LaZorra's Typos: Page 12

#221

LaZorra: (It's too much like a corce chock. Owwww, death by force-tickle.)
Goosey: corce chock?
LaZorra: Er. *force choke.
-- 5/14/2008, 16:57:58

#222

TalkingDog: I had potatoes. You can make vodka or something from those, right?
LaZorra: Yum, vodka!
LaZorra: *Yup, not yum.

-- 5/16/2008, 00:41:33

#223

Sam: So, Zoey was helping me type earlier this morning. I needed the help.
LaZorra: You were missing faces?
Randy: What did she tupe?
LaZorra: Er. Fingers?
Randy: er..type
Sam: Wow.
Sam: LaZorra is contagious.
TalkingDog: TUPE
* LaZorra is refraining from making a joke about Randy wearing a toupee.
iwpg: LaZorra types with her face?
iwpg: That explains a lot.
Sam: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
Sam: I wanna see you type now.
LaZorra:

Sam: Especially at like 75 wpm.
-- 5/17/2008, 12:52:45

#224

LaZorra: Frr.
LaZorra: *Grr.
* LaZorra does not have fur.
-- 5/17/2008, 18:34:06

#225

NessaChan has entered.
LaZorra: Ni, NC.
LaZorra:

LaZorra: I mean, *Hi
* LaZorra did NOT just say "Ni" to NexxaChas.
LaZorra: *NessaChan
* LaZorra was rubbing one eye while she was typing that.
LaZorra: FOR ONCE I HAVE A VALID REASON!!
-- 5/18/2008, 19:39:57

#226

LaZorra: My mother just shoved an entire slice of crocodile in my mouthe.
LaZorra: *-e
LaZorra: She was like, "HERE! Eat this." And now I can't chew it up.
LaZorra: THIS IS FASCINATING I KNOW. :-p
LaZorra: Um. Also. Cucumber. Not crocodile.
LaZorra: We are not cooking any exotic meats tonight.
Kysle: I was wondering.
LaZorra: Hey, they both start with Q.
LaZorra: C. C. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME.
-- 5/18/2008, 23:08:00

#227

Ghost of Sam: You made any good typos yet today, LaZorra?
LaZorra: Um. No?
Ghost of Sam: Darn.
LaZorra: Man, being in here is like constant pressure to goof up my typing.
Goosey: LaZ: Type "Square"
LaZorra: Suare.
Goosey: LOL
LaZorra: LOL WHAT
TalkingDog: LOL
LaZorra: *q
LaZorra: I ALMOST GOT IT.
TalkingDog: At least you didn't type "suaw".
LaZorra: TD: I was very focused on not typing "squaw." So focused I forgot my "A."
LaZorra: Er, my "Q."
* LaZorra thinks she should just bang randomly on the keyboard from now on. She'd have more of a chance of getting it right.
LaZorra: It's weird. Once I make one mistake, it's really hard to keep from making others. That last /me I typed had about four sets of transposed letters that I fixed.
LaZorra: And "fixed" just now took me three tries to get right.
LaZorra: Prior to whatever it was I typed instead of Squawre, I was doing fine.
LaZorra: AHHH
Goosey: instead of WHAT?
LaZorra: MINUS W MINUS W
LaZorra: CURES YOU ALL CURSE YOU ALL
-- 5/20/2008, 16:39:00

#228

LaZorra: No. He's allerging too them
LaZorra: *allergic
LaZorra: *too
LaZorra: *too
LaZorra: 8to
LaZorra: ARGH MY STUPID SENSITIVE KEYBAT
LaZorra: PAD
-- 5/21/2008, 19:40:12

#229

LaZorra: niekie: I don't think slow.
LaZorra: *so
LaZorra: I do sometimes admit to thinking slow.

-- 5/26/2008, 16:29:11

#230

LaZorra: XP just told me that I should modify ANY files on my C drive. O.o
LaZorra: Stupid Widows.
blakyoshi7: You shouldn't call widows stupid. That's mean.
TalkingDog: LOL
LaZorra: LOL!
LaZorra: *n
Kalimeris: That you should modify any files?
LaZorra: Er. That I SHOULDN'T.
TalkingDog: LOL
* LaZorra dies.
Kalimeris: "You haven't modified any files lately. PLEASE. PLEASE MODIFY SOMETHING"
-- 5/28/2008, 14:27:36

#231

LaZorra: Gopsey: Did you get that one you linked to in Chat?
Goosey: GOPSEY
LaZorra: THAT IS CLEARLY AN O I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN.
-- 5/28/2008, 15:43:48

#232

LaZorra: :P:!
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *LOL
-- 6/2/2008, 16:11:50

#233

* LaZorra wasn't even conceived in 1983.
wintermute: Really?
wintermute: I thought you were a grown-up.
LaZorra: Born July 1885.
wintermute: LOL
LaZorra: Er. 1985.
* LaZorra cracks up.
LaZorra: Pardon me, I think my DeLorean is double-parked.
* Randy HUGS LaZorra!
wintermute: Careful, Randy. They get fragile at that age.
-- 6/3/2008, 18:33:12

#234

Sam: One time, a cow looked in LaZorra's window.
MissyClar: That would really weird me out.
LaZorra: There's a cattle ranch behind my hose. They get loose every so often.
Maryam: How do you tell which part of the hose is the front and which is the back?
-- 6/6/2008, 23:56:52

#235

LaZorra: LOO!
LaZorra: *LOL!
-- 6/7/2008, 16:06:30

#236

LaZorra: Apparently there are two fires. One of them has burned 40 acres. The other is apparently a musterdy.
Enigma: Musterdy?
LaZorra: *mystery
Randy: MUSTERDY
* LaZorra prefers ketchup on her fires, thanks.
-- 6/10/2008, 22:12:37

#237

WhizHal: We really need a 'naked and angry' section.
LaZorra: I WOULD BE VERY NAKED IF I WERE ANGRY
LaZorra: Er. Swap that around.
TalkingDog: LOL LOL
iwpg: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
* LaZorra dies.
* LaZorra is like the Incredible Hulk. She busts out of her clothing when she gets upset.
-- 6/18/2008, 15:37:07 comic

#238

LaZorra: Come to the RU and you'll ee what I mean.
Goosey: I ee.
LaZorra: :-p
-- 6/19/2008, 14:09:53

#239

LaZorra: Never a good sign.
LaZorra: *sign
-- 6/19/2008, 18:13:10

#240

LaZorra: I would die with a 60-pound back!
LaZorra: *pack
LaZorra: My back probably DOES weigh about 60 pounds.
LaZorra: I try to not let my PACK get over 30, though. Heh.
-- 6/19/2008, 18:51:32