LaZorra's Typos: Page 37

#721

LaZorra: HI PEEPS
LaZorra: pee peep
LaZorra: er
LaZorra: those would be the yellow ones
ThePhan: LZ: Do I have to pee *now*?
-- 3/30/2011, 00:06:54

#722

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Fruit punch never sounded so deadly.' by Sam.
iwpg has left.
Sam: iwpg is obviously scared of fruit punch.
Sentynel: I'm scared of fruit punching me.
LaZorra: Especially pineabble.
Sentynel: Pineabble = pineapple rabble?
LaZorra: uh...sure....
-- 3/30/2011, 19:08:10

#723

* LaZorra HUGS Randy and Lazorra!
LaZorra: er
* LaZorra HUGS Goosey!
-- 3/31/2011, 16:20:54

#724

LaZorra: Are you kidding? I came in because Randy told me you were talking about Winnie the Pooh and Ex-Laz.
LaZorra: er, Ex-Lax.
Randy: EX-LAZ
* Sentynel definitely doesn't want an ex-LaZ =(
-- 4/9/2011, 22:49:56

#725

LaZorra: I didn't realize this until someone crossing the sidewalk in front of me looked at me in absolute horror.
LaZorra: Er. crossing the STREET. I was not drivign on the sidewalk.
-- 4/12/2011, 18:51:46 comic

#726

LaZorra: What if you're a sprits nut and a Christian?
LaZorra: *sports
LaZorra: as opposted to *spirits
LaZorra: ...*oppostsed
LaZorra: opposted
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: *-t
-- 4/13/2011, 18:17:00

#727

LaZorra: How does one slel caluclating?
LaZorra: er, *spell
LaZorra: and, uh, *caluclating?
LaZorra: gah
LaZorra: I can't type it.
LaZorra: And I can't even picture the actual word in my head any more.
Grishny: calculating?
LaZorra: YES THAT
-- 4/14/2011, 16:35:00

#728

LaZorra: Not much longer to go with this roommage, right?
LaZorra: *roommate
LaZorra: I do not want to know what sharing a room with a mage would be like.
LaZorra: Spellbooks and potions all over the room, and he'd always be in the corner meditating.
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure HU would be against this for multiple reasons.
LaZorra: Maybe he transforms himself into looking like a girl when he goes out because all the guy's dorms were full.
LaZorra: Er, *guys'. Unless one guy owns all the dorms and is HOGGING THEM.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: There are only two guys on campus.
ThePhan: One has taken all the dorms, and the other... is a mage who apparently can't do ANYTHING about this except make himself look like a girl.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: I'm pretty sure I acted this out with Barbies when I was a kid.
-- 4/17/2011, 03:06:27

#729

ThePhan: LOL, so one of the girls in the department was telling everyone her favorite joke today.
ThePhan: It went thus:
ThePhan: (Holding out her hand) "What's green, round, and in my hand? THIS INVISIBLE CABBAGE I'M HOLDING!"
ThePhan: And then she would start laughing hysterically.
ThePhan: About the third time she told it, one of the other girls says, "This is why we have that reputation, that girls can't be funny."
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: That sound like something I would have done at age 6.
ThePhan: LOL, exactly.
LaZorra: No wonder the guys love you, haha.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: All you have to do to get a man's love is not tell invisible cabbage jokes.
LaZorra: TOPICBOT
ThePhan: It's so simple, why don't girls do this more often?
LaZorra: Instead, you should make him something with cabbage.
ThePhan: You probably meant food, but my first instinct was a collage.
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: "I made you a replica of Michelangelo's Dave out of cabbage leaves."
LaZorra: Er, *David
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: Gah, now I have mental images of Dave carved out of white marble.
ThePhan: I am not at all sure that I should present future crushes with cabbage-based statues of Dave.
LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: Every home needs one.
ThePhan: The question is, do you eventually eat it?
LaZorra: Yes. And you discover, to your surprise, that it is actually filled with corn.
ThePhan: LOL LOL
ThePhan: It's like the Princess and the Pea.
ThePhan: Only the true love of your life will sense the corn inside and search for it.
LaZorra: That is the worst love story ever, LOL LOL.
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: It so is.
ThePhan: "So how did you guys get together?"
ThePhan: "Well, I liked him, so I made a cabbage statue of a dude I kind of knew from the Internet and filled it with corn. Then I gave it to him, and he found the corn, and then we got married."
ThePhan: "..."
-- 4/17/2011, 03:19:32

#730

* LaZorra can hardly type hormally, apparently.
LaZorra: *normally, gah!
* LaZorra types hormonally.
-- 4/17/2011, 03:50:09

#731

LaZorra: In a related vein, I am not picturing the confrontation between Bilbo and Gandalf after the birthday party to include the angry line, "Nobody puts Bilbo in a corner!" when Gandalf tries to take the ring.
ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL
ThePhan: You are not, huh?
LaZorra: er
LaZorra: *now
LaZorra: I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT PICTURING WHAT I JUST DESCRIBED
ThePhan: YOUR EMPHATIC DENIAL IS SUSPECT
-- 4/17/2011, 03:53:27

