#671

• What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
• A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

#672

• Did you hear about the ghost who was a great football player?
• No, what about him?
• He's a spooktacular quarterback.

#673

The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. "Now did all of you understand that?" she asked. "If not, I'll just go through it again."

#674

A policeman stopped a man who was walking along with a monster and ordered him to take it to the zoo at once. The next day the policeman saw the same man with the same monster.

"I thought I told you to take that monster to the zoo," he said.

"I did," said the man, "and now I'm taking him to see a movie."

#675

• What country is ill?
• Germany.

#676

• What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
• Baby giraffes.

#677

• Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?
• Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate.

#678

• Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?
• The psycho path.

#679

Two cows were in a field. One cow says, "Mooooo." The other says, "Jerk. I was going to say that."

#680

Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone.