#621

• How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?
• Depressed.

#622

• Why was the little shoe unhappy?
• Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker.

#623

• What did one pig say to the other?
• Let's be pen pals!

#624

• What do you do with dogs when you go shopping?
• Leave them in the barking lot.

#625

• Why can't a bicycle stand up?
• It is two tired.

#626

• How do you make a Venetian blind?
• Stick a finger in his eye.

#627

• When does a bed grow longer?
• At night, because two feet are added to it.

#628

• What kind of pizza do pilots like?
• Plain.

#629

• What did the carpet say to the floor?
• Don't move -- I've got you covered.

#630

• Why don't matches play baseball?
• One strike, and they're out.