#781ThePhan: Ooh, I forgot! I have a LaZorra typo story.ThePhan: Yesterday, as I was leaving chat, she told me twice to tell Jacob she said hi. So I told him she said hi twice, and he responded, "Well, tell her that *I* say hi THREE times." ThePhan: So I texted her and told her this. A few hours later, I get this text: ThePhan: "Ha! I have been one-upped in the freeting separtment! Challenge accepted! Also, you have a food trip home too. :)" -- 11/23/2011, 11:27:22 #782LaZorra: Regretsy isn't even a megacorp.Sentynel: No, not Regretsy, PayPal. LaZorra: Oh, gora. LaZorra: *tocha LaZorra: *gotach -- 12/5/2011, 23:19:44 #783LaZorra: So I agreed to write a blog post for a journalism think-tank type of deal.LaZorra: It's due tonight, shouldbe about a thousand words, and I have half a phrase written. LaZorra: This is feeling an awful lot like school. wintermute: Have you tried writing "I am a fish" 250 times? Sentynel: Yes, but it isn't school. You can Douglas Adams it up and enjoy the whooshing sound of a deadline flying by without failing your degree. LaZorra: wm: I think perhaps people clicking through to school is goign to realize fish. LaZorra: ...um Randy: 'what?? wintermute: ? * LaZorra falls over. Maryam: LOL? LaZorra: SEVENTEEN WHOOSH RABBITS LaZorra: And a glass of milk turned ravenous ravens. [RinkChat] User LaZorra has been kicked from the room by LaZorra. LaZorra has left. LaZorra has entered. LaZorra: *wm: I think perhaps people clicking through on a JavaScript tutorial might realize that it was about fish instead. -- 12/13/2011, 21:02:29 #784LaZorra: Goosey: I just ate a sware from one of those chocolate bars you sent me in Phoenix! (Yes, I still have them!!)Goosey: YOU HAVE AMAZING AMAZING SELF CONTROL LaZorra: er LaZorra: *quarew LaZorra: ... -- 12/16/2011, 23:14:13 #785Goosey: LAZORRALaZorra: haaaai LaZorra: Ho is teh Goosey? LaZorra: uh LaZorra: no LaZorra: Ho is not teh Goosey. O.o -- 12/18/2011, 18:43:23 #786LaZorra: okay, okay, I'm going to go work out before Goosey hells at me again.Sentynel: That's not very nice of her. . . . LaZorra is back. LaZorra: WHO WANTS A HUG LaZorra: I AM ALL SWEATY Ticia: Now goosey doesn't have to hell at you! LaZorra: Ticia: Phew, good, because I always have to break out the salve after that. LaZorra: it burrnsss us ThePhan: Goosey's helling at people? LaZorra: Phan: IT WAS AWFUL LaZorra: Soarks and pitchforks all over the place. Randy: Soarks? LaZorra: Like the Ozarks, but MORE FULL OF HELL. Goosey: LOL!! Randy: LOL ThePhan: It took me a minute to figure out that was originally "sparks" and not "sporks." Randy: That's better than me. I didn't get it till you said it. LaZorra: Sell, sports are sort of like pitchforks. LaZorra: *Well ThePhan: Sports? Randy: That must have been a heck of a workout... ThePhan: My siblings just played soccer tonight. That's sort of like a pitchfork. Sentynel: I suppose sports and pitchforks both involve a pitch. LaZorra: ...SPORKS. SPORKTS. LaZorra: ... *-T ThePhan: Sprouts! Randy: Spats! LaZorra: SPROUTS LaZorra: Hey, so sprouts are good. ThePhan: That's one of my favorite typos ever. Sentynel: What, accidentally claiming that sprouts are good? Sentynel: That is a pretty major typo. LaZorra: Dude, brussels sprouts sauteed in lemon juice and salt until brown == delicious. Maryam: Brussels sprouts? Alfalfa sprouts? LaZorra: Also, alfalfa sprouts smothered in mayo on a sandwich. LaZorra: Oh man, now I wasn't a sandwich with sprouts. Sentynel: I'd be concerned if you were. Sentynel: This just in: I am not, in fact, a full roast dinner. LaZorra: I used to be. It's all your fault that I'm not any more. LaZorra: RinkWorks has de-sproutified me. LaZorra: Now I'm just a sad, plain cheese sandwish. Sentynel: You wish you were cheese? Ticia has entered. LaZorra: Ticia! What sort of foodstuff are you not? Ticia: Lima beans. * ThePhan wasn't a bowl of ice cream. Randy: I'm not carrots. * LaZorra does not snort Randy out of her nose. Ticia: A cheese sandwich sounds really good, actually. LaZorra:  Sentynel: If LaZorra is a cheese sandwich, is it still