#821

• Why were the suspenders arrested?
• For holding up a pair of pants.

#822

• How does the queen bee get around her hive?
• She's throne.

#823

• What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
• Wait at the buzz stop.

#824

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

#825

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

#826

• What's the friendliest school?
• Hi school.

#827

• What do you give a dog with a fever?
• Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

#828

• How do you kill a circus?
• Go for the juggler.

#829

• What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
• Justice Fingers.

#830

• What do clouds wear under their clothes?
• Thunderware.