#741LaZorra: I am quite possibly never going to find a computer.LaZorra: I will end up crashed on the floor of the Metro. LaZorra: I will become a hobo, except the Metro doesn't go anywhere, so I will have a very limited hobo-ing range. Goosey: ? Goosey: By "computer" do you mean "apartment"? LaZorra: Er. Yes. Yes I do mean "apartment." O.o Goosey: LOL LOL LOL LaZorra: May I PLEEEEASE ask. Goosey: Leen: Tell Sam the typo harvest will be fruitful this week! -- 4/19/2011, 14:41:25 #742LaZorra: LOL. I'm sorry I ruined your illusion that I am sow in the headSentynel: LaZ: Oink? LaZorra: *slow LaZorra: Though many have called me pig-headed. -- 4/19/2011, 15:08:54 #743LaZorra: YOU DID THAT ON PERSONLaZorra: er. Goosey: LOL LOL LOL LOL Leen: ON PERSON! LaZorra: *ON PURPOSE * LaZorra had to think a moment to figure out if she meant "on purpose" or "in person." Goosey: Hahahaha LaZorra: And I was like, "No, wait, obviously SAM IS NOT ACTUALLY HERE.:" Ghost of Sam: The post-update typo took 29 minutes this time. You're improving. LaZorra: I hate you all. -- 4/21/2011, 15:43:13 #744LaZorra: *picks teeth with picketknife*LaZorra: *pocketknife Goosey: A what kind of knife? LaZorra: *picks teeth with a pickpocket* Sentynel: A picketknife is a knife that doesn't let you past. -- 4/22/2011, 17:04:11 #745LaZorra: That oo.LaZorra: *too -- 4/22/2011, 18:44:11 #746ThePhan: So.ThePhan: I didn't sleep very well last night. ThePhan: So I napped this afternoon. LaZorra: TP: I would say, "YAY NAP," but it sounds like you're headed for an "ON HO" instead. ThePhan: About an hour into my nap, Roomie comes back and starts a movie that was apparently called, "Deceptive Five-Minute Silences Lulling Phan Into a False Sense of Security, and Then Loud Explosions and Screaming That Wake Her up Again." ThePhan: LZ: ON HO LaZorra: TP: AUGH ThePhan: Every time the loud explosions happened, I would squirm around and whimper because in my mind that was me saying, "TURN THAT FRICKIN THING OFF" without fully waking up. Sentynel: LaZ: Phan's headed for a what? ThePhan: Sent: I don't think she's realized what she typed yet. Sentynel: Phan: No, me neither. ThePhan: But after about an hour of this and getting no sleep, I sat up and logged into chat. LaZorra: Turn your computer around, place it in front of your roomie, and we well yell at her. ThePhan: Five minutes after I got up, SHE TAKES HER LAPTOP AND LEAVES. LaZorra: WHAT LaZorra: YOUR ROOMIE SUCKS * ThePhan is now wide awake but totally exhausted. Goosey: I DID NOT SEE THAT EITHER LOL Goosey: "LaZorra: TP: I would say, "YAY NAP," but it sounds like you're headed for an "ON HO" instead. (18:42:24) " * ThePhan hits people in the face. But not Rinkies. Just the crazies who make her life a poo. LaZorra: ROOM WITH A VIEW OF HELL! ROOMIE OF SATAN! POND OF DEATH! Goosey: You all make me giggle. * Sentynel is sat here holding a penny up in the air, waiting for LaZ to notice... Goosey: Laz: Do you see it yet? LaZorra: Goosey: I see Sentynel holding a penny. Goosey: Lemme repost for you again Goosey: "LaZorra: TP: I would say, "YAY NAP," but it sounds like you're headed for an "ON HO" instead. (18:42:24) " LaZorra: OH LOL * Sentynel drops penny Goosey: TP even made fun of it already. LaZorra: I AM SORRY I WAS FOCUSED ON PHAN'S DESPERATION AND WAS BEING A GOOD FRIEND ThePhan: LZ: I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE FACT YOU THOUGHT THIS STORY WAS HEADING TOWARD ME BEING ON HO -- 4/26/2011, 18:41:39 #747LaZorra: (this is become quite creepy)LaZorra: *becoming LaZorra: *has LaZorra: *something -- 4/28/2011, 15:54:11 #748LaZorra: Well, that's a student attitude to have.LaZorra: Er. A *stupid* attitude. Randy: LOL ThePhan: LOL -- 5/2/2011, 20:25:16 #749Goosey: LaZ: HALLOLaZorra: O HAI LaZorra: I see we are talking about ice cream, peanut butter, and abhorrance of dish-washing. LaZorra: abhorance? LaZorra: Abbhorrance? LaZorra: HOW THE HELL DO YOU SMELL IT AND OH YUCK SOMEONE IS Goosey: Abhorrence Goosey: WHAT ARE YOU SMELLING? LaZorra: *SMOKING YOUTSEID ThePhan: ...What? LaZorra: ...