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  • Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
  • They're making headlines!


  • Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
  • She wanted to be a nurse.


  • When is a school paper not a school paper?
  • When it's turned into the teacher.


  • What do flies wear on their feet?
  • Shoos.


  • What's Mary short for?
  • She's got no legs.


  • What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
  • A tuba toothpaste.


  • Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
  • Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.


A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."


  • Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
  • If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.


  • What do you say when a dog runs away?
  • Dog-gone!