LaZorra's Typos: Page 16

#301

* LaZorra is reminded of the villiage idiot in SOAT.
LaZorra: Er. Village.
LaZorra: And GOAT, not SOAT.
-- 11/26/2008, 15:25:10

#302

LaZorra: "boob" and "cube" should never, ever applelar together.
LaZorra: Appear.
-- 11/26/2008, 16:07:29

#303

[RinkChat] The chat room's topic has been changed to 'I like my men like I like my chips: ruffly.' by LaZorra.
Sam: Ruffly man!
LaZorra: Ruffly Man sounds like a hilarious superher.
LaZorra: O. SuperherO.
LaZorra: "Ruffly Man" would be a terrible name for a superher, LOL.
-- 11/30/2008, 15:13:56

#304

Maryam: DOOR PLEASE STOP SOUNDING LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO OPEN
Maryam: Every time that happens I think "Oh, Cameron's home early" but he's not. :-(
LaZorra: Maryam: Ass.
LaZorra: UM
LaZorra: AWW, that's adorable!
* TalkingDog scratches his head.
LaZorra: Wait, "that's adorable"?
LaZorra: I HATE AUTO COMPLETE
TalkingDog: LOL
LaZorra: "Ass" was supposed to be "aww," and "aww" was not supposed to have "that's adorable" after it.
LaZorra: THE COMPUTER IS MAKING ME TYPO
Ghost of Sam: Maryam is going to burst out laughing any moment now.
Ghost of Sam: Give her some time to switch back and catch up.
Maryam: LZ: bahahahahaha
Maryam: I was off playing a game.
Maryam: You are so hilarious.
Maryam: The good thing about all your typos is, upon seeing you say "Ass." to me, I immediately knew what the deal was rather than thinking even for a split second that you were calling me that.
-- 12/2/2008, 14:51:35

#305

LaZorra: Pumpking chocolate chip cookies!
LaZorra: Pumpkin, rather.
LaZorra: Pump King cookies would be very . . . fluffly.
LaZorra: Full of air.
-- 12/7/2008, 17:22:22

#306

LaZorra: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
LaZorra: Er. That is supposed to be a N.
Sam: I was wondering.
-- 12/7/2008, 22:01:11

#307

LaZorra: Note to self: Carmelitas are not blondies. Carmelitas are basically straight sugar and butter mixed with muts.
LaZorra: *nuts
LaZorra: Not mutts.
LaZorra: Mmm, dogs with sugar and butter.
-- 12/8/2008, 17:56:15

#308

AcroBot: Vote 6 for Joints Bend And Poop.
Goosey: VOTE 6!!!
* ThePhan really hopes 6 is not true.
LaZorra: Ummm.
Goosey: LOL LOL
Goosey: I KNEW IT!!
Ticia: LOL
AcroBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for Joints Bend And Poop.
AcroBot: LaZorra wins 1 point for Just Believe All People.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for Jaffar Became Awesomely Powerful.
AcroBot: ThePhan wins 1 point for Just Be A Pirate!
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for Jealous Bullies Are PRATS.
AcroBot: Goosey wins 0 points for Jumping Beans Aren't Palatable.
LaZorra:

LaZorra: I COULDN'T FIX IT FAST ENOUGH
ThePhan: I just want to know what kind of effects that might have on arthritis.
LaZorra: TP: LOL LOL
LaZorra: Not good ones, I'm sure.
ThePhan: If my joints don't bend, do they not poop either?
ThePhan: DO I NEED JOINT DIALYSIS?!
-- 12/8/2008, 22:18:40

#309

[RinkChat] [LaZorra->Sam] LOL, I just typed "MCJ 126 Final Exam Study Guy" across the top of my study guide.
-- 12/14/2008, 13:59:13

#310

* LaZorra pronounces "oin" and "oen" the same.
LaZorra: Except with "p"s.
-- 12/14/2008, 17:43:13

#311

LaZorra: Sam: You scar me sometimes.
LaZorra: *scare
Counterpoint: Same thing.
LaZorra: Although I'm sure I'm emotionally scarred by this, also.
LaZorra: BEAT
-- 12/22/2008, 19:31:02

#312

Ticia: LaZorra, Don brought home some Squaw bread and I though of you.
LaZorra: hehehe
LaZorra: :halo"
LaZorra: GAH
LaZorra:

LaZorra: The mere MENTION of the word "squaw" makes me typo.
-- 12/28/2008, 22:14:01

#313

LaZorra: I might go writing later, but it depends.
LaZorra: Riding, not writing.
LaZorra: HOMOPHONES FTW
-- 12/30/2008, 14:54:46

#314

* Goosey throws a pillow at Ghost of Samantha, but it hits LaZorra instead.
LaZorra: oof
* LaZorra is covered in fathers.
LaZorra: *e
Goosey: LOL LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra:

Maryam: hahahha
* Maryam dies.
-- 12/30/2008, 15:55:35

#315

LaZorra: Anyway, Saturday morning is the demolotion of the house, and I need to shoot that.
LaZorra: The actual lotion doesn't show up until sometime next week.
Sam: Lotion?
Maryam: Lotion?
LaZorra: I was making fun of my typo. :-p
Sam: OH!
Maryam: Oh, LOL
Sam: I read right through that one.
Maryam: I completely missed it.
LaZorra: Y'all are so used to them that you don't even see them any more.
-- 1/9/2009, 17:12:42

#316

LaZorra: Here, 9/11 ones:
LaZorra: UM WHAT
Sam: Was "Here, 9/11 ones:" a typo for "So how is everybody?"
LaZorra: Sam: I AM SO GREETING PEOPLE LIKE THAT NOW
LaZorra: *Here, the first picture of this page makes up for the creepy 9/11 ones: http://www.oddee.com/item_96477.aspx
TalkingDog: LOL
LaZorra: Somehow . . . I must have erased the first half of my sentence?
LaZorra: Because I distinctly saw it typed.
-- 1/10/2009, 18:05:51

#317

LaZorra: Yeah, they put me under general anathstesia, which I can't spell in my given condition.
TalkingDog: Anastasia.
LaZorra: TD: Right.
LaZorra: Princess Anasthesia.
LaZorra: That would be a hilarious parody.
LaZorra: I should write it while I'm on the Vicodin.
-- 1/15/2009, 19:42:15

#318

LaZorra: Also, I just tried to log into LiceJournal.com.
10Kan: Mood: bloodthirsty
-- 1/16/2009, 13:16:40

#319

* LaZorra is really hoping the carpook thing happens!
LaZorra: Um, *pool
TalkingDog: CARPOOK
Ghost of Sam: CARPOOK!
Ticia: carpook?
-- 1/19/2009, 15:48:46

#320

* LaZorra updates her facebook statues.
Goosey: You have statues?
* LaZorra adds Venus DeMilo as a friend.
-- 1/19/2009, 16:03:11