LaZorra's Typos: Page 39

#761

LaZorra: It more or less behaves like a hormonal browser.
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: A NORMAL borwsre.
-- 8/6/2011, 15:56:33

#762

* LaZorra only remembers the "four and twenty blackbirds backed into a pie" line and not the rest.
LaZorra: *baked
LaZorra: Although if 24 blackbirds all coordinated backing into something at the same time, that would be impressive.
-- 8/19/2011, 20:24:43

#763

LaZorra: That was my impression to.
LaZorra: *too
LaZorra: *two
LaZorra: *toe
LaZorra: *teef
LaZorra: *fart
-- 8/20/2011, 01:08:01

#764

LaZorra: AHHHhahaha.
LaZorra: in my Python window, i wanted to see if something had a given attribute.
LaZorra: The command for this is "hasattr"
LaZorra: I typed, "asshattr"
LaZorra: NO WONDER IT ERRORS
-- 8/28/2011, 18:39:25

#765

Goosey: I actually might try a nap.
Randy: YAY NAPS
* LaZorra sortahugs Randy and HUGS nappy Goosey!
LaZorra: er
LaZorra: *napping
* LaZorra does not hug Goosey's nappy.
-- 8/28/2011, 18:37:32

#766

LaZorra: So I am not at all convinced that they call Chicago the Windy City for its braggadaccio. There are 45 mph gusts of wind out there.
LaZorra: Braggadacio? Bragagacio?
LaZorra: braggaddaccio
Sentynel: braggadocio
LaZorra: Yeah. That.
* Sentynel closes dictionary.com
LaZorra: That was not actually a typo. That word's just damn hard to smell.
LaZorra: Er. Spell.
Sentynel: You suck at typo denials.
-- 9/29/2011, 21:02:49

#767

LaZorra: Holy stuff, I have 12 interviews to do tomorrow. 8dies*
LaZorra: *dies 8 times*
Sentynel: Assuming you're a cat, you've got one left.
LaZorra: Maybe I already used one.
-- 10/4/2011, 20:56:47

#768

LaZorra: Apparently, I'm "curby."
Sentynel: You're--
Randy: wha?
* LaZorra stands on the curb and hitchhikes.
LaZorra: *curvy
-- 10/8/2011, 21:26:37

#769

LaZorra: HUG PARTY
* Goosey HUGS everyone too!
wintermute has entered.
* Goosey HUGS wintermute too!
* LaZorra stalwartly refuses to like wintermute.
LaZorra: Er.
wintermute:

LaZorra: *to hug wintermute
LaZorra: WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING
-- 10/8/2011, 21:28:56

#770

Ticia: I loooove butternut soup.
Ticia: I think it's the only good way to eat a butternut squash. heh
Ticia: The thing is, butternut squash is a pain to make into soup. At least, I think it is.
Sentynel: I am incapable of reading this conversation without thinking "butternut squaw" and giggling.
Randy: I was gonna say
Goosey: HEY YEAH WHERE IS LAZ
Goosey: If I had awesome made sewing skills I would make a little stuffed figurine set of Butternut Squaw and Friends.
Goosey: Acorn Squaw, Zucchini Squaw, Summer Squaw, Spaghetti Squaw . . .
Ticia: Squaw root
Nyperold: Anyone fancy a game of squaw?
Ticia: Maybe a squaw dance?
LaZorra has entered.
Sentynel: Right on cue.
LaZorra: The typo demons supponed me.
Sentynel: LOL LOL
Sentynel: So they did.
* ThePhan suppons LaZorra.
Goosey: NO DO NOT EAT LAZORRA
ThePhan: Nomnomzorra
LaZorra: YUO EET MAI HED
* Goosey just now notices that LaZ made the typo first.
ThePhan: Yes. Yes, she did.
Sentynel: LaZ typo acclimatisation is a totally normal symptom of prolonged RinkChat use.
-- 10/9/2011, 22:13:49

#771

Goosey: LAZ IS A HUG HOG
LaZorra: oink
LaZorra: On that squealy note, this little piggy is oging to go take a ashoserw.
Goosey: whating to take a WHAT now??
LaZorra: ALL OF THE RIGHT LETTERS ARE THERE OKAY?
-- 10/10/2011, 23:59:04

#772

LaZorra: Ticia: It's part of his magnetic personality.
Sentynel: Ticia: LaZorra stole my joke.
* LaZorra, Joke-Speahter.
LaZorra: er
LaZorra: THOSE LETTERS ARE NOWHERE NEAR EACH OTHER
LaZorra: Even weirder, I cot all the vowels in the right place.
-- 10/11/2011, 22:14:55