#732

LaZorra: Can I have an XY-axis graph on which the Y axis is numerical but not negative?
LaZorra: *has no negative values
LaZorra: *doesn't centar on zero
LaZorra: *center
LaZorra: *there are no centaurs in this graph
-- 4/17/2011, 22:23:19

#733

LaZorra: ...Windows doesn't know what to open an SVG with.
LaZorra: Yet when I click, "Open with Application," it lists Adobe Illustrator as the "recommended option."
LaZorra: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST USE BLOODY ILLUSTRATOR YOU GIT
[LaZorra->ThePhan] I figure a change of topic is in order, and I know nothing about sprouts, so...
[LaZorra->ThePhan] Er, *sports. I know lots about sprots.
[LaZorra->ThePhan] SPROUTS
[ThePhan->LaZorra] LOL LOL
[ThePhan->LaZorra] LET'S TALK ABOUT SPROUTS
ThePhan: So, sprouts are cool.
[LaZorra->ThePhan] LOL LOL LOL you win forever.
-- 4/17/2011, 23:45:18

#734

Goosey: AUGH
* Goosey hides behind LaZorra
LaZorra: HEY
LaZorra: FAIR
LaZorra: Er, there was supposed to be a "NOT" in front of "FAIR."
LaZorra: NIGHTMARE MAN ATE IT
Goosey: LOL LOL
ThePhan: LOL
ThePhan: FAIR
-- 4/17/2011, 23:53:13

#735

LaZorra: Also, WILLY PUTTY
LaZorra: ER
LaZorra: GAH
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
* LaZorra collapses.
LaZorra: *ahem* Yes. That. That silly thing.
-- 4/19/2011, 01:42:39

#736

LaZorra: I will make myself just a little bit more before I take something else out of the box.
Goosey: Okay.
Sentynel: A little bit more what?
Sentynel: Awesome? Old? Silly? =p
LaZorra: Hmm?
Goosey: hehehe
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: I will make myself just a little more ME.
LaZorra: *work just a little more
Sentynel: Oh, right. I was going to say, you're already 100% you.
LaZorra: Damn, that sucks.
LaZorra: I was hoping it got better.
-- 4/19/2011, 02:18:25

#737

LaZorra: Gah, my typos have seeped into my handwriting.
LaZorra: I just tried to write "school" really fast, and wrote, "sh," backtracked and squeezed in a "c,", wrote "ool," and proceeded to cross the "l" to make a "t."
LaZorra: My head thought I was trying to write "shoot," apparently.
Sentynel: I do that sometiimes.
Sentynel: *times
LaZorra: hahaha
Sentynel: The worst thing is I keep reaching for the backspace button after I've done it, then feeling silly.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: I'm not that bad, though there have been times in my life when my immediate reaction has been "command+z! command+z!"
Sentynel: Yep, I've done that one too. Only with ctrl because I have a real computer. ;)
Goosey: I knew somebody who once was doing research and tried to Ctrl+F the book she was looking in.
Sentynel: The worst habit, though, is quicksaving.
Sentynel: Especially after I've been gaming a lot. I find myself, like, stepping out of the door and trying to quicksave.
LaZorra: Goosey: I SO WISH I could use F!
Sentynel: I bought a couple of my textbooks on Kindle precisely so I could, ahem, "use F".
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: oh shot op
LaZorra: I've been writing about medical pot all day. I think I'm entitled to some slack.
-- 4/19/2011, 02:23:14

#738

LaZorra: Oh, Goosey, BTW: remember I planned to go to bed early last night and then get up really really early?
Goosey: Plan failed?
LaZorra: I set my alarm for 5:30 and went to bed. And a stupid moth kept flying into my venetian blinds and making a racket.
Goosey: ack
LaZorra: So I got up and moved to my footon in the other rum after a half hour.
LaZorra: Got too hot, got up, turned the air on.
LaZorra: Air made the blinds rattle.
LaZorra: Got up, closed the blinds.
LaZorra: Laid down, wrong blanket. Need comfortor.
LaZorra: Got up, got comforter.
LaZorra: Finally went to sleep.
LaZorra: Alarm goes off at 5:30. Hit snooze.
LaZorra: Wake up three hours later. Ten minutes to get ready for work so I could be there ON TIME.
Goosey: Gack.
Goosey: "Footon in the other rum = futon in the other room?"
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: Yes.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: "footon"? Holy crap.
Goosey: I spent a minute trying to figure out why having bottles of alcohol under your feet would help you sleep.
* LaZorra types like she sounds like Inspector Clouseau.
-- 4/19/2011, 02:32:06

#739

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'We are here because we crazy.' by LaZorra.
LaZorra: Er.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: THAT WORKS
Goosey: Don't change it!
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'We are here because we ARE crazy.' by LaZorra.
LaZorra: OOPS
Goosey: Aww, okay
-- 4/19/2011, 02:47:21

#740

LaZorra: The Earth LOVES free fofffee!
LaZorra: uh, *coffee
Sentynel: That was a lot of Fs in one word.
Sentynel: What are you, Welsh?
* Leen giggles.
-- 4/19/2011, 08:19:27