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#81

LaZorra: They are applied with peanut putter.
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *butter
LaZorra: It's hard to play golf with a banue, but I guess a putter would be a good club to try it with.
LaZorra: Banue? What the freak?
LaZorra: *peanut
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: I was wondering what on earth a banue was.
-- 4/2/2007, 22:43:05

#82

BlitzBot: 474. Dwarfs in "The Hobbit."
ThePhan: gloin
Sam: thorin
LaZorra: dwalin
ThePhan: thorin
Sam: dwalin
LaZorra: ori
ThePhan: oin
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Sam: dori
LaZorra: throrin
Sam: nori
LaZorra: groin
Nyperold: orin
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LaZorra: GROIN
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
Randy: LOL
Sam: That's an unfortunate name.
LaZorra: I cannot believe I topyed that that badley.
Sam: Oh, I can.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: *typoed, and badly.
-- 4/2/2007, 23:01:00

#83

LaZorra: Is it just me, or is Ticia taking an awful large about of sadistic glee in torturing us all?
LaZorra: *amout
LaZorra: *AMOUNT
-- 4/6/2007, 17:49:49

#84

LaZorra: Erm. 12-year-odds do now belong in bikinis.
LaZorra: *olds
LaZorra: and *not
-- 4/6/2007, 18:38:33

#85

LaZorra: Sam: You should do that for next Stupid Day. Or April Fooks.
LaZorra: *Fools
-- 4/9/2007, 19:29:21

#86

LaZorra: Grish: I get the feeling that you are unfortunately very familiar with this pehnomenon.
LaZorra: *phermone
LaZorra: ERM
LaZorra: PHENOMENON
Grishny: Maybe there were some pheromones involved, I dunno.
-- 4/12/2007, 22:13:34

#87

* LaZorra doesn't think she would urst ice cream from WalMart.
LaZorra: *trust
-- 4/16/2007, 18:16:10

#88

LaZorra: TP: Yeah, I guess you're right. I dunno. Danged pipe-A personality always makes me feel guilty about things, heh.
LaZorra: Erm. *type, not pope.
LaZorra: *pipe
* LaZorra has a POPE A personality.
TalkingDog: LOL
LaZorra: TD: Ahh, I misunderstood. I do not know of a smiley that encourages awakeness, worry.
LaZorra: *sorry
LaZorra: DO NOT WORRY
ThePhan: LOL
* TalkingDog dies.
-- 4/20/2007, 13:55:32

#89

LaZorra: All my friends kuce too far away.
LaZorra: Wha?
LaZorra: *live
Randy: Wow. thats the best typo ever!
* LaZorra cracks up.
-- 4/20/2007, 18:52:58

#90

LaZorra: That would be good if K new Hebrew.
LaZorra: Erm
LaZorra: *if I knew Hebrew.
iwpg: You're talking to K? =-O
* LaZorra does not talk to K. Honest. Especially not in Hebrew.
-- 4/20/2007, 20:03:28

#91

Ticia: Randy: Sorry, I was getting food. Things are going well today.
LaZorra: FOOS
LaZorra: Er. *FOOD
Randy: FOOSBALL
LaZorra: Foodball would be . . . interesting.
Randy: At every touchdown, you could eat the ball.
-- 4/23/2007, 12:03:17

#92

LaZorra: AUGH I MESSED TEH MORKENYMAN
LaZorra: *MISSED
-- 4/23/2007, 19:22:56

#93

LaZorra: Okay, class out early! Whoo! No horsey feeding time.
LaZorra: *Now
10Kan: Oh good. Don't leave hungry horsies!
LaZorra: If there were NO horsey feeding time, Rascal would be pretty upset, heh.
-- 4/23/2007, 21:35:08

#94

LaZorra: Except for the time I ripped my leg open on a nail and didn't think to sertizil it before it scabbed over.
LaZorra: Erm. *sterilize
-- 4/27/2007, 19:51:53

#95

LaZorra: I've been places drier and hotter than Fresno and gotten nosebleeds from the hair.
LaZorra: Er,
LaZorra: *from the air
10Kan: LOL
Rivikah: YOUR HAIR IS ATTACKING YOU
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: *glug*
-- 4/27/2007, 20:25:55

#96

LaZorra: Where are you gong?
LaZorra: *going
-- 5/8/2007, 02:17:23

#97

LaZorra: Suck a dork.
LaZorra: *such
-- 5/9/2007, 20:07:48

#98

LaZorra: Good rule of thimb.
LaZorra: *then
LaZorra: *THUMB
LaZorra: GAH
-- 5/10/2007, 17:14:54

#99

LaZorra: Also, I totally read "ATM's" as "AMT." Maybe that caffeine isn't a good substitute for stell, after app.
Nyperold: Stell?
iwpg: STELL
LaZorra: ERM
LaZorra: SLEEP
LaZorra: I NEED SLEP
LaZorra: *SLEEP
ThePhan: I wondered what that "stell, after app" was.
LaZorra: LOL!!! I didn't even SEE app.
LaZorra: *ALL
ThePhan: It just sounded jargony.
* LaZorra DIES.
-- 5/10/2007, 17:52:54

#100

LaZorra: Oh. Yes, I did. Silly nubers.
Sam: Damn nubers.
LaZorra: *mubners
Sam: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
iwpg: LOL
LaZorra: *NUMBERS AUGH
ThePhan: LAZORRA RULES
Sam: Ever think of looking at what you've typed before hitting return? Wait, don't do that.
-- 5/10/2007, 18:01:36