#773

[RinkChat] Memo Posted by Sam: [LaZorra->Sam] LaZorra's Inappropriate Typos: "A small team of talented, driven people under do-or-die pressure will either destroy each other or bone intensely."
[RinkChat] Memo Posted by Sam: [->LaZorra] LOL! What did you even mean to say? I can't figure it out.
[RinkChat] Memo Posted by LaZorra: [->Sam] BOND. BOND INTENSELY.
-- 10/12/2011, 14:40:21

#774

Goosey: So I texted LaZ a few minutes ago to inform her Sam was working on an update.
Goosey: She replies, and I quote, "LOO! If I ever make it back online, may e I can see them . . ."
Nyperold: Texting you from the restrooms?
10Kan: LOL
Goosey: Apparently
-- 11/4/2011, 15:30:45

#775

Sam: The previous LaZorra TopicBot quote is: "LaZorra: goldie: NICE! I would chop off my fingers, haha."
LaZorra: I WOULD NOT
Sam: That's not what you said.
LaZorra: Lies.
Sam: The thought seemed to amuse you, too.
LaZorra: You doctored my uote.
Sam: I did not doctor your uote.
LaZorra: You did so doctor my uote.
Sentynel: I read that as "vote" at first.
LaZorra: Sent: Sam is not counting my hanging chans correctly.
LaZorra: er
LaZorra: chads
Sam: LaZorra has hanging chins!
* LaZorra is now picturing Jackie Chans hanging fromt heir knees on the ceiling.
LaZorra: MY CHI DOES NOT HANG LOW
LaZorra: IT DOES NOT WOBBLE TO AND FRO
LaZorra: YOU CANNOT TIE IT IN A KNOW
LaZorra: YOU CANNOT TIE IT IN A BOW
-- 11/18/2011, 19:55:54

#776

Sam has entered.
Sam: Turns out you shouldn't flip the switch on a power trip you're using.
* LaZorra always suspected Sam was on a power trim.
Leen: Only LaZorra can typo the typo.
Sam: You're creating a lot of work for me later.
LaZorra: It's you're own fault for being so obseictif complutsive.
LaZorra: I need a shot of bourbon.
-- 11/18/2011, 20:13:39

#777

LaZorra: Okay you guys seriously
LaZorra: I chat on dal y on Skye with my coworkers, and I'e typoed like twice in two months.
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: AND THEN I COME HIN ER AND DO THIS
-- 11/18/2011, 20:30:57

#778

* LaZorra always forgets she has to cover her ead.
* Sentynel puts an h on LaZorra's ead.
Randy: I EAT YOR EAD
Sentynel: At this rate of typo density increase, we'll hit the incomprehensibility singularity in a few minutes.
Sam: Time to come clean. I coded RinkChat to subtly mangle your posts like three years ago.
LaZorra: DSAAAAAAAAAAM
Sam: ACTUALLY I'M LYING. IT'S ALL YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
LaZorra: *cries*
Sam: Awwww, there, there.
LaZorra: Where? Where?
* Sam hugs LaZorra.
* LaZorra hugs Sam cautiously.
Sam: I think everybody should hug LaZorra, to show that we love her anyway.
Sam: Just be careful not to...
Sam: ...SQUAW HER!!!!!
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: AUGH
LaZorra: AUGH AUGH AUGH
Sentynel: Did you put on some sunglasses during that pause?
Sam: I TOTALLY RETROACTIVELY DID!
Sentynel: Awesome.
-- 11/18/2011, 20:47:00

#779

LaZorra: Though my boss told me I finally looked like a Chiacgoan yesthersnad.
Sentynel: yestherwhat?
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: YESTERDAY
Randy: Holy crap
Sentynel: That sounds like something out of the Jabberwocky.
LaZorra: IT HAS BEEN A VERY INTESNEST BRAIN MELTING WEEK
Sentynel: Clearly.
Sam: "yesthersnad" spelled backwards looks, if not quite like a real word, slightly more like one than spelled forwards.
Sentynel: I keep saying "yesthersnad" aloud and cracking up.
Sam: Pretty much what Leen and I have been doing the last two minutes.
Leen: hehe, I yelled it out loud!
Sam: I wonder if the telephone game works online.
LaZorra: I AM GLAD MY PAIN AMUSES YOU
-- 11/18/2011, 20:48:17

#780

Randy: Anybody have issues with Skype crashing just as you make a call?
LaZorra: I never use Skype for calls, sorry.
Randy: I mean like for voice or video chats
LaZorra: Yeah, I only ever use it for text chats at work these days.
LaZorra: Come to think of it, the only time I've ever used it for video voice is a.) boyfriends, b.) interviews. I haven't had to do either for some time. :-p
LaZorra: ER
LaZorra: *-do
LaZorra: o.o
Randy:

* LaZorra is feeling rather Freudian this evening.
-- 11/20/2011, 23:29:42