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  • What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
  • My pop is bigger than your pop.


  • Why did the sheep jump into the lake?
  • He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.


  • Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
  • He wanted to see time fly.


  • Why did the man jump off the Empire State Building?
  • He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.


  • Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?
  • Because from a distance they looked like hares.


  • What did the outlet say to the cord?
  • Socket to me, baby.


  • I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry.
  • Good heavens! Does it hurt?
  • Only when I wind it.


  • Why was the blood donation unsuccessful?
  • Because it was all in vein.


  • What did the big phone say to the little phone?
  • You're too young to get engaged.


  • What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?
  • An Apple turnover.