LaZorra's Typos: Page 36

#701

Ticia: Don has a cutomer named Talon Greef. I suspect that he named himself from the fantasy name generator.
Sam: Probably.
Sam: Is a cutomer a cute customer?
Goosey: lol
Ticia: Erm.
* Ticia will be playing the role of LaZorra today.
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LaZorra has entered.
Ticia: LaZorra!
LaZorra: Wait, I guess I shouldn't be here if Ticia's going to be standing in for me.
LaZorra: That could just get awkward.
Ticia: No! I shall go back to just being me!
Ticia: I'm awesome, anyway.
LaZorra: This is very very trure!
Ticia: Ah, she's back.
LaZorra: Dammit, you didn't have to re-confer the typos, you know. You could have kept those for yourself.
Ticia: nope, they come with the job of being LaZorra.
LaZorra: This is not what I signed up for! I can't work in these conditions!
Grishny: You can and you will.
* LaZorra whimpers.
Ticia: Poor little bunny.
LaZorra: I'm a <bunny>?
LaZorra: ...I am fairly sure that what I caftually wanted to do was italicize "bunny."
Goosey: CAFTUALLY
Ticia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE Man Cold.
Ticia: (That's where I got the poor little bunny thing from. If you were wondering.)
* LaZorra clicks Tischia's link.
Ticia: ...
LaZorra: Or whoever that person is. Um.
* LaZorra is clearly not awake yet.
LaZorra: THAT IS WHAT CAFTUALLY IS I NEED COFFEE
-- 2/18/2011, 11:41:12

#702

LaZorra: It's all cloomy and overcast out, which is nice, but is also making me tired.
Sam: CLOOMY
Ticia: Cloomy is obviously Cloudy and Gloomy.
Sam: One of my favorite actors is George Cloomy.
Grishny: I love his hair.
-- 2/18/2011, 12:16:21

#703

* LaZorra comes back to the bugger and dies laughing.
goldfishy: I'm glad I'm not the only one who has made that typo
-- 2/23/2011, 13:26:25

#704

LaZorra: aaaand now I'm hungry. Thanks a glut, buys.
LaZorra: er. *Thanks a lot, guys
* LaZorra isn't used to wearing braces on BOTH hands. argh
Sam: ...wow.
-- 2/23/2011, 13:27:35

#705

LaZorra: Also, I'll have to reward the braces info.
LaZorra: And by "reward," I opbviuosly mean "reaserach"
LaZorra: ...exept not.
Sam: Opbviuosly.
LaZorra: GAH
LaZorra: AHOT OP
LaZorra: SHOT. SHOT OP
* Sam is a hot op.
-- 2/23/2011, 13:30:53

#706

Leen: Sam tried to take away my coffee ice cubes -.-
LaZorra: WHAT
LaZorra: HERESEY
Maryam: How COULD you, Sam.
Leen: *iced coffee ice cubes. I can still suck a bit of coffee flavor out of those!
* LaZorra tsks at Am.
Sam: I was just ASKING if she was DONE with them yet, and before I could get the question out, she'd cried, "No!" and snatched the cup back out of my hands.
Sam: I took that to mean she wasn't done with it yet.
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: LOL LOL
* Sentynel is back
Sentynel: i folks!
Sam: i!
Leen: I get this little tiny cup of coffee, and he tries to still it! Hrmph.
LaZorra: And he said to the coffee, "Pease! Be still!"
Ticia: He tried to turn it into alcohol?
* LaZorra gives up.
Leen: Um yeah, *steal
Leen: :-P
* LaZorra feels perfectly justified in pointing out other people's typose. :-p
* Sam adopts the Ty pose.
LaZorra: OH WHATEVER
Nyperold: Pease coffee hot! Pease coffee cold! Pease coffee in the pot, 9 days old!
LaZorra: YOU PEOPLE SUCK
Leen: :heart*
Leen: Damn
Leen: ♥
* LaZorra dies lauahging.
LaZorra: ...which sounds painful.
Ticia: It's not true, LaZorra. You love us and you know it.
LaZorra: Tiica: Oooh, okay, fine.
-- 2/23/2011, 13:32:51

#707

* LaZorra also knows a brother-daughter duo named "Harley" and "Davidson."
LaZorra: Er. Brother-SISTER.
LaZorra: Though in that order it would be sister-brother.
LaZorra: WE ARE NOT THAT REDNECK OKAY
Sentynel: LaZ: They're called HARLEY and DAVIDSON. They are that redneck.
-- 3/1/2011, 15:23:51

#708

LaZorra: THE INNER COPY EDITOR NEVER HUTS UP.
Goosey: HUT UP LAZ
goldfishy: I love the idea of hutting up
goldfishy: I just go down the shed and hole up in there and dont come out til my newest rocket is done!
-- 3/1/2011, 15:51:37

