#801

• What is a pig's favorite superhero?
• The Oinkredible Hulk.

#802

• Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?
• It was all-oink-lusive.

#803

• What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?
• An inj-oink-tion.

#804

• What happens if a pig parks illegally?
• It oink-urs a fine.

#805

• How was the pig defeated in court?
• Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense.

#806

• When is a pig not quite a pig?
• When it's oink-ognito.

#807

• If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
• Missile toe.

#808

• What do elephants and plums have in common?
• Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

#809

A man with a cucumber in his ear, a carrot in his nose, and a tomato in his eye walks into the doctor's office. He says, "Doc, I'm not feeling well. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "First of all, you're not eating right...."

#810

• What did the painter say to the wall?
• One more crack, and I'll plaster you.