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Latest Additions: 3/11/2013 #758![[New!]](/im/new.gif)
* Randy HUGS LaZorra! * LaZorra HUGS Randy-who-has-no-dublicate-letters-in-his-name! Goosey: DUBLICATE Randy: I am a dublicate Randy. I got messed up in the lab * LaZorra dubs Randy into another language. Randy: Jsem dublicate Randy. Jsem se spletl v laboratori -- 7/24/2011, 00:48:45 #837
Dave: LaZorra: Your boss is really into Rainbow Brite LaZorra: Yes. Yes she is. LaZorra: also how do you know this Dave: Did you forget about how we all follow her on Twitter now? LaZorra: If you mean, "Did you forget how creepy I am?" then no. Dave: Ever since you outed her during the Great Typo Brouhaha of last week or whenever. Sam: Every time we discover a part of LaZorra's life we aren't a part of, we fix that. Dave: Exactly. * Sam and Rinkies everywhere just love to LaZorra all day long. Dave: Also I thought she was cute. So there's that. LaZorra: LOL LaZorra: Dave: She is cute, in a Rainbow Brite sort of way. Dave: LOL Dave: New, sexy Rainbow Brite or old, frumpy toddler Rainbow Brite? Sam: LaZ: Make a typo, so that I can archive this whole conversation for her to read later. LaZorra: NO LaZorra: I REFUSE Sam: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Sam: COME ON! Sam: You're depriving a nice lady of a compliment if you don't. Dave: I could just tweet it to her. "LaZorra wouldn't make a typo because she doesn't want you to know I think you're cute." Sam: That'll work. Dave: I'm sure that wouldn't be creepy AT ALL LaZorra: LOL LOL Sam: Hehehe. But joking aside, would it make YOU seem creepy to her, or LaZorra? Dave: I'm gonna go with me. Sam: If LaZ is purposely trying to keep guys away from her, that would be pretty creepy all on its own. LaZorra: She already knows I'm creepy. Sam: COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON Sam: WHAT'S A RECTANGLE WHERE ALL SIDES ARE EQUAL? Sam: WHAT'S THAT SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE THAT STARTS WITH "FACEBOO"? LaZorra: K Sam: Hey, thanks! Pretty sure you tried to type "facebook" and it came out "k". GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. Sam: WHAT A GREAT TYPO THAT WAS! Sam: facebook => k Sam: lolololo LaZorra: SHOT OP SMA Sam: Hey, more! "shot" and "op" and "sma"! * Sam ARCHIVES IT. LaZorra: Don't archive IT! Then we'll be stuck with crappy printer repairs FOREVEAR Sam: FOREVEAR Sam: This is more like it. Sam: Also, you said "Then we'll be stuck" instead of "I like to lick" Sam: That's HILARIOUS. * LaZorra *does* enjoy a good toner cartrutged-licking. LaZorra: ... Sam: I DID IT. Dave: WIN [RinkChat] User Sam has been kicked from the room by LaZorra. Sam has left. Sam has entered. Sam: SO WORTH IT -- 10/30/2012, 14:35:32 #838
LaZorra: The look of comfusin on the other person's face is great. . . . Goosey: Am I really the only one who sees these anymore? Sam: Sees what? Sentynel: Apparently. * Goosey has a look of "comfusin" on her face Sam: Oh. Yes, apparently. Sentynel: I took a while to see it after you pointed it out twice. Nyperold: We see "LaZorra:" in bold and our brains autocorrect. ;) Ticia: I use "Your mom" jokes on my kids all the time. They think this is hilarious. LaZorra: Sent: LOL LOL LaZorra: er LaZorra: Ticia. Goosey: Two! Two typos! Ah ah ah! Ticia: It's okay, LaZorra, I get myself confused with Sent all the time, too. LaZorra: Ticia: I imagine some days you wake up and are panicked that you aren't in England. Ticia: Is anyone else imagining Goosey as The Count from Sesame Street right now? LaZorra: I always imagine Gooey as The Count, so yes. Goosey: Three! Three typos! Ah ah ah! Dave: Stop making typos or Goosey will make it rain again. -- 10/30/2012, 18:08:37 #839
LaZorra: They let you put it in a coat closed. LaZorra: er, that was a PM LaZorra: *closet LaZorra: :-p LaZorra: ...that was ALSO a PM Sentynel: LOL LOL LaZorra: screw it, Sentynel, if you wanna talk to me about pianos, do it here. :-p -- 11/2/2012, 17:30:08 #840
Sam: You keep afking when she logs in to talk to you. Sam: UNACCEPTABLE. Sam: Rinkies need to be here 24/7, paying attention continuously. * LaZorra cries in a corner. * LaZorra is such a terribl persone. Sam: LOL! Goosey: Your e is wandering . .. LaZorra: Wait...how did I just do that? Dave: The same way you always do, I reckon. Sam: Swapped-letter typos are common for everyone, but that letter made an impressive 7-character jump. Sam: Usually it just leapfrogs the next one. LaZorra: That is kind of amazing. Sam: Tha was a pretty impressive typo there, LaZt. LaZorra: "LAZT" = laser sound Sam: It's the sound carrots make as you fire them out of your nose. Goosey: LOL LaZorra: 0.0 Sam: LAZT! ... LAZT! ... LAZTLAZTLAZTLAZTLAZTLAZTLAZT * Sam clutches his chest in agony and topples over, dead but thoroughly nourished. * Sam's ghost can see especially well in the dark. LaZorra: Sam: I would see a ghost dentist. Those front teeth of yours are looking a bit...long and rabbity. LaZorra: Oh my gosh. Keri insisted on telling Drew the carrot snorting story yesterday. LaZorra: I was all embarrassed until he nodded and said, "Yeah, she told me about this." LaZorra: And I was like, "WHEN DID I DO THAT AND WHAT WAS I THINKING" Sam: LOL LOL Goosey: LOL LOL LOL -- 11/5/2012, 16:26:51 #841
