#641LaZorra: Also...um. I remember that photot!Ghost of Sam: Photot: Baby pictures! -- 10/14/2010, 15:27:59 #642Sentynel: Note to self: When working, it is often helpful to put your glasses on, thus enabling you to see what you're writing and the screen .LaZorra: the screen .? Sentynel: Er. Sentynel: * LaZorra: SENTYNEL THERE IS A SMASHED BUT ON YOUR SCHREEEN Sentynel: A what!? LaZorra: BUG BUG LaZorra: BUG Sentynel: Ah man. LaZorra: WHOSE SMASHED BUTT IS THAT ON YOUR SCHREEN LaZorra: AND WHY DO I KEEP TYPING THAT WITH A GERMAN ACCENT Sentynel: I was wondering. Sentynel: Er, about the accent. Not the ownership of the butt on my screen. LaZorra: aaaahhhh Sentynel: Although that's somewhat perplexing as well... LaZorra: lol lol lol lolwaoieoiawhoewhiohio LaZorra: OHIO LaZorra: THE STATE OF OHIO HSA AMSEFESH A BUTT ON YOUR SCHRREEN Sentynel: Amsefesh?? Sentynel: LOL, that triggered botch detection. LaZorra: SMAHSSEHD LaZorra: LIKE MAI BRAINZ * LaZorra smashes her brain against the butt on Sentynel's screen. Sentynel: That doesn't sound very hygienic. Sentynel: Also, I think I need to fit windscreen wipers to my screen... * LaZorra read "screen" as "brain." Sentynel: Brain screen wipers. LaZorra: blergh LaZorra: I have to get up in four hours. -- 10/26/2010, 05:50:39 #643LaZorra has entered.Goosey: LAZORRA Goosey: How you? LaZorra: I just typoed my own hame twice. Once as "Hester" and once as "Heathee." LaZorra: That should tell you how I am. Goosey: Also: hame. LaZorra: aaaaahhhhh * Sentynel hugs Hester LaZorra: That Hester. She is SO RUDE for not runngin you back. LaZorra: Er. Hugging. That is what I meant. * Sentynel gets run over by Hester LaZorra: VROOM * Sentynel HUGS LaZ! LaZorra: And leas I know I'll sleep well on the redeye... * Goosey hands LaZorra the t she dropped. Sentynel: On the one hand, I know how it feels and I really do feel sorry for you. But on the other hand, LOL TYPOS LaZorra: :-p! :-p to you, I say! * Maryam HUGS LaZorra! * LaZorra HUGS Maryam! Sentynel: OH RIGHT, SO MARYAM GETS A HUG BACK HUH LaZorra: DUDE YOU HUGGED HESTER IT IS MOT MY FAULT SHE IS A RUDESTER Sentynel: * Sentynel HUGS LaZ! (16:23:56) LaZorra: Oh. -- 10/27/2010, 16:18:32 #644LaZorra: Also: I have had a burned tongue from hot coffee for a week because I keep re-burning it, I bit my lip really heart this morning and now it's swollen and keeps getting caught on my teeth, AND I JUST REALIZED I WON'T GET TO TAKE A SHOWER UNTIL TOMOROOW NIGHT EWEEEWWWWWGoosey: She's a heart man. Sentynel: I heart you, lip! *bite* Sentynel: You have strange ways of showing your affection. Sentynel: LaZ: When there's no time for a shower, there's always the pressure washer. Goosey: Spitbath in the sink? LaZorra: THAT SOUNDS EVEN GROSSER -- 10/27/2010, 16:25:48 #645LaZorra: This is the problem with having friends whose intelligence/education is >= yourse.Sentynel: YOURSE LaZorra: YES WHATEVER -- 10/27/2010, 16:31:38 #646LaZorra: So...I told a friend of mine I'm thinking about going to DC for spring break. She replied, "ep, I can see your schedule: Frontline, National Gallery, coffee; NPR, Newseum, Long Island ice tea; Wash Post, Capitol, white Russian."LaZorra: Er, *Yep Goosey: LOL LaZorra: :-P -- 11/1/2010, 22:37:39 #647LaZorra: And THIS, boys and girls, is why I am a proponent of the Oxford comman.Goosey: Yeah, I like that little patch of grass too. Sentynel: Don't be silly, there's nobody common in Oxford. =) wintermute: I think she means "The Oxford conman". LaZorra: :-p Ticia: So, does Sam have to read all the chat logs for LaZorra typos? Or do people memo them to him? ;) LaZorra: Ticia: errrrrr Goosey: Ticia: I believe he just searches for "LOL" LaZorra: :-p LaZorra: I HATE YOU ALL -- 11/6/2010, 20:52:24 #648LaZorra: LOL! Niiiive.* LaZorra will leave it to you to decide whether that should be "nice" or "knives." Kalimeris: both. Kalimeris: "That's sharp!" lololol -- 11/10/2010, 12:18:45 #649LaZorra: Four pages of homework programming to do tonight. Due at 4 a.m.LaZorra: *homework programming LaZorra: PROGRAMMING. HOMEWORK. LaZorra: I am obviously not in very good shape for this. :-p -- 11/13/2010, 19:16:54 #650LaZorra: #2 would totally be a 6 without the firesphotted flames behind him.LaZorra: Er. Photoshopped. -- 11/15/2010, 21:17:58 #651WhizHal: Huh. I totally forgot i had a consort or lover, and thus they feel no pain. Cookies like novocain.LaZorra: DUDE. Novocain ookies TOTALLY explain Cookie Monster. Sam: OOKIE! Goosey: OOKIES Randy: O is for OOKIE Sam: THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR LAZ. LaZorra: CLEARLY I MEANT WOOKIES LaZorra: Cookie Monster is a novocain Wookiee. -- 11/15/2010, 22:18:21 #652[LaZorra->Sam] I'm stuck in bed, so surte.