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  • What do fish say when they hit a wall?
  • Damn!


  • Why don't blind people like to skydive?
  • It scares the heck out of the dogs.


  • What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
  • Bison!


  • April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?
  • Pilgrims.


  • What do they use frozen band-aids for?
  • Cold cuts.


  • What did one hat say to the other hat?
  • You stay here. I'll go on a head.


  • What time do kids need naps?
  • At whine o'clock.


  • Why was the willow weeping?
  • He was unpoplar.


  • Why are horses poor dancers?
  • They have two left feet.


  • Why do dogs chase their tails?
  • They want to make ends meet.