#709

LaZorra: "My Abusive Mother Need Cupcakes" sounds like a pneumonic like "All Cows Eat Grass" and "Every Good Boy Deserve Fudge" in music.
Sentynel: A pneumonic?
LaZorra: And I'm pretty sure I meant "mneumonic." Or however you spell that.
LaZorra: But I definitely did not mean "respiratory disease."
Sentynel: mnemonic.
LaZorra: Sent: I WAS CLOSE
LaZorra: Geez.
LaZorra: You Brits are the ones who put extra Us in things.
Sentynel: LauZourrau: Iu hauve nou iudeau whaut you meaun.
-- 3/7/2011, 15:37:42

#710

LaZorra: Sent: This dried fruit IS pretty squara...
LaZorra: Er. Square.
Sentynel: Well, points for not having a "w" in there.
LaZorra: HA
LaZorra: HA
LaZorra: I TYPED TI
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: ...*it
-- 3/7/2011, 17:25:21

#711

LaZorra: That sounds amwzinsg.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: Which may be interpreted as a combination of "amazing" and "amusing" if you like.
-- 3/8/2011, 00:45:27

#712

LaZorra: I wish I lived in Phan's brain.
LaZorra: It would be like Willy Wonkay.
LaZorra: Er. Wonka.
Goosey: "Wonky" is right!
LaZorra: haha
-- 3/9/2011, 00:49:10

#713

* Goosey tries to pick up her lotion with her toes and drops it on the other foot. Ow.
LaZorra: LOTION OF PAIN
Goosey: LAZ: YOU ARE SO TIRED
LaZorra: HOW CAN YOU TELL
LaZorra: This is perfeclyt normal forme.
-- 3/10/2011, 00:57:34

#714

LaZorra: If he were REALLY high in your opinuib, you've give him tsars.
LaZorra: *youd
LaZorra: *you'd
Goosey: Opinuib?
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: OPIUM NOOB
-- 3/23/2011, 01:19:49

#715

ThePhan: So, in my education class today, Awkward Facebook Guy was weird.
LaZorra: WASKARD FACEBOOK GUY IS AWKSARD
Goosey: WASKARD
ThePhan: You WASKARD!
LaZorra: or, um...
LaZorra: WASKARDDY WABBIT
iwpg: WASKALLY WASKARD
Goosey: AWKSARDY WASKARD
-- 3/24/2011, 15:13:25

#716

LaZorra: My brother is in NY. He just texted me: "i walked by the new ork times last nigh"
Goosey: ???
LaZorra: Typoing runs in the family, apparently.
LaZorra: Also, I now want to work at the New Orc Times.
LaZorra: I hope I get a corner office in the White Tower.
Goosey: I bet Grish has a cousin works there, could put in a good word for you.
LaZorra: I hear Saruman's a tough editor, though.
Sentynel: And they give all the good jobs to the uruk-hai.
Ticia: You are all dorks.
LaZorra: That's where I should REALLY work. The New Dork Times.
LaZorra: I could cover the duct-taped glasses beat.
-- 3/24/2011, 15:17:42

#717

ThePhan: Because I am a star.
LaZorra: FACE
LaZorra: er, FACT
Randy: LOL LOL
goldfishy: LOL LOL IN YOUR FACE
-- 3/24/2011, 23:15:57

#718

* LaZorra PICTURES PHAN WHIRLING HER ARMS AROUND MADLY WHILE BOOMING, "I AM NO ORDINARY FAN!"
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
Randy: LOL LOL
LaZorra: Er. Also apparently I accidentally turned capslog on.
ThePhan: Yes, log those caps.
ThePhan: Don't want to lose track of them.
LaZorra: Capslog, startdate 31.4.58: A strange, typo-ridden planet has appeared on our instruments. Spock advises further inspection and a dictionary.
-- 3/24/2011, 23:27:27

#719

Goosey: Dahaha. My sis just posted a pic of her son stomping on a pile of goldfish crackers in the kitchen. LOL.
LaZorra: Goosey: The best goldfishy are DEAD ONES.
LaZorra: er. Um. *-y
Ticia: LOL
Goosey: LOL
* Ticia shall be sure to warn goldfishy next time she sees her.
* LaZorra does not advocate stomping goldfishy to death.
-- 3/25/2011, 16:13:50

#720

Maryam: I hate when formatting tries to get clever. This sticker on this jar of apple butter looks like it's saying "Sugar NO Added".
LaZorra: Sugar No sounds like a Bod girl.
LaZorra: Er. A Bond girl. Who often are bod girls.
-- 3/29/2011, 16:56:05