#681* LaZorra pictures goldfishy in a ridiculously oversized gardening hate, pulling up little faces like flowers.Nyperold: GARDENING HATE. Maryam: Dinner, bye! Maryam: Wait, I have to find out what a gardening hate is. Maryam: I'm guessing hat. Nyperold: I guess it's what happens when the negative aspects of gardening overwhelm the positive. Goosey: Probably. LaZorra: GARDENING HATE -- 1/20/2011, 17:20:34 #682* wintermute replaces "Chuck Norris" with "Tom Sellick's moustache".* LaZorra has DEFINITELY not attained Tom Sellick's mustache. . . . Sam: Also, *Selleck LaZorra: Sam: THANK YOU LaZorra: I knew there was something wrong with that spelleng but couldn't figure ot out. Sam: I so hope that was unintentional, but I fear it wasn't. LaZorra: Er. Sam: LOL LOL LOL Sam: RULE! -- 1/25/2011, 19:42:36 #683LaZorra: Also, I meant the skin on my kunckles, doofus.Sam: KUNCKLES Sam: Those must be uncles with a KDE interface. * LaZorra hopes those aren't like cankles. * Sam looks up "cankle" and finds a definition on a web site with text ads advertising "buy cankle mugs, tshirts and magnets." -- 1/26/2011, 17:02:17 #684LaZorra: GOOSEY WHY ARE YOU DIELLaZorra: *IDLE LaZorra: *IDOL LaZorra: GOOSEY WHY ARE YOU AMERICAN IDOL [RinkChat] User LaZorra has been kicked from the room by LaZorra. LaZorra has left. ThePhan: GOOSEY WHY ARE YOU DIEL OR NO DIEL LaZorra has entered. LaZorra: 8ahem* LaZorra: ahem* ahem* ahem* ahem* ahem* ahem* ahem* ahem* -- 1/28/2011, 17:37:06 #685Maryam: Dinner, bye!Maryam has left. LaZorra: Mmm, almost. LaZorra: Er, *almonds. LaZorra: MARYAM YOUR DINNER LOOKS VERY NEARLY TO BE APPEALING Goosey: LOL -- 1/31/2011, 17:10:26 #686LaZorra: Sent: Oh oww.LaZorra: *wow8 LaZorra: *wow -- 1/31/2011, 19:15:02 #687LaZorra: THE APPLE DUMPING GANGSentynel: They throw their apple cores away and they just don't care? LaZorra: I loved hat movie as a kid. Sentynel: While wearing hats? LaZorra: Sent: *that :-p -- 2/1/2011, 20:15:59 #688LaZorra: GO TO BEDLaZorra: GO DIRECTLY TO BE LaZorra: DO NOT PASS GO LaZorra: DO NOT COLLEGE TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS Randy: College? LaZorra: DO NOT COLLAGE THEM EITHER BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE THEM WORTHLESS LaZorra: NOBODY WANTS MONDAY WITH MOD PODGE ON IT LaZorra: I MEANT MONEY BUG OBIVOUSLY MODANY ISN'T ANY GOOD THAT WAY EITHER LaZorra: OH BUGGER IT * Sentynel is, directly, as ordered. * Sentynel is not entirely sure how to follow the rest of the instructions. Randy: This is the weirdest set of directions I've ever seen Sentynel: Hamlet just needed LaZorra around. "To be, or not to be, that is the question-" "GO DIRECTLY TO BE!" -- 2/3/2011, 18:41:14 #689* LaZorra squawshes Sentynel.LaZorra: er iwpg: LOL Maryam: LOL -- 2/4/2011, 21:42:09 #690LaZorra: vote asaLaZorra: *sam LaZorra: vote sam -- 2/4/2011, 21:46:36 #691LaZorra: Wait, we're in a what? Are you going to gas us after the wordpress is over?LaZorra: er. LaZorra: How the hell did "WordPress" come out there? Oo LaZorra: *UBT Goosey: LAZORA HAS WORDPRESS ON THE BRAIN -- 2/4/2011, 22:25:43 #692LaZorra: (a small country in easter Europe)goldfishy: YAY EASTER! Sentynel: Easter Europe, a continent that only exists on one variable day of the year. goldfishy: CREAM EGGS! LaZorra: (Easter Europe, wherein the union is ruled by a benign rabbit who carries colorful eggs