#821LaZorra: Is he doing a lop of crying?Sam: Two or three lops. ThePhan: Tears are measured in lops. LaZorra: Have you gotten used to havein ga stlitlttle person attached to you? LaZorra: LOT LaZorra: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ThePhan: "Stlitlttle" is *really* not easy to type. LaZorra: Phan: Uh...that is what happens when I think I'm kitting backspace but I really am not. LaZorra: What is the purpose of swaddling? LaZorra: Other than avoiding whacking yourself in the face with a hand, which I have done myself recently in my sleef. Sentynel: The typos are coming thick and fast today. -- 6/16/2012, 15:50:49 #822LaZorra: hakkoLaZorra: kk LaZorra: *ll ThePhan: LOL LaZorra: ahloo LaZorra: HALLO LaZorra: DAMMIT Randy: haiku! LaZorra: I typed something, it disappeared, and I was trying to type "hallo" as a test. LaZorra: THAT DID NOT WORK. LaZorra: ANYWAY II AM FINE BUT I SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE HAD LESS COFFEE TODAY ThePhan: "Hakko" = a cough. "Ahloo" = a sneeze? LaZorra: LOL LaZorra: My typing is sick, obviously. Randy: Typos have been made/LaZorra must be in here/phtotography -- 7/11/2012, 22:18:24 #823LaZorra has entered.LaZorra: Hiiiiiii my favorite peol, LaZorra: Er. People! TalkingDog: hallo * LaZorra I'd.s LaZorra: Er. Is back on the iPad. -- 7/13/2012, 22:26:36 #824LaZorra: Phantom: that's a good distinction.ThePhan: LOL LOL Goosey: PHANTOM * ThePhan is a phantom thespian. LaZorra: Er, LOL, autocorrect just gave your nickname! LaZorra: Does that make you Hamlet's ghost? ThePhan: I think it might make me the actual Phantom of the Opera. -- 7/13/2012, 22:47:45 #825LaZorra: Okay I rralllllly gotta shower and sleep but I love all Hallandale thank you for helping me think through all this. :-)ThePhan: Hallandale is pretty lovable. LaZorra: Um. "all y'all and..." LaZorra: huggggggs I do not know what I would do without you guys. LaZorra: Thank you for. Eng synch great friends. Goosey: ENG SYNCH LaZorra: lol this dumb thing!!! LaZorra: I LOVE HOW YOU GUYS ENG SYNCH LaZorra: IT IS THE BEXT LaZorra: BEST * ThePhan eng synchs great friends even bexter than Goosey! Goosey: TOPICBOT LaZorra: OKAY TOPIC BOT FINE WHATEVER SEE IF I CARE -- 7/13/2012, 22:57:33 #826LaZorra: He had better not drop me on the floor five. Injtuns after he buys me, GOOSEY.Randy: huh? Maryam: Is that... tons of Injuns? LaZorra: Errrrrm LaZorra: WRONG CHAT -- 7/13/2012, 23:01:47 #827LaZorra: javascrrrriiiiptLaZorra: it melts my braaaaain LaZorra:  Maryam: Mmmm, LaZorra brain juice. LaZorra: My brain juice is not twaisty, I swear. LaZorra: erwhat LaZorra: *atstey -- 8/24/2012, 20:18:06 #828Goosey: HEY I totally came up with a way of dealing with stinky dishes yesterday!Sentynel: Wash them? LaZorra: Do you throw them into the fireplace and shout, "OPA!" LaZorra: ? Goosey: LOL no LaZorra: aww Goosey: Actually, I was kind of desperate, but it totally worked -- I sprinklyed them with baking sodea and ground cinnamon as I washed them! Goosey: The cinnamon is really strong and covers up the smell and gets the stink out of your sink LaZorra: LOL LOL LaZorra: PLEASE tell Sam this. LaZorra: Because I am sure he will try it on his elbow creases. Goosey: LOL LOL Goosey: But seriously it WORKED LaZorra: At first I thought you meant on your elobes. LaZorra: *elobes Goosey: LOL LaZorra: uhm LaZorra: *elobes LaZorra: WHAT Goosey: Bahahaha Sentynel: LOL LOL LaZorra: I AM BROKEN PLZ FIX Maryam: LOL Randy: earlobes? Sentynel: If you've got lobes on your elbows, I'd be a bit concerned. LaZorra: ELOBWS Sentynel: Closer... LaZorra: I give up. LaZorra: I have lobes on my ...bendy arm bits. -- 8/25/2012, 17:27:52 #829LaZorra: OK. Gotta leave in 15 to go pick Mom up from the airport. EEEELaZorra: SO EXCITED LaZorra: And she will be meeting the boy. EEEEE but A DIFFERENT KIND OF DDD LaZorra: er -- 8/25/2012, 18:46:03 #830LaZorra: IT IS ALL GOOSEY'S FAULTLaZorra: Just for the record. Ticia: WHAT IS? Goosey: The typo that LaZ will make any time now. Ticia: hah Goosey: Go on, LaZ, name some basic geometrical shapes for us -- specifically those with four sides . .. LaZorra: t-t-t-riangle? Ticia: What was that one song that was about being hip? Ticia: Hip to be, something. Goosey: *snerks* LaZorra: Hip to be ...to be...rhoboi? Ticia: HA LaZorra: er LaZorra: rhomboig? LaZorra: