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#561

LaZorra has entered.
LaZorra: purge
LaZorra: NOBOTY SAY THAT
LaZorra: *NOBOY SOA THAT
LaZorra: ...
TalkingDog: Huhwha?
* LaZorra takes a deep breath.
LaZorra: NOBODY. SAW. THAT.
-- 5/22/2010, 14:49:55

#562

LaZorra: Sent: I like peanut butter better.
LaZorra: Or is that peanut better butter? Better peanut utter?
LaZorra: *butter
iwpg: Heh, I thought you meant to type "utter" and was just about to comment on being amazed that you managed to type all that correctly.
iwpg: How silly of me.
Sentynel: LaZ: Have you named your typo artistry "odd fu"?
LaZorra: As long as they're not better peanut udders...
Sentynel: You have a strange, strange mind.
-- 5/25/2010, 17:43:59

#563

LaZorra: WAKES UP BORING PEES
LaZorra: *PEEPS
Sentynel: Ummm.
Ghost of Sam: *goggle*
LaZorra: :-.
goldfishy: Not the best greeting ever
-- 5/26/2010, 12:39:31

#564

Goosey: HAY FACEBOOK STOP CHOKING MY CONNECTION PLZ KTHXBYE
LaZorra: HAYBOOK
LaZorra: THE SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE FOR HILLIBILLES
Sentynel: It figures that she can typo her own name as "hillbillies", but can't type it when she's trying.
LaZorra: I typoed?
-- 5/26/2010, 16:17:57

#565

LaZorra: Grr, FTP is timing out in command lint.
Ghost of Sam: Wow. Time to dust!
Sentynel: Lint, I command you to begone!
LaZorra: LINE. COMMAND LINE.
-- 5/27/2010, 10:22:27

#566

LaZorra: That looks like it should be pronounced like a German saying "firefly" with a thick acnnet.
LaZorra: *accent
LaZorra: Not with thick acne.
-- 5/28/2010, 17:14:34

#567

LaZorra: The problem is probably that I'm just bored out of my skill.
Sentynel: Being bored is not a very useful skill.
LaZorra: *skull
-- 5/28/2010, 17:48:31

#568

LaZorra: Hewy, goldie!
LaZorra: *-w
-- 6/4/2010, 12:44:07

#569

Sam: Now I see why this is a separate room.
Sentynel: Yeah. First class nerdery.
LaZorra: Welcome to the "Heather Picks Peplei's Brains" room.
Sentynel: I didn't know I was called Peplei.
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *People's
* LaZorra dubs Sentynel Peplei le Peu.
Sentynel: Peplei the Little?
LaZorra: Sam: I would put up a topic to inform curious people like you, but you've taken my ops with your presence. :-p
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'Heather picks Peplei's brains. (Poor Peplei.)' by Sam.
LaZorra: HEY
-- 6/4/2010, 15:55:04

#570

LaZorra: Sent: I took two years of Sapnish. I remmember how to ask where the bathroom is.
Sentynel: Sapnish, huh?
LaZorra: YARGH
LaZorra: APNISH
LaZorra: *SPANISH
Sam: I know Sapnish too! As I recall, the way to ask for the bathroom is, "Awww, could da wittle cutey wutey tell me where the wittle toily woilet is? Oh yes you can! Oh yes you can!"
LaZorra: o.o
-- 6/4/2010, 15:59:12

#571

LaZorra: Freaking hell.
LaZorra: "No such file or directory."
LaZorra: IT'S RIGHT THERE.
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LaZorra: OH
LaZorra: I tyoped. >.<
LaZorra: THIS IS A SURPRISE>
LaZorra: :-p
Sentynel: Those damn tyops!
LaZorra: TYPO TPOYP TOPY
LaZorra: OR SOMETHING
-- 6/4/2010, 16:28:58

#572

LaZorra: Oh, yeye.
LaZorra: *hehe.
-- 6/4/2010, 17:22:13

#573

LaZorra: Gaha/Maryam: Congrats again!
Monkeyman: Thanks!
Gahalyn: :D
LaZorra: Er. *Monnkeyman. Not Maryam. O.o
LaZorra: *-n
Maryam: Why am I be-- oh.
LaZorra: Maryam: Because apparently you and Gaha are enganged in my head.
-- 6/6/2010, 22:13:43

#574

LaZorra: geneva: HOROOR
-- 6/9/2010, 18:27:51

#575

LaZorra: If I haven't had coffee since Saturday?
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: That sentence had another part to it in my head.
Goosey: LOL
Goosey: By all means, fill us in.
LaZorra: *Is it cheating to get coffee today if I haven't had coffee since Saturday?
-- 6/10/2010, 12:36:46

#576

[LaZorra->Goosey] Now I'm imagining you challenging me to a pogo-stick race.
[Goosey->LaZorra] LOL You'd win.
[LaZorra->Goosey] You seriously overestimate my balance, hehe.
[Goosey->LaZorra] I've tried pogo-sticks. Me nogo pogo.
[LaZorra->Goosey] LOL LOL
[LaZorra->Goosey] I had one when I was a kid, but it never got that much use...
[Goosey->LaZorra] I can't hula-hoop either.
[LaZorra->Goosey] ME EITHER
[LaZorra->Goosey] That drove me NUCE as a kid.
[Goosey->LaZorra] Nuce?
[LaZorra->Goosey] Er. Nuts. It drove me nuts.
[Goosey->LaZorra] LOL
[LaZorra->Goosey] :-.
[Goosey->LaZorra] *sends this to Sam*
[LaZorra->Goosey] aaaahhhh
LaZorra: NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE
[RinkChat] Memo Posted by LaZorra: [->Sam] I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
[RinkChat] Memo Posted by LaZorra: [->Sam] Goosey is VIOLATING THE SANCTITY of the greem room in order to satiate your TYPO LUST.
[RinkChat] Memo Posted by LaZorra: [->Sam] GREEN. THE GREEN ROOM.
-- 6/10/2010, 16:49:05

#577

LaZorra: This Web design job ad requires "Programming skills in CSS and HTML." CSS IS NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ARGH
Sentynel: Neither's HTML for that matter.
LaZorra: No, I know, but I don't have any horrible memories of being emarrassed by people calling it one like I do with CSS.
Goosey: EMARRASSED
LaZorra: This probe actually stood up in front of the entire mass comm and journalism department at my graduation, presented me with some award, and I had to stand there on stage while she talked about how bright I was to have taught myself this "advanced programming language."
LaZorra: *prof, not probe. O.o
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: SAM IT IS YOUR FAULT
Ghost of Sam: YAY
LaZorra: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
LaZorra: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
* LaZorra boards a plane for West Lebabnon.
-- 6/10/2010, 17:01:10

#578

Dave: Wi-Fi stands for Wireless Fi...something.
iwpg: "fidelity"
iwpg: Hmm, apparently it isn't really supposed to be short for anything, even though that expansion's commonly used.
LaZorra: Wireliess-Fo aounds like Wire-less-Fu.
LaZorra: AUGH
-- 6/10/2010, 17:11:47

#579

LaZorra: How DARE you suck away my cuteness in suck a way?
LaZorra: *such
Maryam: Suck-A-Way, the new cuteness sucking device!
Ghost of Sam: Now suck away, suck away, suck away all!
-- 6/11/2010, 15:32:19

#580

Ghost of Sam: Wow. This is a full room for a Friday. And you're PARTICULARLY RULING PEOPLE, too.
Ghost of Sam: Also Dave!
LaZorra: BURM
wintermute: BERM!
LaZorra: BURMA SHAVE
-- 6/11/2010, 16:09:17