LaZorra's Typos: Page 11

#201

Kalimeris: All the GIGGLING.
LaZorra: Kali: Ugh, not GIGLLING?
LaZorra: *GIGGLING
LaZorra: *!
LaZorra: *GIGGLING!
LaZorra: GAH TYPO DEATH DIE DIE DIE
-- 3/21/2008, 17:19:18

#202

LaZorra: hhe
LaZorra: *hehe
-- 3/22/2008, 22:40:13

#203

LaZorra: I had one for two years that I took to staff summer camp, hiked with, even tok waterskiiing once by accident.
LaZorra: *took
LaZorra: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nnnnnnnnnnnnnh
LaZorra: Er. Sorry.
LaZorra: I'm taking my nail polish of, and I got some remover on the keys.
LaZorra: I think it melted them a little.
-- 3/23/2008, 20:20:47

#204

LaZorra: I don't get poople who get married right out of high school. It's like they have zero ambition to do anything but get married. And it never seems to end well.
Sam: POOPLE!!!!!!! YOU SAID POOPLE!!!!!!!
LaZorra: Sam: I DID NOT.
Sam: LaZ: YOU DID YOU DID YOU DID. "I don't get poople who get married...etc,etc,etc" HAHAHAAHAH, THAT'S FUNNY.
LaZorra: Sam: Erm, so I did. 0.0
-- 3/26/2008, 22:10:22

#205

LaZorra: My brother denied my friend request twice on Faceboob. Since I know what username and password he uses for EVERYTHING, I logged into his account and added myself. He was so confused by that.
Sam: LOL LOL LOL
TalkingDog: LOL LOL
Sam: LaZorra! There's a quota on hilarious typos!
* TalkingDog dies to death.
Kalimeris: My cousin is on facebook. I haven't added him, because I don't want him knowing how weird I am.
LaZorra: Kali: I *love* orange clothes. An orange dress sounds AWESOME.
* Sam waits for LaZorra to notice.
Maryam: LOL LOL
Maryam: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
LaZorra: Sam: Okay, I'm not seeing it.
* Maryam dies.
* Sam is getting impatient waiting for the explosion of LOLs.
TalkingDog: LOLOLOHpi;putaiwupe'rjwsodk
Kalimeris: hahahahaha
Kalimeris: I thought she did that on purpose.
Kalimeris: to poke fun at it
Sam: READ WHAT YOU WROTE AGAIN.
LaZorra: I DID
Sam: Don't give her any hints, folks.
Sam: "My brother denied..."
LaZorra: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TalkingDog: ;djslkofphaiyt;wejkrlfdgjafeiowtwjegdof
Sam: LOL LOL LOL LOL
Maryam: LOL LOL LOL
LaZorra: FACEBOOB
* LaZorra DIES.
* Sam is crying.
LaZorra: Oh my goodness, I can't breathe.
Maryam: She's just so used to typing "boob".
LaZorra: aaaaaaaahhhhhLOL LOL
* Sam had to go tell Leen that one.
* LaZorra is calling it that from now on.
TalkingDog: No you won't. You'll try and then type Faceboot.
Kalimeris: Faceboot!
Maryam: You know, Faceboot is almost as good.
Sam: It's uncanny. Every time I think you've made the best ultimate typo of all time, you do it again the next day.
Revan: That's true.
Sam: We need to open up a page for LaZorra typos.
Kalimeris: Ooh.
Maryam: We totally do!
Revan: That's a good idea, actually.
LaZorra: LOL LOL
LaZorra: There aren't THAT many of them.
Sam: You'd be surprised how many I can dig out of the logs.
-- 3/29/2008, 21:35:25

#206

* LaZorra digs out her eyes with a ork.
Kalimeris: a fork?
LaZorra: *an orc
-- 3/29/2008, 21:56:44

#207

LaZorra: I think I am finally feeling like a person again. Maybe I will get more than two hours of sleep last night.
wintermute: LaZ: Do you have a time machine?
Revan: Heh. I was about to say that.
LaZorra: wm: Yes. But it only goes forward in time.
LaZorra: LOL
LaZorra: Okay, I see what I did there.
LaZorra: :-p
* LaZorra was wondering what the time machine reference was about.
Revan: You said you wanted to get more than two hours of sleep, last night.
LaZorra: Yeah, I see that now.
Sam: LOL! LaZorra, you said maybe you'll get more than two hours of sleep LAST night! Ah-hahahah.
Sam: Do you have a time machine or something??
Sam: LOL!
-- 3/29/2008, 22:20:53

