LaZorra's Typos: Page 26

#501

* Goosey prepares a cauliflower for roasting.
* LaZorra keeps reading, "for resting."
LaZorra: It gives me men
LaZorra: Er. *mental images of Vegetable Undertaker Goosey.
Randy: LOL
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: It does not give me men.
iwpg: LOL
LaZorra: GOOSEY YOUR VEGETABLES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO MY YARD
iwpg: ARE THEY STUDY GUYS OR JUST REGULAR GUYS?
LaZorra: STUDY GUYS TEH BETS GUYS
-- 3/31/2010, 17:57:56

#502

[LaZorra->Randy, Sam] I shall take pride in the fact that I can successfully self-center sometimes.
[LaZorra->Randy, Sam] Er, *self-censor
Sam: LOL LOL
* Sam preserves a typo in green.
-- 4/6/2010, 23:09:43

#503

[RinkChat] Memo Posted by LaZorra: [->Sam] DAMN YES
[Sam->LaZorra] LOL LOL. I totally forgot what I'd said to you.
[Sam->LaZorra] "DAMN YES," you say. And I'm thinking, "Cool, that sounds like enthusiastic agreement to something I suggested. I wonder what it was."
[LaZorra->Sam] LOL!!
[LaZorra->Sam] I'm glad I changed my original typo, "DAMN HELL"
[Sam->LaZorra] LOL LOL
[LaZorra->Sam] I think I was going for HELL YES or DAMN STRAIGHT and got them mixed up.
[Sam->LaZorra] *dies*
[Sam->LaZorra] It shouldn't qualify for the Typos page, because you corrected it before it showed up, but I'm gonna put this there anyway.
-- 4/13/2010, 22:49:48

#504

LaZorra: I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT UBT THAT I FORGOT MY OWN CHAT PASSWORD
LaZorra: THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN THE SAME SINCE 2001
Sentynel: Are you sure you didn't just typo it?
LaZorra: Sent: Psitive.
Sentynel: LaZ: LOL LOL
LaZorra: OH THE IRONY GAH
-- 4/15/2010, 21:16:42

#505

LaZorra: VIKING HELPMEETS
LaZorra: Er. HELMENTS
LaZorra: HELMETS HELMETS HELMETS
-- 4/15/2010, 21:49:07

#506

BlitzBot: 417. Types of pasta.
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LaZorra: angle hair
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gremlinn: LZ: I prefer straight hair.
-- 4/15/2010, 22:04:01

#507

CuteBot: What do you think gremlinn rated the above? (1-7) (Separate ratings with spaces.)
Sentynel: WHAT IS THAAAAT
Goosey: AUGH
NessaChan: yikes
LaZorra: That doe looks FREAKED OUT.
Goosey: What doe?
gremlinn: LZ: it's a dog.
LaZorra: grem: :-p
-- 4/15/2010, 22:52:53

#508

LaZorra: Oh, that wasn't my cute?
LaZorra: *cue
Sam: Oh, it was cute all right.
-- 4/16/2010, 18:19:42

#509

LaZorra: So I'm booking a flight home. It asks for my birthdate, I enter it, and it tells me it's invalid.
ThePhan: "Ha! We know better than that! NO ONE was born that day!"
LaZorra: I'm all, "I KNOW WHEN I WAS BORN, DOOFUS."
LaZorra: So I check it, and it turns out I hit the 0 instead of the 9 and as a result said I was born 07/08/1085.
* LaZorra thinks this might be taking the whole Viking heritage pride a bit far.
ThePhan: LOL
-- 4/17/2010, 16:05:36

#510

Sentynel is back.
Sentynel: NEW TYPOS
Sam: I don't see an immediate post-update typo yet. Weird.
Sentynel: Sam: I know, I double-checked everything she'd written for typos and there weren't any.
Sentynel: Although.
Sentynel: LaZorra: So I'm booking a flight home. It asks for my birthdate, I enter it, and it tells me it's invalid. LaZorra: So I check it, and it turns out I hit the 0 instead of the 9 and as a result said I was born 07/08/1085.
Sentynel: That's a typo.
Sam: Oh, true!
LaZorra: Yu people are just getting desperate now. :-p
Sam: The ancient Yu peoples are like that.
Sentynel: LaZ: You have a spectacular ability to typo your denials that you've typoed.
* LaZorra refuses to acknowledge your perception of reality.
ThePhan: You can type "acknowledge your perception of reality," but not "you"?
LaZorra: This from the girl who couldn't type "Sigmund Frued."
* LaZorra very nearly typed "Simgum" in there because she was recalling the typo.
Sentynel: LaZ: I guess you were too busy double-checking Sigmund to check Freud, then.
LaZorra: OH WHATEVER
* LaZorra shakes her head at herself.
ThePhan: I'm pretty sure "Simgum Frued" is actually closer than anything I typed that night.
Sam: Coming in 2011: SimGum 3000: a computer game so real, you'll think it actually IS Bubbalicious!
* LaZorra isn't sure she wants anything Bubba-licious.
Sam: *Bubblicious
LaZorra: Mostly because it sounds like his stripper name. And Bubba in a thong is possibly scarier than any other incarnation of him.
Sam: YOU CAN STOP CREATING MENTAL IMAGES NOW.
LaZorra: IF I HAVE TO SUFFER YOU ALL HAVE TO SUFFER.
-- 4/17/2010, 16:13:27

