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  • What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
  • A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.


  • Did you hear about the ghost who was a great football player?
  • No, what about him?
  • He's a spooktacular quarterback.


The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. "Now did all of you understand that?" she asked. "If not, I'll just go through it again."


A policeman stopped a man who was walking along with a monster and ordered him to take it to the zoo at once. The next day the policeman saw the same man with the same monster.

"I thought I told you to take that monster to the zoo," he said.

"I did," said the man, "and now I'm taking him to see a movie."


  • What country is ill?
  • Germany.


  • What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
  • Baby giraffes.


  • Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?
  • Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate.


  • Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?
  • The psycho path.


Two cows were in a field. One cow says, "Mooooo." The other says, "Jerk. I was going to say that."


Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone.