RinkWorks: Stupid Emails: Too Weird

27. * Too Weird

To:  ss1@dhmail.rinkworks.com
Subject:  Public Servants
Date:  Wed, 31 May 2000 02:09:56 -0400

Situations which the cops were called to render aid for an incident in
which the whole damn lot of those involved lacked common sense so much
as to call a badge-wearing-bubba with lower than average intelligence
(no offense to cops, I am one) to "invent" a  solution to thier
end-of-the-world problem.   (Like....wondering what to do with the
injured deer that the pin heads tied down in the back of thier pick up
truck..."can't shoot it in the back of the truck, can ya?"   ....Locked
out of somewhere with out clothes on....well, any questions having to do
with nakedness, body parts stuck in unexpected places or unexpected
objects stuck in body parts....or those who are having difficulties with
their offspring, "Are they still smaller than you? Call 'do over'!"
...and missing persons-ESPECIALLY husbands!  "Why would you care?"
......botched suicides, accidental suicides, you know- basic civil
disputes....)    A "suicide" poll just might be too weird.