LaZorra's Typos: Page 15

#281

LaZorra: I want to cut apart patties!
LaZorra: Um. Batteries.
-- 9/15/2008, 18:42:30

#282

Goosey: First time I'd ever been in a bar. O.o
LaZorra: Bras are scary.
LaZorra: Er.
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: A dyslexic man walks into a bra!
* Goosey dies!
LaZorra: Well, some bras are scary, too! I mean, seriously!
Goosey: Oh man, oh man, you just made my day.
-- 10/1/2008, 16:44:48

#283

LaZorra: You're washing trailer mats?
LaZorra: I ate that.
LaZorra: Er. Hate. I do not eat rubber.
Ghost_of_Leen: lol
-- 10/6/2008, 17:47:52

#284

LaZorra: Why is it that fats-food salads are so gross?
LaZorra: I mean, I'd almost rather just eat the burger.
LaZorra: Er. Fast food. Hehe, how appropriate.
-- 10/7/2008, 16:37:48

#285

LaZorra: Is that counting mages, or not?
LaZorra: Er. Imaged.
LaZorra: *Images
LaZorra: *dies*
LaZorra: I AM TOO TIRED FOR TYPOS KTHX
-- 10/12/2008, 22:53:35

#286

* LaZorra hides under the pillows on the coach.
LaZorra: *couch
* LaZorra apologizes to the coach and gives him his pillows back.
-- 10/20/2008, 17:42:07

#287

LaZorra: Silly oose.
Ghost of Sam: Don't call ME an oose, you oose.
-- 10/21/2008, 15:25:55

#288

LaZorra: hal: I love your snakeshin pants.
LaZorra: Snakeshin.
LaZorra: Snakeskin!
LaZorra: hal: Your SNAKESKIN pants.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: Skanes have shins??
Goosey: *SNAKES
LaZorra: hahahaha
-- 10/23/2008, 23:20:02

#289

Sam: And if I find you've ripped off my Cake and Cheesy Morning Show, I'm suing you for everything Kysle has.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Sam: Granted, I don't really *want* everything Kysle has, so I'll probably settle out of court for a fun-size Milky Way. STILL.
LaZorra: We tried, but sadly Morticia Addams and Woodly Allen refused to work together without you there to arbitrate.
LaZorra: Arbitrate.
LaZorra: Ar . . . ar something.
Sam: LaZ: I believe the word you're looking for is "arbitrate."
LaZorra: Sam: . . .
LaZorra: That's right?
TalkingDog: LOL. You thought you typoed?
LaZorra: Gah, I'm sicker than I thought I was, then.
LaZorra: Also, in rereading that sentence, I just saw "Woodly Allen."
TalkingDog: LOL
LaZorra: So I missed an actual typo and focused on a word that was CORRECTLY SPELLED.
-- 10/26/2008, 14:40:11

#290

* LaZorra just tried to /meow Sam.
-- 11/6/2008, 14:58:19

#291

BlitzBot: 675. Large cats.
LaZorra: mountain linen
LaZorra: Er. Lion.
-- 11/11/2008, 20:05:09

#292

BlitzBot: Sam wins a point with answer glass slipper.
BlitzBot: Sam wins a point with answer Stepsisters.
BlitzBot: Sam wins a point with answer Wicked Stepmother.
BlitzBot: Sam wins a point with answer Prince Charming.
BlitzBot: Sam wins a point with answer midnight.
BlitzBot: Sam wins a point with answer pumpkin.
BlitzBot: Sam wins a point with answer Fairy Godmother.
BlitzBot: Scores this round: Sam: +7.
Maryam: Dang, Sam.
Sam: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LaZorra: sweeeeeeeeet
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: sweeeeeeeeeeep
Sam: LOL!
LaZorra: Although I suppose it would be pretty sweet to have a sweep.
-- 11/11/2008, 20:08:51

#293

* LaZorra is cracking up.
LaZorra: AND YOU SAID I WOULD MISS THE BEST CHANT SESSION EVER
Maryam: LZ: omm om om ommmmm
LaZorra: Maryam: Finding your Zen?
Maryam: LZ: Trying to make a good chant session.
wintermute: CHANT SESSION!
* LaZorra cannot breathe.
-- 11/17/2008, 19:17:57

