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  • Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach?
  • Yes. It's better to swim in water.


  • Why was the musician arrested?
  • He got in treble.


  • Why were screams coming from the kitchen?
  • The cook was beating the eggs.


  • When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
  • Your fingers.


  • What's a tongue twister?
  • When your tang gets all tongueled up.


  • When should you charge a battery?
  • When you can't pay cash.


  • Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
  • To make sure he still wasn't there.


  • When does an Irish potato change nationality?
  • When it's french fried.


  • What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
  • Are you my mother?


  • How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?
  • When it's too heavy to lift.