[LaZorra->Sam] er, sure [LaZorra->Sam] also I just tried to /msg seam -- 11/23/2010, 19:50:22 #653LaZorra: UGNLE TOMLaZorra: UNCLE LaZorra: UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE Randy: UNGLE TOMS CABING Sam: UGNLE TOM LaZorra: UGLY TOM -- 11/23/2010, 21:42:34 #654* LaZorra HUGS iwpg and Laorra!LaZorra: er * LaZorra HUGS Sentynel! Sentynel: I don't know whether to be scared or flattered that she confused me with herself. -- 11/28/2010, 14:31:38 #655wintermute: Papaya, butterscotch and a Happy Meal.Kysle: PapaYAY LaZorra: SCHOTCH LaZorra: SCOTHC LaZorra: SCOTCH. SCOTCH. THAT IS WHAT I MEAN. Randy: LOL LOL * LaZorra swears she has not already partaken of this sscothc. LaZorra: *scotch Maryam: If you've been having scotch, no wonder you're typoing. LaZorra: gah Goosey: LOL LaZorra: SCTOCH IS A HARD WORD OK -- 11/29/2010, 22:14:53 #656Goosey: A RinkTree could have -- logo ornaments, little I EET YOR HED monster heads, and carrots -- what else?LaZorra: CAROOTS LOL Sentynel: Tpos. Sentynel: Er. Sentynel: And typos. Goosey: LOL LOL LOL Sentynel: LaZ: If you want, you can pretend that was a clever pun, not a typo. LaZorra: Bubba could be the angel tree topper. LaZorra: He'd look so cute with wings and a halo. Goosey: LOL Goosey: OOH also fairies! Goosey: They would be perfect ornaments! LaZorra: YES LaZorra: You're right, Camou-Fairy should be the tree topper. * Sentynel votes CamouFairy for the top of the tree. LaZorra: OOH LaZorra: A HOLE SET OF SINBAD ORMANIST Sentynel: A what? LaZorra: LOOK I GOT FOUR HOURS OF LSEEP AND A M OVERMEDICATED OKAY Goosey: Poochie's turban, Cantu's dress, Sinbad's loincloth pants, and Jaffar's fingernail! LaZorra: Goosey: LOL EWWWWWWWWWW LaZorra: That list just gets grosser as you go. Goosey: ALSO the Sacred Gems of BASRA LaZorra: YES YES Goosey: String those together to be the garland. Sentynel: That'd be a bit of a rubbish garland. Five gems on it, and one of them's stuck down so you can't actually move the garland anywhere. Goosey: Or just drape the amazon queen's, um, outfit over the tree. Gold and shiny Goosey: Now I'm imagining one of those motion-activated things. Ieetyorhed singing carols in his own special way. Goosey: "JAK FROST ROSTING OVER OPEN FIAR! CHESNUDZ RIPING OF YOR NOS!" LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL LaZorra: NOT MAI NOS LaZorra: Rudolph the No-Nose Reindeer? -- 11/30/2010, 12:48:57 #657Ghost of Sam: That reminds me, I haven't scoured the logs for typos in a while. Made any good ones lately?LaZorra: NO LaZorra: NONE AT ALL LaZorra: Also I may have linked a cute boy to the typos and he may have found you all hilarious. LaZorra: He asked me if we all hung out in a specific IRC chat or something. Ghost of Sam: Invite him in here sometime. I totally won't tell him you just called him cute. Sentynel: I've already threatened to tell him how to get here. =p Sentynel: And told him she called him cute, for that matter.. LaZorra: Sam: andrewnacin.com <-- that dude LaZorra: Who is totally cute. LaZorra: Add /about to that. LaZorra: or something LaZorra: so tired LaZorra: can't even LaZorra: forumlate URL Sentynel: What's the forum late for? Ghost of Sam: HAHAHAHA. Now I can put andrewnacin.com IN THE TYPOS PAGE. LaZorra: ... LaZorra: YOU WOULDN'T DARE LaZorra: actually yes you would LaZorra: :-p LaZorra: You're such a good, Sam. LaZorra: Er. Friend. Godod friend. LaZorra: *good LaZorra: augh Sentynel: Sam's Godot? * Sentynel waits for Sam. Ghost of Sam: LaZ: Godard is a communist. I ain't his friend. LaZorra: I HATE YOU ALL -- 12/2/2010, 13:33:06 #658LaZorra: Sam: Oh, for sure. But I don't think she even knows what an AP address is.LaZorra: Er. IP address. Not AP address. Grishny: AP address is for news. LaZorra: LOL Grishny: You journalist, you. * Sam composes his writings in accordance with the IP style guide. Sam: The IP style guide, for instance, mandates that no spaces appear around periods.It also requires that numbers always fall in the range of 0 to 255, inclusively.By the way, did you know that today, December 6, is the 84st day of the year? LaZorra: LOL Sam: BREAKING NEWS: CHINA BLOWS UP! 39 PEOPLE KILLED! -- 12/6/2010, 14:47:32 #659* LaZorra high-fives wintuermtue.LaZorra: *wintermute Sam: "wintuermtue" sounds like something you use to fertilize the lawn. -- 12/9/2010, 17:57:38 #660LaZorra: Someone I don't think Indiana Jones would stand much chance against an elf with office supplies.LaZorra: Er. *someho LaZorra: *showmen LaZorra: ... LaZorra: *somehow * Sentynel blinks LaZorra: and also I meant that sentence in reverse -- 12/9/2010, 20:49:45 |
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