#521LaZorra: I never remember my gooks.LaZorra: *books Maryam: I forget my gooks all the time. -- 4/22/2010, 23:14:13 #522LaZorra: I am so bad with the prphoets.LaZorra: *prohpehs LaZorra: grr stupid brace -- 4/22/2010, 23:19:25 #523LaZorra: wm: LOLLaZorra: er, 10K, rather, wintermute: Yeah, when I see something funny, I just assume I said it, too. -- 4/23/2010, 12:50:04 #524Sentynel: LaZ: Hissss, ssssss, sssss.* LaZorra doesn't speak Parceltongue. LaZorra: Er, Parseltongue. * LaZorra doesn't speak the language of UPS agents. Sentynel: Parceltongue is actually a lot like English. To translate to English, you just double any and all time quantities given in the original Parceltongue. -- 4/27/2010, 15:40:18 #525LaZorra: Question is, what's up with mu face?Goosey: MU FACE Sam: MU FACE Sam: MUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Sam: MUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! I AM SPYING ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! LaZorra: MY MY MY MY LaZorra: *dies* -- 4/28/2010, 22:32:33 #526LaZorra: #2 bussles me.LaZorra: Puzzles me, even. Goosey: bussles? LaZorra: BUSTLES Goosey: LOL -- 4/28/2010, 23:33:15 #527LaZorra: My rain is so far gone that nothing's going to bake sense.TalkingDog: Someone left the cake out in the rain. NessaChan: lol ThePhan: TD: LOL LaZorra: LOL Zup: Bake sense? Sam: BAKE SENSE Sam: MMMMMMMMMMMM, SMELL THE FRESH AROMA OF HOME-BAKED SENSE LaZorra: SMELLS LIKE ARMPITS Sam: I love the smell of armpits in the morning. -- 4/29/2010, 22:01:09 #528LaZorra: The hottest guy looks like Sac Efron.LaZorra: *Zac ThePhan: Zac's brother. Kysle: LOL NessaChan: ahaha LaZorra: *Sak's Fifth Efron -- 4/29/2010, 23:32:25 #529LaZorra: You pepople are awesome.Sentynel: PEPOPLE Sam: PEPOPLE ThePhan: PEOPLE LaZorra: OR WHAEVER Sentynel: WHAEVER! ThePhan: I mean PEOPLE ThePhan: ... ThePhan: I MEAN PEPOLE * LaZorra dies. Sam: TP: Did you just misspell a misspelling? Sam: TP: You know what that makes you, don't you? ThePhan: You know what that makes me. Sam: Yes I do know what that makes you. LaZorra: YOU STILL MISSPELLED IT ThePhan: LOL I DID * Sentynel hyperventilates ThePhan: PEPOPLE PEPOPLE PEPOPLE LaZorra: bahahahaha Sam: You know you're in a weird place when shouting "PEPOPLE PEPOPLE PEPOPLE" indicates success. ThePhan: LOL * ThePhan is laughing and coughing and dying and hacking and crying. -- 4/29/2010, 23:52:20 #530Sam: I'm just setting the...settings.LaZorra: Sam! That was BRILLIANT! You were one of the Sinbad writers, wren't you? LaZorra: Can I get an autograph? LaZorra: *sigh* Guess he's too busy to borher with a mere mortal like me. LaZorra: BOTHER. BOTHER. * Sam is indeed too busy to bore her. Busy being entertaining! Sam: LaZ: AND YOU HUSH UP YOUR SARCASM. * LaZorra would have to never say anything. Sam: DON'T THINK YOUR WIT IS LOST ON ME. Sam: I CAN SMELL IT. LaZorra: Oops, i should shouwer then. LaZorra: *-u LaZorra: *I * Sentynel registers a higher than average typo density Maryam: She did warn us she wasn't going to bake sense. Sentynel: Hey, LaZ, what's a regular quadrilateral called? * LaZorra glares at you all. -- 4/29/2010, 23:34:39 #531Goosey: Ugh. Some toy somewhere is making noise. I have to go find it and kill it.LaZorra: DEATH TO TOYS LaZorra: THEY MAKE SO MUCH NOSE LaZorra: *NOISE Sam: LOL LOL LOL LOL ThePhan: I WANT A BOY TOY WITH