Leen: LAZORRA LOOK AT MY LINK!!!! LaZorra: Leen: OH MY GOSH NOMZ LaZorra: It's a good thing because oh my gosh Leen doesn't live around here we would both be buying each other coffee like crazy LaZorra: not sure how "because oh my gosh" got in there... Dave: Because OH MY GOSH -- 11/15/2012, 11:45:48 #842
LaZorra: How are my favorite Rinkides? iwpg: Negative ions of Rinkies? -- 12/20/2012, 17:51:54 #843
LaZorra: The borplem is that a lot of properties in IL have this exact problem. Dave: BORPLEM Goosey: BORPLEM LaZorra: er LaZorra: scuse me LaZorra:  Dave: That's an awesome typo. Goosey: How did you completely reverse those letters? LaZorra: I do not knoooooooow -- 12/20/2012, 18:17:16 #844
LaZorra: ...I just told my lawyer I would face her back ASAP. LaZorra: FAX. FAX. ThePhan: LOL Sentynel: "Quick, turn away from me, it's urgent!" -- 12/20/2012, 18:31:20 #845
* LaZorra's brain is not al together. LaZorra: er LaZorra: My brain is not Al, either. -- 1/17/2013, 21:31:12 #846
LaZorra has entered. ThePhan: Hi LaZ! LaZorra: Hey Phn! LaZorra: Phan, even ne LaZorra: er LaZorra: evene LaZorra: even LaZorra: I'm beginning to think that when I eventually marry Drew, my invitations will have to have misspellings on them or they won't be consc niseered valid. ThePhan: They won't be what now? LaZorra: ooheer LaZorra: *considrneed LaZorra: consnerredoeed LaZorra: good grief LaZorra: con LaZorra: sid LaZorra: ered -- 1/22/2013, 21:03:04 #847
Leen is back. Leen: Hiya LZ LaZorra: Leen@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ LaZorra: er LaZorra: Those were supposed to be exclamation points. -- 2/6/2013, 13:45:19 #848
LaZorra: Oh, you guys will appreciate this. LaZorra: I've been working 12-hour days this week trying to get a project out. LaZorra: My life has been hell thanks to a bank of buttons that would make NASA jealous. LaZorra: One of my coworkers was trying something with them, and I asked him to try adding a little padding to the "buttpens." -- 2/8/2013, 16:48:05 #849
LaZorra: TD: Teu wamt upi tp ,pve tp Itaj? LaZorra: er LaZorra: *They want you to move to Utah? -- 2/12/2013, 13:12:53 #850
LaZorra: There's what appears to be a very nice garden area with an amphitheater. LaZorra: er LaZorra: PM FAIL Goosey: LOL LaZorra: Crap, now you all know about the garden area! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SERVANT LaZorra: er LaZorra: a secret LaZorra: A SECRET SERVANT Goosey: GARDEN AREA GET ME A COOKIE NOW -- 2/21/2013, 15:32:18 #851
LaZorra: I am sure there is something to be sed there about traditional gender role brainwashing. Or something. Maryam: LOL, sed. LaZorra: *grep -- 3/7/2013, 14:55:55 #852
LaZorra: Maybe it's just that when he gets excited, the nomontone goes up. Sam: NOMOTONE = talking with your mouth full Dave: OM NOM NOM LaZorra: I EET YOR MONOTONE -- 3/7/2013, 15:49:10 #853
LaZorra: I need LaZorra: ffee LaZorra: ...How did that break onto two lines?! [RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'I need ffee!' by Sam. LaZorra: ffee ffii ffoo ffuumm Sam: i smell th ffeine of a latte-um. Goosey: Hahahahaha TalkingDog: <laz needz="#c0ffee"> LaZorra: LOL LaZorra: I love you people. TalkingDog: That would have been great if #c0ffee made anything close to a coffee color. LaZorra: TD: Whoa, that would be so sweet. Sam: I'll correct the typo for you. [RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'I need feet!' by Sam. Sam: That's what you meant, right? LaZorra: Yeah, mine keep falling off. :-( Sam: You shot yourself in the foot. LaZorra: I'll be walking to work and then, suddenly, BOOM on my face. Sam: With a nose carrot. LaZorra: Those things are deadly, man. Sam: Draft dodger. -- 3/8/2013, 11:18:26 #854
LaZorra: Well...I have sink water but it tastes nasty. Sam: You know what you need, LaZ? Sam: You need feet. LaZorra: IF ONLY I HAD FEET LaZorra: And I packed my Btirra already. LaZorra: *Britta LaZorra: IF ONLY I HAT TYPING SKILLS LaZorra: If I had feet, then the water would taste life feek. Goosey: FEEK LaZorra: LIFE FEEK -- 3/8/2013, 11:39:22 #855
LaZorra: I have a hangover from the cough meds + still pretty koncked on my butt from this cold + preoccupied with moving stuff + uncaffeinated =  Goosey: KONCKED [RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'still pretty koncked on my butt' by Sam. LaZorra: *conked, LOL Maryam: I thought it was a typo of knocked. LaZorra: OH LaZorra: Yes, that. Knocked. LaZorra: I REALLY NEED COFFEE NOW OKAY OKAY LaZorra: I didn't even look up at the original context, nor did I recall what it was. -- 3/8/2013, 11:42:58 |
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