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  • What color is a cheerleader?
  • Yeller.


  • What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework?
  • The aftermath.


  • Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?
  • Their match wouldn't light.


After a tornado tore through town, thankfully no one was hurt. The trees were stripped bare, though. God breathed a sigh of releaf.


  • What kind of guitar did the pool player own?
  • A-cue-stick.


  • What did one angry garden gnome say to the other one?
  • You don't gnome me!


  • What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?
  • Shark infested mashed potatoes.


  • Why did the parasite listen to the clock?
  • Because it liked the tick talk.


  • What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather?
  • An offer you can't understand.


An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something. After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, "You cannot be Sirius!"