around.) goldfishy: FULL OF CHOCOLATE EGGS AND BUNNIES! -- 2/4/2011, 22:33:04 #693* LaZorra whistles in the wine.LaZorra: *wind Goosey: LOL LaZorra:  LaZorra: It's really good wine. goldfishy: Now who's the fish? Sentynel: Whistling in a liquid medium is actually pretty difficult. Sentynel: Especially if it's made you drunk. * LaZorra bubbles. Goosey: Drunk again, eh? LaZorra: D AND E ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER PEOPLE * Goosey totally pictures a tipsy LaZ blowing bubbles in a glass of wine through a straw, then giggling. LaZorra: LaZorra: STOP LOOKING AT ME goldfishy: She's swimming in an enormous glass of red wine for me Goosey: LOL LaZorra: You people all make my life sound WAY more awesome than it is. Goosey: fishy: Whistling as she does the backstroke? LaZorra: *drunkstroke -- 2/7/2011, 18:51:22 #694LaZorra: Coffee AND a muffin!LaZorra: First food I've had all day NOMNOM Sentynel: LaZ: No wonder you're tired if that's your first food all day. LaZorra: FOOZ LaZorra: *D LaZorra: *DZ LaZorra: FOOS LaZorra: YOU BUNCHA FOOS -- 2/9/2011, 19:32:26 #695[LaZorra->Sam] goosey please![LaZorra->Sam] Er, missing comma. [LaZorra->Goosey, Sam] Please! [LaZorra->Sam] YOU WILL GIVE ME GOOSEY AND YOU WILL GIVE ME GOOSEY NOW -- 2/10/2011, 14:56:09 #696WhizHal: WhizGirl: grope LaZorra's sap.LaZorra: WH: I bed your pardon! Goosey: LAZ: You WHAT his pardon??? LaZorra: UM Sentynel: LOL LOL LOL Sam: LOL LOL LOL Goosey: LOL LOL LOL -- 2/10/2011, 23:34:15 #697LaZorra: I especially love the rubber cuckue.Goosey: The rubber WHAT? LaZorra: ... LaZorra: DUCKIE. Goosey: OH SURE * LaZorra is tyuping at a wierd angle. Gahalyn: I thought that was a weird euphemism. -- 2/11/2011, 00:42:26 #698Sam: NEW TYPOS http://www.rinkworks.com/lazorra/. . . LaZorra: You know, every time you put out a typo update, I think, "My typos aren't really funny any more. They're kind of expected." LaZorra: And then I end up laughing myself to death. LaZorra: EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. LaZorra: AND THEY'RE MY OWN FREAKING TYPOS Sam: You don't even remember half of them most of the time, do you? LaZorra: Nope. Sam: Did you eve realize you typoed in #686? I mean besides "hat." Because in the transcript, it sure didn't look like you ever caught it. LaZorra: NO Sam: hahahaha LaZorra: I don't want to know what apple dumpings are. LaZorra: Maybe it's the horseapple dumping gang, and they're sentenced to clean out stalls forever. Goosey: LOL LOL Randy: LOOOOOOLLLLLL LaZorra: That doesn't sound like a very fun movie. . . . LaZorra: "* Goosey totally pictures a tipsy LaZ blowing bubbles in a glass of wine through a straw, then giggling." NEXT RU. Goosey: LOL LaZorra: Except I will be drunk only on giglllges. Randy: giglllges? -- 2/11/2011, 00:47:37 #699geneva: whats a hobby horse?LaZorra: A stuck pony. LaZorra: er. LaZorra: *stick * LaZorra pictures a pony mired in mud. -- 2/14/2011, 17:58:44 #700LaZorra: OK, the actual quote is that "Speakers from ICE, the Border Patrol, and the FBI will talk about angs, to trends, to creative ways smugglers are getting drugs into the country."LaZorra: *gangs LaZorra: Er. LaZorra: I am missing part of that sentence. LaZorra: *talk about everthing from gangs LaZorra: *EVERYTHING LaZorra: AUGH -- 2/15/2011, 18:17:54 |
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