LaZorra's Typos: Page 31

#601

LaZorra: Maryam: hehe, that's one reason I get thot.
LaZorra: That, and I can put sinnamon in it.
LaZorra: Er. Except with a C.
* LaZorra puts seven deadly cinnamons in her coffee.
Kysle: What's thot?
TalkingDog: A typo of Thor.
LaZorra: THORPO
LaZorra: Thypo?
LaZorra: Kysle: I jsut meat to say hot.
LaZorra: gah
-- 7/20/2010, 19:43:25

#602

LaZorra: I don't know why, but lately I've been really intrigued about what makes you ticklish.
geneva: LaZ: is there research done on this? for real? I want to know too :/
LaZorra: /kick kysle
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: That is not at all what I meant to type, autocomplete.
geneva: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: I was trying to figure out what the attempted kick was for.
LaZorra: It would have been really funny if it had not had the extra space in it, and if I had subsequently typo-kicked him.
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: Umm...and now I forgot what I *was* going to say. :-p
iwpg: LOL
-- 7/21/2010, 16:58:28

#603

LaZorra: DUEL
LaZorra: TO THE DERTH
LaZorra: Er. Death.
Maryam: Fun fact: Bamboo trays will irreversibly stain your white porcelain bathroom countertops.
LaZorra: Maram: :-(
LaZorra: ...except with a Y.
LaZorra: :-Y
-- 7/22/2010, 14:31:35

#604

LaZorra: ...Rink Sanchez is interviewing a neo-Nazi on CNN. Who insists he's not a Nazi. Even though he identifies as a national socialist and says that "white people need their own homelane."
LaZorra: HE IS TOO STUPID TO EVEN BE A NEO-NAZI
goldfishy: homelane - is that like a bus lane for nazis?
LaZorra: goldie: Er. Heh. *homeland
LaZorra: Also, um, *Rick
-- 7/22/2010, 15:53:40

#605

LaZorra: #585 is a FLASE POSITIVE
Sentynel: Ah, the customary post-update typo.
-- 7/22/2010, 19:41:42

#606

[RinkChat] [LaZorra->geneva] that was WASESOME.
-- 12/14/2008, 13:59:13

#607

LaZorra: Huh, I wonder if that's where the American tradition of wearing black in theater comes from, or if it evloved separation.
LaZorra: *evoloved separataioley.
LaZorra: Ahem.
LaZorra: Evlovoed.
LaZorra: Separately.
LaZorra: EVOLVED. EVOLVED.
ThePhan: O, if I ev' loved separation, I love it now.
* LaZorra is so distressed by her pot pie that she cannot typed straight.
LaZorra: *-d
-- 7/25/2010, 22:55:32

#608

LaZorra: TP: I am now picturing trying to eat a pit poe in a hurricane.
Sentynel: Eat a what?
LaZorra: Or...pot pie, rather.
Maryam: Pit Poe -- just add pendulum.
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: LOL
-- 7/25/2010, 23:07:36

#609

* LaZorra just made possibly the most embarrassing typo of recent history.
goldfishy: Do share
LaZorra: Law Boy asked if I could pick him up (at the Phoenix convention center) tomorrow after the bar.
LaZorra: I replied, "Ahh, sure, I can meet you at city hall. Or...not city hall, the conception center."
LaZorra: "CONVENTION. CONVENTION center."
ThePhan: LOL
Randy: LOL LOL!
Goosey: LOL!!
-- 7/26/2010, 20:06:36

#610

LaZorra: I didn't get to use mien today.
LaZorra: *mine
* LaZorra is not secretly Hitler.
wintermute: I always use my mien.
* LaZorra sneezes.
LaZorra: aaaaaaaaahchtung!
-- 7/27/2010, 11:11:45

#611

Sentynel: Gripping stuff.
LaZorra: Fct.
LaZorra: With a cowel of your choice inserted.
iwpg: A COWELL OF YOUR CHOICE
-- 8/7/2010, 17:34:38

#612

LaZorra: I APPORBE OF THIS TOPIC
LaZorra: Er. Aprrove, even.
LaZorra: Or...not.
LaZorra: It's going to be a long day. >.<
-- 8/17/2010, 14:04:33

#613

LaZorra: Sammers aren't known to be the impts intelligent peopel.
LaZorra: Or...yeah.
* LaZorra is not trying to insult Sam's intelligence here.
LaZorra: Mine, however...
* Sentynel blinks
Sentynel: That was really quite impressive.
Sentynel: I can't even translate "impts".
-- 8/18/2010, 11:42:41

#614

* LaZorra only got about 4-something hours of sleep, pardon the loppiness this morning.
Sentynel: LOPPINESS
Maryam: Awww, cute widdle lop-eared bunny LaZorra.
LaZorra: OH WhATEVER
-- 8/18/2010, 12:29:17

