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  • How does the queen bee get around her hive?
  • She's throne.


  • What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
  • Wait at the buzz stop.


Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."


  • What's the friendliest school?
  • Hi school.


  • What do you give a dog with a fever?
  • Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)


  • How do you kill a circus?
  • Go for the juggler.


  • What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
  • Justice Fingers.


  • What do clouds wear under their clothes?
  • Thunderware.


  • What's an archeologist?
  • Someone whose career is in ruins.


  • What does a cat sleep on?
  • A caterpillow.