rhoimboid LaZorra: GAH LaZorra: AMMIT LaZorra: DAMMIT Ticia: LOL LaZorra: I AMMIT Goosey: ITS ALL MY FAULT LaZorra: IT IS ALL GOOSEY'S FAULT * Ticia cries from laughing. LaZorra: "rhoboi" in my head is a robot boyfriend Randy: Now I have "Skater Boi" stuck in my head, but replaced with "rhoboi" LaZorra: Rhoboi Boi? LaZorra: boiboi is fun to say. LaZorra: like "pew pew" but...bouncier. -- 10/2/2012, 23:53:54 #831LaZorra: i dunno i can't even see what im tyoipngLaZorra: contacst a ll glearled over Goosey: LOL Goosey: go to bed you crazy <3 LaZorra: i am going to go wed my lazy butt like goosey said LaZorra has left. Goosey: BAHAHAHA TalkingDog: teehee Ticia: ... -- 10/3/2012, 00:50:03 #832LaZorra: She probably still tries to push up her cock bottle glasses out of habit.Goosey: Her . . .what? Ticia: ... Goosey: *blinks* LaZorra: cock bottle glasses LaZorra: uh LaZorra: COKE LaZorra: LIKE YOU DRINK * Sentynel pages Dr Freud. Ticia: EEEEEEENteresting that you made that typo, twice. Goosey: I will not be illustrating that one . . . LaZorra: Goosey: MAYBEY THEY ARE ROOSTERS Dave: brb, going to get my cock bottle. LaZorra: GAH LaZorra: DAVE Dave: Hey, this one is on you. * Goosey soaks her brain in bleach * Goosey finally takes another breath LaZorra: I'm pretty sure a cock bottle is one of those things guys bee in when they go camping and are too lazy to get out of their sleeping bags. Dave: You mean their pants? Ticia: Guys bee in it? Sentynel: Buzz, buzz. LaZorra: o.o Ticia: I am dying Goosey: must . . .continue. . . . breathing . .. LaZorra: A...bottle full of bees sounds like a terrible idea, even if it's nowhere near your nether regions. Goosey: A BIG BAD BOTTLE OF BEES * Ticia cries. Sentynel: This is the classiest conversation ever. LaZorra: THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DAVE AND I ARE IN THE SAME CHATROOM Dave: I had nothing to do with this, little miss cock bottle. Goosey: *splutter* aaaah hahahaha Ticia: *snort* LaZorra: DO NOT CALL ME THAT Dave: Yeah, that was pretty awful, huh? Dave: Wait, misspelled AWESOME. -- 10/4/2012, 18:43:56 #833LaZorra: Well, I might tell Drew about the conversation, and he will probably laugh his everylogin skinny ass off.Goosey: Bahahahahaha Sentynel: ALL of the logins? LaZorra: um LaZorra: too much coding LaZorra: *everloving LaZorra: EVERYLOGIN LaZorra: EVEN KENNYLOGGINS -- 10/4/2012, 18:51:02 #834LaZorra: I just linked my project managor to the typos page.LaZorra: I didn't expect her to find it THIS amusing. TalkingDog: Managor? LaZorra: "This is my new favorite thing ever." I am never going to live this down. Sam: I can't wait until your managor gets to the one about your managor. LaZorra: I DO NOT KNOW KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE -- 10/11/2012, 14:11:59 #835LaZorra: Also, I have never heard of boiling carrots.Sam: Yeah, but most other people haven't heard of shooting them out of your nose. LaZorra: Sam: IT IS THE ASTITEST WAY OKAY LaZorra: TASTIEST Sam: aaaaaaaaaaand, precisely two minutes after her entrance, I have two more typos entries. -- 10/11/2012, 14:12:48 #836Sam: "Kaitlen Exum, @kaitlen - Correction: @hbillings follows a *board* on @Pinterest, not a *gourd.* Too bad. I bed the Great Pumpkin pins awesome stuff."LaZorra: IT DOES OKAY Sam: Wait, bed? LaZorra: bed? LaZorra: wha? Sam: I didn't even see "bed" until I pasted it. She made a typo discussing your typo. Sam: Like...a LaZorra-caliber typo. Sam: Holy crap. Sam: She beds the Great Pumpkin. LaZorra: wat Sam: Mostly I pasted that tweet in here just to make it eligible for the typos page. Bonus: Kaitlen typo! Sam: LaZorra, make sure she notices when I update the page next. -- 10/11/2012, 15:01:52 #837![[New!]](/im/new.gif)
