#611

• What do pelicans eat?
• Anything that fits the bill.

#612

• What lottery did the broom win?
• The sweepstakes.

#613

• What's an educated hole in the wall?
• A wisecrack.

#614

• What kind of fence goes on strike?
• A picket fence.

#615

• What is lemonade?
• When you help an old lemon across the street.

#616

• What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?
• Garden hose.

#617

• What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
• Leave it in the cow.

#618

• How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?
• Perky.

#619

• What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?
• A box of crayons.

#620

• How do you make any watch a stopwatch?
• Don't wind it.