at my whym. lately, i haven't been able to be that funny- now i count up how many people i made laugh the whole day and it usually comes down to about a measely 3 or 4. I thought it was the state of mind all along that matters. isnt there another way of being funny- because to us teens, sex jokes seems very humerous. like, i was joking around with my 16 yr old brother what i would do if i saw a hot girl staring me down while i was filling up a car with gas; when i attempt to insert the gas hose thingy into the gas hole of the car and noticed that the girl was watching me, i would feel all giddy inside and lose my ability to focus on accurately putting the gas hose thing in the car so i would mess up and start malicously cramming it around the area that is my target and get gasoline all over the car. this would be funny because the gas hose thing would represent a weiner. Most of the girls used to look up to me last year, now i just dont talk to them because im afraid i might show them my unfunny side. and why are girls soooo attracted to funny guys? Why aren't puns funny? If you say something like a million times, each time to a different person, how come it isnt funny the 500th time? ...giggling and farting in the dark... From: Dave Parker <bigdave928@gmail.com> To: sam@rinkworks.com Subject: Fwd: Ringworks feedback Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:21:49 -0700 Holy crap. This is like the worst piece of fan mail EVER. -- Dave |
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