#615

* LaZorra needs udz
LaZorra: Excet with an F.
LaZorra: "Except" with a P.
-- 9/14/2010, 20:43:13

#616

* LaZorra mentally pronounces "char" just how it sounds, and it makes her think of hamburgers.
Sentynel: You mentally pronounce it just how it sounds?
Sam: It's pronounced "CARE"
Sam: Because it's short for CHARACTER.
Sentynel: Sam: NONSENSE MAN, IT'S CHAR
Sam: Like how the word "err" is pronounced like the first syllable of ERROR.
Sam: YOU CRAZY PEOPLE.
Sam: LaZ: You just started a longstanding geek debate. For your next trick, casually mention something about vi vs. emacs.
Sentynel: Thinks programmers argue about: vim/emacs, char/care...
Sentynel: BEAT.
Sam: BEAT
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: I LIKE ARGUING ABOUT THINKS
LaZorra: THINKS ARE MY FAVORITE
ThePhan: Oh, the thinks you can think!
Sentynel: Hush, you.
Sentynel: *things
Sam: Aw man, I thought that was LaZorra's typo for a minute.
Sentynel: Sam: Alas, but I'm pretty sure she meant "looks" rather than "sounds" in the blue line.
Sam: hahaha
-- 9/15/2010, 23:24:52

#617

LaZorra: Sentynel: Of course not. Sam reporgrammed you when you started licking brains.
Sentynel: I'm not sure what reporgramming is, but if I was licking brains, I probably deserved it.
LaZorra:

-- 9/15/2010, 23:29:09

#618

Sam: Man. Even with two more from tonight, there are still only 13 unposted LaZorra typos -- dating back to July.
Sam: Not cool.
Sam: I used to have 20 a month.
* LaZorra will stop looking t her fingers when she types.
Sentynel: Clearly it's working.
LaZorra: YOU ARE EEEVIL SENTYNEL
Sam: 14.
LaZorra: 14/f/LAND OF NO TYOPS
LaZorra: furglesnarg
Sentynel: Sam: I don't know what we did exactly, but clearly we just flipped the "enable_typos" bit.
LaZorra: I HATE YOU ALL
-- 9/15/2010, 23:31:49

#619

ThePhan: So the crazy girl staying with us tonight has informed me that since I have rheumatoid arthritis, I technically have AIDS, since it's an autoimmune disorder.
LaZorra: TP: Uhm...
* ThePhan is amused.
Sentynel: AIDS isn't even autoimmune .
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Sam: TP: You have glasses, right? That means you technically have a pacemaker, since glasses are a sensory aid.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
Sam: That's okay. I have some hair loss going on, which I think technically makes me a leper.
Sam: Or possibly an albino?
Sam: I'm unsure about how this new logic works.
Sentynel: Definitely albino.
LaZorra: Sam: No, I have achen, which makes me the leper, since they're both skin disseases.
Sam: But I think the way the logic works, the thing you "technically" are DOESN'T have the key commonality.
LaZorra: Ohhh.
LaZorra: In that case, I must be double-jountined.
Sam: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: DOUBLE-JAUNTIED
Nyperold: Yum, jountine.
ThePhan: LaZorra is twice as jaunty as the rest of us!
LaZorra: TP: It's all because I have achen!
Sentynel: Is achen a disease where spots of lichen grow on your face?
LaZorra: ACNE. ACNE.
Sentynel: LaZ: Wait, did you make the "achen" typo twice?
ThePhan: Sentynel: SHE DID AND IT WAS AWESOME
Sentynel: Because I made my comment to the first one, but lagged so much it came in right after the second.
LaZorra: I ALSO CORRECETED IT TWICE SO IT DOESNT COUNT
Sam: I didn't realize "achen" was a typo. So I'm trying to figure out what weird skin condition she could have developed that I've never even heard of.
ThePhan: Sam: Same here.
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Sam: The jountine is an execution device where a sharp blade drops down a track and severs your jowls. Then your jowls are served with cheese curds and gravy.
LaZorra: Sam: Ana d a springkint of nutmeng?
Sam: ...
Sentynel: I think she's just given up now.
Sam: Making up for lost time.
LaZorra: I WOULD TASTE THORORITBLE WITH CHEESE CURDS
Sentynel: Sam: You're going to have to run over this one several times to make sure you don't miss any.
Sam: Yeah.
Sentynel: I only just saw "correceted".
Sam: I'm kind of lost right now, actually.
LaZorra: can't...breathe...
-- 9/15/2010, 23:41:25

#620

LaZorra: That is wuite boiisibly the best sentence I've read all evening.
* LaZorra just gives up and bangs randomly on the keyboard.
Sentynel: QUITE BOISSIBLY
Sentynel: Um.
Sentynel: *WUITE
Sentynel: Now I'm typoing typos.
Sentynel: Hey. I didn't even type "boiisibly" right.
-- 9/15/2010, 23:50:20