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Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!


  • What do you call death by pig stampede?
  • Sooey-cide.


  • Why do you look out the window in the morning?
  • Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.


  • Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof?
  • He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class.


  • Who is always your friend at school?
  • Your princi-pal.


At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, "I've lost my faculties!"


  • Why don't sharks eat clowns?
  • Because they taste funny.


  • What kind of bar do fish go to?
  • A sand bar.


  • My dog has no nose.
  • That's terrible! How does he smell?
  • Awful.


  • What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?
  • He gobbles up.