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531. you are not funny

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To:  <dave@rinkworks.com>, <sam@rinkworks.com>
Subject:  you are not funny
Date:  Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:20:16

Dear "sirs"

After reading your guide to humor I must inform you that you're about as
entertaining as pedophilia, puns are funny you just don't understand
them and also the British pronunciation of aluminium is the correct one.
Al u min I um... there I split it up for you go at it slowly and you may
have a chance

From:  The Rink <sam@rinkworks.com>
Subject:  Re: you are not funny
Date:  Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:53:39

You might be right about us.  I *thought* we were funny, but you...you're
downright *hilarious*.

From:  "Dave Parker" <bigdave928@gmail.com>
Subject:  Re: you are not funny
Date:  Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:11:20

The funny thing about the way Brits pronounce aluminum is that they not only
say it with an extra "i", they actually have the gall to SPELL it that way
too.  Like that makes it ok.  Hilarious!