Dave: LaZorra: Your boss is really into Rainbow Brite LaZorra: Yes. Yes she is. LaZorra: also how do you know this Dave: Did you forget about how we all follow her on Twitter now? LaZorra: If you mean, "Did you forget how creepy I am?" then no. Dave: Ever since you outed her during the Great Typo Brouhaha of last week or whenever. Sam: Every time we discover a part of LaZorra's life we aren't a part of, we fix that. Dave: Exactly. * Sam and Rinkies everywhere just love to LaZorra all day long. Dave: Also I thought she was cute. So there's that. LaZorra: LOL LaZorra: Dave: She is cute, in a Rainbow Brite sort of way. Dave: LOL Dave: New, sexy Rainbow Brite or old, frumpy toddler Rainbow Brite? Sam: LaZ: Make a typo, so that I can archive this whole conversation for her to read later. LaZorra: NO LaZorra: I REFUSE Sam: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Sam: COME ON! Sam: You're depriving a nice lady of a compliment if you don't. Dave: I could just tweet it to her. "LaZorra wouldn't make a typo because she doesn't want you to know I think you're cute." Sam: That'll work. Dave: I'm sure that wouldn't be creepy AT ALL LaZorra: LOL LOL Sam: Hehehe. But joking aside, would it make YOU seem creepy to her, or LaZorra? Dave: I'm gonna go with me. Sam: If LaZ is purposely trying to keep guys away from her, that would be pretty creepy all on its own. LaZorra: She already knows I'm creepy. Sam: COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON Sam: WHAT'S A RECTANGLE WHERE ALL SIDES ARE EQUAL? Sam: WHAT'S THAT SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE THAT STARTS WITH "FACEBOO"? LaZorra: K Sam: Hey, thanks! Pretty sure you tried to type "facebook" and it came out "k". GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. Sam: WHAT A GREAT TYPO THAT WAS! Sam: facebook => k Sam: lolololo LaZorra: SHOT OP SMA Sam: Hey, more! "shot" and "op" and "sma"! * Sam ARCHIVES IT. LaZorra: Don't archive IT! Then we'll be stuck with crappy printer repairs FOREVEAR Sam: FOREVEAR Sam: This is more like it. Sam: Also, you said "Then we'll be stuck" instead of "I like to lick" Sam: That's HILARIOUS. * LaZorra *does* enjoy a good toner cartrutged-licking. LaZorra: ... Sam: I DID IT. Dave: WIN [RinkChat] User Sam has been kicked from the room by LaZorra. Sam has left. Sam has entered. Sam: SO WORTH IT -- 10/30/2012, 14:35:32 #838
LaZorra: The look of comfusin on the other person's face is great. . . . Goosey: Am I really the only one who sees these anymore? Sam: Sees what? Sentynel: Apparently. * Goosey has a look of "comfusin" on her face Sam: Oh. Yes, apparently. Sentynel: I took a while to see it after you pointed it out twice. Nyperold: We see "LaZorra:" in bold and our brains autocorrect. ;) Ticia: I use "Your mom" jokes on my kids all the time. They think this is hilarious. LaZorra: Sent: LOL LOL LaZorra: er LaZorra: Ticia. Goosey: Two! Two typos! Ah ah ah! Ticia: It's okay, LaZorra, I get myself confused with Sent all the time, too. LaZorra: Ticia: I imagine some days you wake up and are panicked that you aren't in England. Ticia: Is anyone else imagining Goosey as The Count from Sesame Street right now? LaZorra: I always imagine Gooey as The Count, so yes. Goosey: Three! Three typos! Ah ah ah! Dave: Stop making typos or Goosey will make it rain again. -- 10/30/2012, 18:08:37 #839
LaZorra: They let you put it in a coat closed. LaZorra: er, that was a PM LaZorra: *closet LaZorra: :-p LaZorra: ...that was ALSO a PM Sentynel: LOL LOL LaZorra: screw it, Sentynel, if you wanna talk to me about pianos, do it here. :-p -- 11/2/2012, 17:30:08 #840
Sam: You keep afking when she logs in to talk to you. Sam: UNACCEPTABLE. Sam: Rinkies need to be here 24/7, paying attention continuously. * LaZorra cries in a corner. * LaZorra is such a terribl persone. Sam: LOL! Goosey: Your e is wandering . .. LaZorra: Wait...how did I just do that? Dave: The same way you always do, I reckon. Sam: Swapped-letter typos are common for everyone, but that letter made an impressive 7-character jump. Sam: Usually it just leapfrogs the next one. LaZorra: That is kind of amazing. Sam: Tha was a pretty impressive typo there, LaZt. LaZorra: "LAZT" = laser sound Sam: It's the sound carrots make as you fire them out of your nose. Goosey: LOL LaZorra: 0.0 Sam: LAZT! ... LAZT! ... LAZTLAZTLAZTLAZTLAZTLAZTLAZT * Sam clutches his chest in agony and topples over, dead but thoroughly nourished. * Sam's ghost can see especially well in the dark. LaZorra: Sam: I would see a ghost dentist. Those front teeth of yours are looking a bit...long and rabbity. LaZorra: Oh my gosh. Keri insisted on telling Drew the carrot snorting story yesterday. LaZorra: I was all embarrassed until he nodded and said, "Yeah, she told me about this." LaZorra: And I was like, "WHEN DID I DO THAT AND WHAT WAS I THINKING" Sam: LOL LOL Goosey: LOL LOL LOL -- 11/5/2012, 16:26:51 |
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