cannibalism to eat her? LaZorra: YES LaZorra: NO EATING ME LaZorra: I will notice if I'm missing fingers or something. Sentynel: Blast. -- 12/19/2011, 20:19:06 #787LaZorra: I was like, "No Jonathan Coulton fans, eh?" One guy out of six knew who he even ones.LaZorra: er, was -- 12/19/2011, 21:44:20 #788Randy: I kind of like guacamole now.LaZorra: Guaaaacamoleeee LaZorra: where the wind comes sweeping through the palins. Sentynel: The Palins? LaZorra: er LaZorra: Yes. LaZorra: Sarah hates it when that happens. -- 12/26/2011, 22:13:14 #789* ThePhan thinks she's feeling botty tonight. Ya know, if anybody decides they want to play anything.LaZorra: bootay LaZorra: er LaZorra: bottay LaZorra: O.o * ThePhan does not want to play BootayBot. LaZorra: TP: ME EITHER ThePhan: I was worried it was a HoN offshoot. -- 12/28/2011, 21:41:08 #790LaZorra: randy you are thinking of titianicLaZorra: *tititiantic LaZorra: *tititititiitititititiitantic Maryam: WHATantic? LaZorra: TITANIC -- 1/10/2012, 21:56:16 #791* LaZorra reads "Randy goes obscure" in the vein of "RANDY TAKES MANHANNATYN"Goosey: LaZ: He takes what? LaZorra: Manhattan. Like the puppes. LaZorra: er, *muppets LaZorra: *M wintermute: Puppies? LaZorra: Yes, just like the puppies. -- 1/12/2012, 20:39:44 #792LaZorra: Oh blah I forgot I have to do laundry.LaZorra: OTHERWISE PHAN WILL HAVE NO TWOESL Sentynel: We can't have her running out of twoesl. LaZorra: TWOESL Maryam: Two ESL students? LaZorra: Maryam: If she has two, then she won't run out. LaZorra: *towelse LaZorra: *-e LaZorra: TOWLES LaZorra: ELS LaZorra: TOWELS Randy: wow wintermute: Towelese is a languge, right? LaZorra: wm: Yes. It's like pig Latin, except spoken by hoopy froods. -- 1/13/2012, 20:36:49 #793* LaZorra HUGS sentynel Takes one to know one. *ugs*!LaZorra: hahaha Sentynel: LOL Sentynel: Weirdo. -- 1/13/2012, 23:26:23 #794LaZorra: Get off my lawn, quippersnapper.LaZorra: Er, whaetver the hell that was supposed to be. Sentynel: "quippersnapper" is the best word EVER. *steals* Sentynel: Obviously, it's a whippersnapper who quips. -- 1/13/2012, 23:27:33 #795LaZorra has entered.LaZorra: IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME YOU SHOULD BRING ME EDELVWEISS LaZorra has left. Sentynel: ... Randy: And gone... * Sam hunts for Edelvweiss but is suspicious that this is a wild goose chase. -- 1/14/2012, 17:18:23 #796LaZorra: Well, I froze instantly. Thank goodness a random passing trasrnger took pity on me and dragged me back inside.LaZorra: I lost three fingers and most of my left eyebrow. Sentynel: A passing what? LaZorra: erm Sentynel: Well, the three missing fingers explains what happened to most of the word, I suppose. -- 1/19/2012, 23:21:32 #797LaZorra: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiLaZorra: er LaZorra: - iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Sentynel: Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! -- 1/21/2012, 20:39:16 #798LaZorra: #1: ...waht?LaZorra: *ah LaZorra: *ah LaZorra: *waht LaZorra: *wath LaZorra: ... -- 1/21/2012, 21:02:54 #799* LaZorra will just go to work from now on in a slik robe a la mUhammed Ali.LaZorra: Er, that's interesting caliptailirzation there. LaZorra: Maryam: CALIPTAILIRZATION LaZorra:  LaZorra: CATARPILLARTIZATION [RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'CATERPILLERTIZATION!' by Maryam. Maryam: I think we both spelled caterpillar wrong. LaZorra: Psh, like that's any incentive. You'll just doi it when I get back. :-p Goosey: doidoidoidoi LaZorra: THERE IS NO I IN TEAM LaZorra: UNLESS YOU ARE ME -- 1/23/2012, 20:16:45 #800LaZorra: I couldn't find the delete busttom fast enough.LaZorra: erm LaZorra: button! Maryam: LOL Maryam: That sounds like an old-fashioned naughty word. LaZorra: haha! LaZorra: dadgum liver-spotted son-of-a-busttom! LaZorra: "So...what do you like to do on Saturday nights?" "I stay home and make up faux vintage swears on the internet." Maryam: If anyone doesn't find that awesome, they are themselves unawesome. -- 1/28/2012, 21:25:23 |
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