#511

Sam: It's like getting the ice cream in Candyland. Sure, it puts you far along, but on occasion it's still further back than where you were.
* LaZorra doesn't even remember Candlyand.
Sentynel: Candlyland: A place lit by a LOT of candles.
LaZorra: Sounds creepy.
-- 4/17/2010, 18:41:31

#512

Sentynel: LaZ: You have a new challenge. Read the article linked above.
LaZorra: Yes ma'am.
LaZorra: Er, what?
* LaZorra did not type that.
* LaZorra smacks her computer. Bad.
Sentynel: I was wondering why you were addressing me as "ma'am"...
-- 4/18/2010, 11:40:15

#513

Sam: LaZ: I think you're just in the audience throwing undergarments at the various singers.
LaZorra: am: LOL LOL
Sam: LaZ: The correct tense is "is."
-- 4/19/2010, 23:12:17

#514

LaZorra: I changed my vote from stalkers to voicemail. Same difference, right>
LaZorra: *?
LaZorra: Er, to boy bands.
LaZorra: Voicemail? How the hell did voicemail get there. O.o
-- 4/19/2010, 23:34:24

#515

Sam: I was thinking of that squid that stole that one dude's camera.
Sentynel: Sam: That was an octopus.
Maryam: That was an octopus.
LaZorra: Sam: That was an octobus.
Sam: It was an octopus, but whatever.
Maryam: LOL
Zup: LOL
Sentynel: BEAT THREE
Sam: BEAT BEAT BEAT. WELL FINE.
Sam: IT WAS A FREAKING OCTOPUS.
Sam: BUT I AM ONLY FOURTH TO SAY THAT.
Sam: FOURTH = FAIL
[RinkChat] User Sam has been kicked from the room by Sam.
Sam has left.
Sam has entered.
Sam: Sam: It was an octopus, actually.
gremlinn: That video? Wasn't it an octopus?
gremlinn: There, if that helps you feel better, hehe.
Sam: grem: I thought it was a squid.
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Sentynel: Woah, hold up.
Sentynel: LaZorra said "octobus".
Sam: OCTOBUS!
Sentynel: Presumably, that's a bus with eight wheels.
gremlinn: They all sleep in the Octocot.
-- 4/19/2010, 23:36:18

#516

[LaZorra->Sam, Sentynel] I might be able to make part of Wednesday. I don't think Bile study starts until 7:30. So I can probably play for an hour.
[Sam->LaZorra, Sentynel] THE HELL YOU STUDYING BILE FOR ANYWAY?
[LaZorra->Sam, Sentynel] I CANNOT READ THE LIGHT GREEN TEXT SO WELL OKAY
[Sentynel->Sam, LaZorra] HALP HALP I think I'm gaining immunity to her typos. I completely missed that. I didn't know she was a biologist.
[LaZorra->Sam, Sentynel] Obviously I'm a bile-ologist.
[Sam->LaZorra, Sentynel] I'm picturing you in the thinker's pose, with BILE on the table in front of you, studying it intently.
-- 4/19/2010, 23:57:01

#517

* LaZorra read, "I got fed cherrios by mice."
LaZorra: *Cheerios
iwpg: Cherrios might actually be good.
-- 4/21/2010, 17:18:33

#518

* LaZorra pours alcohol on Sam's confuter to disconfuse it.
LaZorra: Er. Disinfect it.
gremlinn: LZ: and *computer?
LaZorra: Uh, yeah, discomputer.
LaZorra: *-dis
* LaZorra should go get more coffee?
Randy: Yes
-- 4/21/2010, 18:28:49

#519

* LaZorra didn't know grem was on Fabecook.
LaZorra: Er, *Facebook
-- 4/22/2010, 15:28:16

#520

AcroBot: Make up what the acronym AARAW might stand for. (1/* accepted)
AcroBot: Time's up! Vote for the best submission. (You can't vote for yourself!)
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AcroBot: Vote 5 for Amazingly, Aardbarks Really Aren't White.
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Sentynel: There are a lot of aardvarks.
Sentynel: And an aardbark, which I assume is a dog/aardvark hybrid.
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AcroBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for Amazingly, Aardbarks Really Aren't White.
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Sentynel: I should have figured the typo was LaZ.
-- 4/22/2010, 22:25:18