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  • What do modern artists eat for breakfast?
  • Surreal.


Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!


  • What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?
  • If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.


  • How does an octopus go to war?
  • Armed.


  • Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
  • Because of all the tellers.


  • What did the cork say to the bottle?
  • If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.


  • What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?
  • The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.


  • Why did the kid punch the bed?
  • His mother told him to hit the hay.


  • Why was the lobster arrested?
  • Because he was always pinching things.


  • What do animals read in zoos?
  • Gnus papers.