#401LaZorra: NAUTICS FTWLaZorra: Nautics? What the heck? LaZorra: *MARITIME STUFF -- 10/9/2009, 00:58:38 #402* LaZorra coughs up some peanut gutter pretzel.TalkingDog: Peanut gutter? LaZorra: TD: LOL! LaZorra: TD: That's the reeeeally cheap penub mutrer. TalkingDog: ... NessaChan: lol penub Maryam: MUTRER -- 10/9/2009, 01:05:16 #403LaZorra: And a smelly fanboy sock of wer rice!LaZorra: wer. . . wer. . . yeah. LaZorra: WERE-RICE -- 10/9/2009, 01:09:06 #404LaZorra: wm: Igm U was resoibdubg to Kysle.LaZorra: Er. wintermute: LaZ: Transaltion? LaZorra: Fingers on the wrong key. LaZorra: *keys LaZorra: *Oh, I was responding to Kysle. -- 10/9/2009, 12:26:15 #405Ghost of Sam: Piracy is another rare issue entirely peopled by morons.* LaZorra is going to have to work the phrhrase: "Poepled interily by mornos" into everyday conversation. Ghost of Sam: ... * LaZorra's brain has been replaced by a melon. -- 10/9/2009, 12:44:56 #406* LaZorra only got 4 hours of sleep last night and is running on a grande latte.LaZorra: My fingures are kind of ahvein seizures as a result. LaZorra: Um. Sentynel: Clearly. * LaZorra has a writing exam in 20 mintues, too. -- 10/9/2009, 12:47:02 #407LaZorra: Skype: I'm sorry. :-(LaZorra: Um. LaZorra: *Leen -- 10/9/2009, 16:04:31 #408LaZorra: Halo!LaZorra: *LL LaZorra: *ll LaZorra: *fallover* Randy: LOL LaZorra: hiiiiiiii randi Randy: Only you can typo a greeting LaZorra: That's because I have a patent on typiing. LaZorra: Er. Typoing. -- 10/9/2009, 16:58:30 #409LaZorra: You probably made Leen get a car bra for it, too.Ghost_of_Leen: ROFL THEY HAVE THOSE Ghost of Sam: ...what? Ghost_of_Leen: http://www.clubgpstore.com/art/braGP.jpg LaZorra: Sma: You've never seen a car bra? Ghost_of_Leen: I'm sure he has, just didn't know they were called that. :) Ghost of Sam: ...That doesn't look like a bra. Ghost_of_Leen: *giggle* * LaZorra racks up. LaZorra: *cracks Ghost of Sam: LOL LOL LOL Ghost_of_Leen: ROFL Ghost of Sam: NICE TYPO. Ghost_of_Leen: That was an awesomely timed typo. LaZorra: Leen: Or a very, very hideously timed one, hehe. goldfishy: Why would you want a car bra? zyzzyva: To provide comfort and support to your car. LaZorra: So that your car isn't running around flashing people. Ghost of Sam: Let's have about 5 more jokes about why someone would want a car bra, but then tell me the actual purpose. LaZorra: (I think it's actually to keep bugs and things off of the front.) Ghost of Sam: Oh, okay. LaZorra: :-p Ghost of Sam: It's not right that 'car bra' is the actual term for those. LaZorra: Hey, some large-breasted women have difficulty shopping in regular lineierge stories. Ghost of Sam: LINE URGE LaZorra: . . . line urge? Ghost of Sam: LaZ: It's how I figured 'lineierge' was pronounced. Ghost_of_Leen: Was that supposed to say lingerie? LaZorra: OH LaZorra: LOL LaZorra: so tired forgive typos plzthx *collaps* zyzzyva: collaps! -- 10/14/2009, 16:31:34 #410LaZorra: Gah, my aprmit hurts.LaZorra: There's a round, red, painful bump on it. I think I tog bitten by something last night. Ghost_of_Leen: ...armpit? zyzzyva: ...got? LaZorra: Um, yeah. LaZorra: WHATEVER I MAKE MY OWN RULES SAM Ghost of Sam: If the late UBT night is causing today's typos, I'm holding a UBT session every single evening indefinitely. Ghost_of_Leen: hahah LaZorra: Meamie. :-p Ghost_of_Leen: *giggle* * LaZorra gives up. * LaZorra calls Sam "Mimi" from now on. -- 10/14/2009, 16:40:48 #411LaZorra: Also, poor little hedgehong. :-)(LaZorra: *:-( Sentynel: Hedgehong! NessaChan: ehehe hedgehong -- 10/15/2009, 22:20:47 #412* LaZorra was skingig and started cracking up in the middle of it.Sam: Skingig? That sounds kinky. ThePhan: You were skiing? goldfishy: Oooh a skin gig LaZorra: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Sam: Actually, I don't. * ThePhan isn't sure either. Maybe "singing"? ThePhan: Skinning? Sam: Oh! Singing, yes. To John Denver. LaZorra: YES LaZorra: WHILE I WAS SKIING Sam: LOL LaZorra: DURING A SKIN GIG -- 10/15/2009, 23:54:35 #413* LaZorra thinks Dove is getting pretty desparate if they're seeking to market themselves as the beauty industry's leading preventer of elbox crinkles.Sam: ELBOX CRINKLES LaZorra: Sam: Crinkling boxes just makes them useless--OH TYPO -- 10/17/2009, 01:11:49 #414LaZorra: The first like six are all amazingly remeniscent of Lucille Ball, though.LaZorra: Reminiscent? I can't smell. LaZorra: *spell LaZorra: I can smell just fine. -- 10/17/2009, 21:24:37 #415ThePhan: They have some sort of series of code words that they say to each other that controls what's happening in the game.TalkingDog: Code words? Sentynel: The black crow flies at midnight. goldfishy: The moon is blue in Venice LaZorra: The birds boob on the fat man's head. ThePhan: The birds do what? LaZorra: Errr. *poop -- 10/18/2009, 14:13:18 #416LaZorra: Ann, makes sense.LaZorra: Er, *ahh LaZorra: Ann, on the other hand, makes no sense at all. -- 10/18/2009, 14:49:43 #417LaZorra: wm: Yes. You need to discuss your mother's habit of dripping in unannounced.LaZorra: *dropping -- 10/28/2009, 17:04:09 comic #418Revan: I don't think I've seen a typo from you yet today.* LaZorra didn't realize she had a typo quota. LaZorra: :-p Goosey: It's okay. Just ask her to spell "square" Revan: LaZorra, how would you find the square footage of a longhouse built for an all-female Cherokee tribe? LaZorra: Revan: Arithmetic. HA! Goosey: LOL Goosey: LaZ: Fill in the blank: butternut ________ * LaZorra lived in Squaw Valley. Any sequence that starts "squa" automatically gets a W put on it. Revan: All that grammar education... Squawndered. LaZorra: Revan: *grown* LaZorra: Er...with an A. Goosey: I knew it would work eventually! LaZorra: YOU ARE ALL EVIL * Goosey does a happy typo dance -- 10/31/2009, 19:34:37 #419LaZorra: (Maryam: I shall try to be less repetitive in my enthusasim. ;-) )LaZorra: *enthusiasim LaZorra: *enthusiasm LaZorra: *whatever that word is that never looks wright LaZorra: *right -- 11/1/2009, 22:05:10 #420* LaZorra apologizes to everyone for being in a bad moon.Sentynel: That's no moon, it's a space station! LaZorra: *mood -- 11/5/2009, 16:51:48 |
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