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  • Did you hear about the burned down tree?
  • It was ash.


  • Did you hear about the imaginary tree?
  • It was mapleleaf.


  • Have you seen the tree's new car?
  • It's a two cedar.


  • What did the tree say when it messed up?
  • It was an oakcident.


  • Why do people rely on Pine trees for flu shots?
  • Because they have so many needles.


  • What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?
  • A book.


  • Did you hear about the book about cowardice?
  • It had no spine.


I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down.


  • Have you read the book about very cold temperatures?
  • Not only does it have two covers, it has a jacket.


  • Where do books eat dinner?
  • At the table of contents.