LaZorra's Typos: Page 23

#441

LaZorra: wm: I totally should. I could easily easily write a resume/cover letter in their style.
Sam: Easily easily!
LaZorra: *easily, eaisly
LaZorra: *easealy
LaZorra: *aeasaely
gremlinn: Now you're faking it.
LaZorra: Who, me?
Sam: Trust LaZorra to turn a non-archivable typo into an archivable typo just by attempting to correct it.
LaZorra: Sam: It was just a missing comma!
LaZorra: That is a non-typo! It's something I DIDN'T type!
gremlinn: A typomission?
[Sam->LaZorra] Which line(s) were the deliberate ones?
[LaZorra->Sam] LOL LOL, the fact that you can't tell that cracks me up.
[LaZorra->Sam] And it should go in the archive you're undoubtedly creating this very minute.
[Sam->LaZorra] I can't tell if *easealy was or not.
[LaZorra->Sam] No. Well, sort of. I was trying to type "easel" and couldn't remember how it's spelled.
[LaZorra->Sam] also, "eaisely"
[Sam->LaZorra] So "*easealy" was an attempt to typo on purpose, but you typoed it?
[LaZorra->Sam] Er, well, yes, I suppose.
-- 12/4/2009, 22:43:17

#442

LaZorra: TOPICboTH
Sentynel: Topic both what?
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'both' by LaZorra.
Sentynel: Ah, of course.
-- 12/9/2009, 17:45:08

#443

* LaZorra is going on 36 hours of no sleep.
Sam: LaZ: Quick! Type a lot of things!
* Sam opens up his LaZorra Typos file.
LaZorra: Sam: I originally annouced it to warn people that I may be ooky and wacky and make no sense, but then it occurred to me that I'm pretty much aprealdy that way.
LaZorra: Or whatever.
* Sam diligently takes this down.
LaZorra: Sam: Are you sure the goose won't want tit back?
Goosey has entered.
Sam: LaZ: I'll ask.
Sam: Goosey: Do you want tit back?
LaZorra: !!!
Lirelyn: LOL LOL LOL
Randy:

Goosey:

* Goosey can't find the jaw she dropped.
* LaZorra can't tke it and slowly collapses in a ciccling heap.
LaZorra: *giggling
Goosey: CICCLING
LaZorra: CYCLINC
LaZorra: CYCLINC
LaZorra: *CYCLEING
LaZorra: gah
-- 12/15/2009, 21:30:26

#444

Sam: New typos! http://www.rinkworks.com/lazorra/!
ThePhan: YAY
Sam: I love the Amish bear one.
LaZorra: #430: My back is not gigkling. It is goraning in agony.
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: I should just never read my own typos.
Sam: Once again, my newly updated typo list is out of date.
ThePhan: LaZorra, I need a facial, and I hear you are the unquestioned authority.
LaZorra: TP: I recommend rupping your face with eggs, dusting on some flour, and then baking in the oven for about an hour.
Sam: *ripping
ThePhan: Eeep.
* ThePhan obediently does her bed, but she's not sure how well the eggs are going to rup her face. Or rip it. Or whatever.
ThePhan: Er.
ThePhan: I think that was supposed to be "best," not "bed."
Sam: LOL
ThePhan: But I'm not sure because I don't remember typing the entire first half of that sentence.
Sam: Tell bed I say hi.
ThePhan: LOL
goldfishy: Ok people - DON'T READ THE TYPOS - THEY ARE HGHLY CONTAGIOSU
goldfishy: stuff
goldfishy: *Contagious
Sam: LOL LOL
ThePhan: NO KIDDING
[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'RUP YOUR FACE WITH EGGS!' by Sam.
-- 12/19/2009, 17:45:59

#445

LaZorra: Manymany phtostos to come soon.
LaZorra: Maybe I will even have some phtots to go with them.
LaZorra: Er. *photos!
-- 1/7/2010, 11:56:37

#446

Ghost of Sam: YAY LAZORRA IS HERE
Ghost of Sam: AND WE ALREADY HAVE A NEW TYPO!
LaZorra: LAZORRA HI
LaZorra: Um.
LaZorra: *SAM HI
* LaZorra is still a bit jet-lagged.
LaZorra: (That's my story and I'm stkicn to it.)
wintermute: STKICN!
Sentynel: Holy crap, it's LaZ!
LaZorra: Hot crap, it's me!
* LaZorra just gives up now.
* LaZorra does not wish hot crap on anyone.
-- 1/7/2010, 12:04:25