SO MUCH NOSE BECAUSE THEN I WOULD HAVE CYRANO LaZorra: TP: OR PINOCCHIO LaZorra: He was REALLY a boy toy. ThePhan: LOL Sam: QUIT MAKING NOSES! I HAVE NOWHERE TO ATTACH THEM ALL, AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CARROTS ANYWAY. LaZorra: AAAAAHHHHH SCARY MENTAL IMAGE Sam: Goosey's next comic needs to be LaZorra COVERED in noses, each nostril locked and loaded with a carrot. LaZorra: !!! ThePhan: LOL LOL LOL ThePhan: I just had a thought.... If you shoot carrots out of your own nose and lasers out of other people's eyes, you could amuse yourself in waiting rooms by having long battles with yourself. Goosey: LOL LaZorra: LOL LOL LaZorra: ZAP -- 4/30/2010, 00:16:41 #532* LaZorra is complelled to wtch again.Sentynel: And, apparently, to type. Sentynel: TYPO. Sam: Sent: I'm afraid the infection is too far advanced to treat. LaZorra:  Sam: witch? wretch? wench? * LaZorra IS COMPELLED TO WENCH Sentynel: AAARGH. Sentynel: I actually said "aaargh" after my typo of typo, but I lagged. Sentynel: The place it came up was also appropriate, however. LaZorra: MY WENCHING IS NOT THAT BAD Sentynel: LOL LOL Sentynel: Also, I just noticed LaZ said "complelled". Sam: Ha, I missed complelled, too. -- 5/1/2010, 17:33:58 #533LaZorra: Sam: I still have that shirt.LaZorra: But it's satined. :-( LaZorra: *stained LaZorra: *it's all shiny and makes me act like Elvic. LaZorra: *ELVIS ARGH. Sentynel: LaZorra passes the typo event horizon. LaZorra: (At least it doesn't make me act Elfivisn.) LaZorra: *elfish LaZorra: *elvish iwpg: LOL LaZorra: with a capital !' LaZorra: *E iwpg: LOL LOL LOL -- 5/1/2010, 20:00:40 #534Sentynel: LaZ: I am reassured to see you typo on Facebook as well as here.LaZorra: Sent:...I do? Sentynel: LaZ: Apparently, you may be all-nighting tonorrow. LaZorra: Sent: Oh, LOL> Sentynel: Sam: Clearly, by not having Facebook, you are foregoing potentially valuable additions toe the typo archive!" Sentynel: *t0 Sentynel: **to Sentynel: *-" LaZorra: LOL LOL LOL Maryam: hahahaha LaZorra: HA! Maryam: Yes, clearly. * LaZorra loves the smell of RinkWorks in the morning. Smells like irony. -- 5/2/2010, 12:11:36 #535LaZorra: *tries to do subtratciton*-- 5/3/2010, 17:45:58 #536LaZorra: I have no fresh fruit or veggies. :-( Or meat, except backon.* Goosey puts LaZorra's meat back on. goldfishy: Is that back bacon? -- 5/3/2010, 17:47:11 #537LaZorra: Seriusly, this thing is sooooo sluuuuw.LaZorra: *slowo LaZorra: *-o Goosey: Oh, tonight is going to be fun. Sentynel: There's gonna be a new typo update by tomorrow morning. -- 5/3/2010, 17:48:16 #538LaZorra: Taft = the only person to ever serve in all three branches of governmen.Sentynel: LaZ: Men certainly need governing. LaZorra: But all anyone remembers is that he got stuck in a bathtunb. -- 5/3/2010, 22:18:24 #539LaZorra: WITH A THOUSAND ELETRIC EELSSentynel: ELETRIC EELS! LaZorra: THAT IS NOT MY TYPO LaZorra: :-p * LaZorra points at Sam. Blame him and his younger self! Sam: LaZ: HAHAHAHA, YOU SAID "ELETRIC" Sam: THE TYPO PAGE ENTRIES JUST KEEP COMING. ThePhan: "Electric eels" would be the typo! LaZorra: TP: Coorect! Sam: Coors is making ectoplasm drinks now. -- 5/3/2010, 22:33:17 #540LaZorra: I just thought you were throwing pnaites at random dudues.Sentynel: PNAITES Sam: DUDUES -- 5/3/2010, 23:14:23 |
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