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  • Did you ever hear about the rope joke?
  • Skip it.


A man ran into a hospital and yelled, "I have only 59 seconds to live."

The receptionist said, "Just a minute, please."


  • How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?
  • They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"


  • What's a good place for water-skiing?
  • A sloped lake.


  • What do you do with a wombat?
  • You play wom with it.


  • Why did Thoreau build a house?
  • Because he wanted to be walled-in.


  • What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?
  • Turn Rachmanin off.


  • Why are pirates so popular?
  • They just arrrr.


  • What is Count Dracula's favorite landmark?
  • The Vampire State Building.


  • What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
  • You're too young to smoke.