#447

LaZorra: How is hat tonight?
LaZorra: *Chat
-- 1/10/2010, 20:28:43

#448

ThePhan: I am having for pizza too!
ThePhan: Um.
ThePhan: I am having pizza for dinner.
* ThePhan is not sure what happened to that sentence.
LaZorra: ThePhan: How translated form the Japanses.
LaZorra: ...
LaZorra: And so is LaZorra.
-- 1/11/2010, 19:20:48

#449

goldfishy: Skeltin!! http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3284/3050830019_2121b2d4ca.jpg
goldfishy: Or Skeleton even
TalkingDog: Teehee.
LaZorra: OK, that seklento is awesonem.
LaZorra: ...or something like that.
-- 1/11/2010, 22:10:15

#450

Sam has entered.
* LaZorra tacklehugs Sam!
Sam: Oof.
Sam has left.
Sam has entered.
LaZorra: Awww.
LaZorra: I didn't mean to knock you out of hat.
Sam: My hat was stuck anyway.
-- 1/13/2010, 18:41:13

#451

TalkingDog: Boop de doop de doo.
LaZorra: Is that Betty Boob de doop de doo?
LaZorra: Um, Betty *Boop
TalkingDog: *giggle*
LaZorra: NEVAR MIND

-- 1/14/2010, 01:34:11

#452

* LaZorra attempts to sand some heads to TD via interwebs.
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *send
LaZorra: *some heats
Kysle: ahhh
TalkingDog: LOL
* LaZorra now has a mental image of trying to send TD people buried up to their next on the beack.
LaZorra: gah!
* LaZorra is typing from a weird angle. :-p
-- 1/16/2010, 15:30:57

#453

LaZorra: Um. Wow. I totally forbot I already had a chat window open, so I created a new tab and opened chat AGAIN.
10Kan: For which bot did you forsake chat? ;)
Leen: Poor LZ
LaZorra: *cracks up*
LaZorra: 10K: Oh, InsultBot and I decided to elope.
Sentynel: I should totally write a ForBot that challenges you to complete LaZorra's famous typos.
-- 1/19/2010, 14:57:16

#454

* LaZorra nearly just snoted ice cream sandwich out her nose.
Sentynel: Eww.
Sentynel: That's also a brilliantly appropriate typo.
Sentynel: (Once again, within ten minutes of an update she's doing it again.)
Ghost of Sam: *sigh*
-- 1/20/2010, 15:57:15

#455

LaZorra: I just told MSB that peanut better makes everything butter.
LaZorra: O.o
wintermute: LOL!
ThePhan: LOL
LaZorra: I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS WORKS.
wintermute: That would be a good slogan for a disappointing product: I can't believe it's not better!
-- 1/25/2010, 15:03:41

#456

LaZorra: Leen: Every student in the Cronkite School has to sign this thing saying they won't cheat, and that they understand the consequences (kicked out with no readmission, plus the fact that you were is on your transcript) if they do.
LaZorra: Um, *plus the fact that you cheated
-- 1/26/2010, 16:03:19

#457

LaZorra: You should have a shower party.
LaZorra: Everyone could come in shower caps instead of party hats.
LaZorra: And you could serve Peeps because they look like rubber dickies.
LaZorra: *duckies
LaZorra:

Goosey: *jawdrop*
ThePhan: Erm.
* LaZorra dies.
Goosey: *speechless*
LaZorra:

* LaZorra is never going to be able to eat a Peep again.
-- 2/5/2010, 16:24:02

#458

LaZorra: This explains why my legs always feel like helly.
LaZorra: *jelly
Kysle: Oh, I thought you were making a pun.
-- 2/6/2010, 14:54:28

#459

Sam: Did you ever try those Jello Jiggler things? I never did. They looked nasty.
LaZorra: They did look nasty, hehe.
LaZorra: Those widow stickies that are everywhere today remind me of Jello jigglers to this day.
-- 2/6/2010, 15:14:38

#460

LaZorra: Er. Ues.
LaZorra: *yes
LaZorra: LOL
Goosey: UES!
-- 2/8/2010, 21:32:09