*outside ThePhan: LOL LOL OK Goosey: LOL LOL LOL * LaZorra got up in a hurry to close the door. ThePhan: I was like, "Oh, yuck, someone's smelling something?" Goosey: I love that the bad smell infected her typing -- 5/3/2011, 23:54:19 #750* LaZorra is now imagining little Alie-in-Wonderind time pills that cause the above effects when eaten.ThePhan: Alie-in-Wonderind sounds like a slightly foreign remake. LaZorra: er. Yes. It does. LaZorra: Aldo, type pills. LaZorra: *also LaZorra: ALIENS IN WONDERLAND LaZorra: I think I need serious, serious sleep. -- 5/7/2011, 02:22:57 #751Goosey: ...Goosey: And my shopping list is missing. * Goosey tries to write it from memory LaZorra: Goosey: Eggs. Butter. Milk. Boullion cubes. Pantyhose. Goat tamales. Fresh glue. Nasturtiums. * Sentynel assumes this is LaZ's regular shopping list. LaZorra: I prefer knifophia to nasturtiums, but it's a rough outline. Sentynel: I swear I have to wikipedia EVERY plant LaZ mentions. Sentynel: And I had to Google that one, because she misspelled it and Wikipedia's suggestion of "knifepoint" was less than helpful. ThePhan: Knifephobia? LaZorra: Did I get the F and OH switched? I do that a lot. Sentynel: LaZ: Yup. -- 5/7/2011, 17:01:52 #752* LaZorra doesn't have any good csar stories.goldfishy: You never met Nickolai? Randy: LOL LaZorra: LOL! LaZorra: *scar :-p Sentynel: gold: Well palyed. Sentynel: And played. LaZorra: HA Randy: NICE * Sentynel grumbles Sentynel: I obviously talk to LaZorra too mush. Sentynel: Um. -- 5/7/2011, 20:34:17 #75310Kan: DOG!Goosey: DOG! Sentynel: DOG! LaZorra: DOIG! LaZorra: Er. Leen: *snort* -- 5/11/2011, 14:54:44 #754LaZorra: Sent: My brother and I used to be rubber band guns.LaZorra: Er. *used to USE rubber band guns. . . . * Goosey almost typed "rubber band bun" LaZorra: LOL LOL LaZorra: owwww LaZorra: Rubber band bun sounds hair-pulling. Goosey: I was imagining something chewier. Goosey: RUBBER BEAN PASTE BUNS LaZorra: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! Oh my goodness, oh my goodness! rubber bean paste buns. -- 5/15/2011, 16:56:40 #755* TalkingDog rules for not going to sleep yet like he was planning to.* LaZorra HUGS td! LaZorra: Td: :-D LaZorra: You get a brownie biscuit. TalkingDog: nom LaZorra: Er, I think I just meant to type one of those, as I'm not sure what a brownie biscuit would be. TalkingDog: It sounds good, though. -- 6/20/2011, 21:38:06 #756LaZorra: I had a kafeen this mornik.LaZorra: Er, *morning Sentynel: She's been taking notes from that species of bacteria they discovered recently will metabolise caffeine in preference to pretty much anything else it would normally eat. LaZorra: Sentynel WHT Sentynel: I don't know, WHT? LaZorra: SETYNEL SHOT OP Sentynel: Setynel = Egyptian god of RinkChat? -- 6/26/2011, 17:51:50 #757* LaZorra IS HAVING SERIOUS BARBECUE CRAVINGS NOW.LaZorra: er. * LaZorra forgot she turned her capslock on instead of hitting shift. * LaZorra is only having lowercase barbecue cravings. -- 7/24/2011, 00:42:19 #758![[New!]](/im/new.gif)
* Randy HUGS LaZorra! * LaZorra HUGS Randy-who-has-no-dublicate-letters-in-his-name! Goosey: DUBLICATE Randy: I am a dublicate Randy. I got messed up in the lab * LaZorra dubs Randy into another language. Randy: Jsem dublicate Randy. Jsem se spletl v laboratori -- 7/24/2011, 00:48:45 #759LaZorra: Night colks!LaZorra: er...*foilks LaZorra: ... LaZorra: *y'all -- 7/29/2011, 22:54:16 #760wintermute: So, if a hypothetical family were going to visit the DC area in a couple of months, what would you recommend they do?LaZorra: The Woodley Park Zoo is something I hear great things about. LaZorra: The A-Team. LaZorra: Er. LaZorra: That would be autocomplete's suggestion. wintermute: We should totally see the A-Team, yes. -- 8/3/2011, 22:05:04 |
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