#294

LaZorra: There is a dusty trail here. ()Munch some grass. ()Buick your rider off. ()Go down the trail. ()Spook.
* Counterpoint clicks "Buick your rider off."
LaZorra: p You make a low rumbling noise and lurch down the trail, leaving a stream of exhaust behind you.
-- 11/22/2008, 22:43:46

#295

LaZorra: No, but right now I'm cancelling this girl about her boyfriend who is making her miserable.
LaZorra: And I'm like, "JUST LEAVE."
LaZorra: And she's all, "I CAN'T IT'S TOO HARD."
TalkingDog: CANCELLING
LaZorra: LOL UM NO
ThePhan: CANCEL HER
ThePhan: That'll make 'em see reason.
-- 11/23/2008, 23:37:58

#296

LaZorra: Squaw pie does not sound good.
Sam: LOL
Maryam: LOL LOL
LaZorra: SQUASH. SQUASH PIE.
LaZorra: AUGH.
* Maryam dies.
Randy: LOL LOL
MissStickBug: hahahaha
-- 11/24/2008, 21:58:27 comic

#297

Ghost of Sam: LOL. Yeah, good think we're around to be crazy for you sometimes.
Ghost of Sam: thing
LaZorra: Yup. Y'all never fail to provide a good thing.
LaZorra: *think
LaZorra: AUGH I WAS MAKING FUN OF YOUR TYPO AND I TYPOED WHAT YOU MEANT TO TYPE WHEN YOU TYPOED
TalkingDog: LOL
-- 11/26/2008, 14:20:31

#298

LaZorra: Whoo. I think I'm better now.
LaZorra: I wonder what brought that on, anyway.
LaZorra: Perhaps it was the habanero/echinacea/pemppermint throat spray I nearly killed myself with.
TalkingDog: PEMPPERMINT PRESSURE.
Ghost of Sam: That's a possibility. Of course, it could be the BRANDY.
LaZorra: I HAVE NOT HAD ANY BRAINY TODAY
LaZorra: NOR ANY RUM
LaZorra: OR GIN
LaZorra: OR ANY OTHER KIND OF AXOCHOLIC BEVERAGES
* TalkingDog dies.
LaZorra: ALCOHOLIC
* LaZorra is not saying she is an alocholic; she is merely correcting typos!
LaZorra: alcoholic!
LaZorra: AUGH
Maryam: bahaha
LaZorra: Anyway, about the spray I mentioned:
LaZorra: So my mom, Miss Homeobathic Remedies, says, hey, I just bought this throat and tonsil spray from this witch doctor.
Ghost of Sam: Homeowhat?
Maryam: Homeobathic!
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: HOMEOPATHIC
LaZorra: IT IS THE RIGHT LETTER BUT UPSIDE DOWN AND BACWARDS
Ghost of Sam: Your mom takes baths with homeys?
LaZorra: AUGH NO NO BAD MENTAL IMAGES
Maryam: LOL
Ghost of Sam: *backwards
LaZorra: Yes, that.
LaZorra: Anyway, so I look at the bottle, and see echinacea, okay, all right, that'll be icky but it's foog for you.
Maryam: FOOG
Maryam: foog foog foog
LaZorra: FOOG YOURSELF
* LaZorra realizes that sounds like a very bad thing to say after she says it.
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LaZorra: I'm starting to get the feelimb back in my chin, too.
LaZorra: *feeling
Ghost of Sam: A LIMB IS GROWING OUT OF YOUR CHIN.
LaZorra: THERE IS NO CHIN BEHIND CHUCK NORRIS' BEARD; THERE IS ONLY ANOTHER FIST
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Ghost of Sam: LaZ: Did you realize that you shouted 'I HAVE NOT HAD ANY BRAINY TODAY' when you meant Brandy?
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
Ghost of Sam: I missed that one too. I was too distracted by the other 500 typos in the adjacent lines.
Maryam: LOL
* LaZorra can't brain today. She has the dumb.
-- 11/26/2008, 14:24:43

#299

LaZorra: It's not nice to make person of retarded people.
LaZorra: Uh. FUN.
LaZorra: How did "person" come out there?
-- 11/26/2008, 15:02:09

#300

* LaZorra hugs everyone and pulls time into a pool full of jello!
Goosey: time?
LaZorra: Goosey: 12:05 here.
Ghost of Sam: Did you mean 'them'?
LaZorra: Uh, yes.
-- 11/26/2008, 15:03:12