#208

LaZorra: Have Gun - Will Travel is geauteturing music my brain associates with Looney Tunes.
Maryam: I can't figure out what "geauteturing" is supposed to be.
LaZorra: Erm. I am not seeing my typpis tonight to correct them.
LaZorra: *featureing. O.o
LaZorra: *featuring
Maryam: LOL
LaZorra: I REALLY CAN SPELL YES I CAN
Maryam: TYPPIS
LaZorra: LOL LOL
Sam: LOL
Sam: Awww, wook at the cute widdle typpi.
-- 3/29/2008, 23:56:27

#209

LaZorra: POZZA
LaZorra: *I
-- 3/30/2008, 17:25:43

#210

* LaZorra would not ear a bra on her face, no matter HOW droopy her noses were.
TalkingDog: EAR
LaZorra: *W
* LaZorra would not wear a bra on her ears, either.
Sam: 'ello 'ello, mate! Oi fink oi 'ear a bra 'round!
-- 4/13/2008, 21:42:01

#211

* LaZorra reads the bugger and giggles at TD's typo suggestion.
LaZorra: *buffer
-- 4/15/2008, 16:59:52

#212

LaZorra: And Sam is so grateful that he rewads you with admin status.
LaZorra: *r
* LaZorra does not want to be rewadded.
-- 4/15/2008, 17:03:25

#213

LaZorra: TD: 'Should" is a dangerous word.
LaZorra: Not a dangermouse word, like i almost typed.
LaZorra: Even capitatlization is excapading me.
LaZorra: *escapting
LaZorra: *escaping
-- 4/21/2008, 03:49:57

#214

LaZorra: Now THAT I lokd.
LaZorra: *like
-- 4/24/2008, 17:44:43

#215

LaZorra: It's a marshmallow buny.
LaZorra: nny
LaZorra: *bunny
-- 4/27/2008, 17:57:37

#216

LaZorra: G+COOKIES
LaZorra: Er.
LaZorra: *-G+
-- 4/29/2008, 00:07:53

#217

LaZorra: Actually, I take it back. This isn't CNN. This is some cake and cheesy morning news show.
LaZorra: *fake
Ghost of Sam: WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF THE CHEESE AND CAKE SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
* LaZorra applauds!
* LaZorra nudges the person next to her and whispers, "This is my favorite show!"
Ghost of Sam: STARRING THAT WACKY COOKING DUO, WOODY ALLEN AND MORTICIA ADDAMS!
Woody Allen: Thank you, thank you, uh, thanks, you know it's great to be here again, in the middle of LEGIONS of screaming people. It reminds me of the private school I went to. It was strictly non-denominational. I was beat up by kids of all races and creeds.
Morticia Addams: Why, zat zounds vonderful, darling.
* LaZorra giggles insanely.
Woody Allen: I grew up in the Hebrew persuasion, you know, but then I converted to narcissism.
* LaZorra wonders what kinds of cooking Woody Allen and Morticia Addams do. Scorpion Velveeta mac and cheese, perhaps?
Morticia Addams: Shall ve cook? I zink a niiiice limburger cheese cake zis veek, yes? *knits*
LaZorra: Whoa, she's going to knit the cake? THIS WOMAN IS AMAZING!!!
Woody Allen: Y--w--have you gone crazy? *hand gestures* You've gone crazy. You're nuts. W--s--w--sure, yeah, let's make a limburger cheese cake. I haven't puked on a dessert in hours.
Morticia Addams: Nonsense, darling, it vill be nice. Pass the ground rabbit powder, please.
Woody Allen: Ground rabbit powder. Do me a favor, would you? Don't tell me any of the ingredients. From now on, number the jars. You want two cups of number four, I give you two cups of number four. From now on, this is strictly a numbers business.
Morticia Addams: Mm-hmm, now the arsenic, please.
Woody Allen: *gulp* Arsenic. *rolls eyes* Hey, I can't eat anything with poison in it. Doctor's orders. Poison cannot enter my body at any time.
Morticia Addams: Yes, darling. Now I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today, because our producer has a second job.
Ghost of Sam: THAT'S IT FOR THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF THE CHEESE AND CAKE SHOW!
LaZorra: LOL
Ghost of Sam: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, WHEN WE'LL HAVE OUR SPECIAL ANIMATED SPECIAL, STARRING BARNEY RUBBLE AND MR. BURNS!
LaZorra: Ooooh.
-- 5/1/2008, 11:16:37

#218

LaZorra: hell: Not in a while, in a well.
LaZorra: *Hal, LOL
-- 5/3/2008, 14:53:03

#219

* LaZorra watches Danging with the Stars.
LaZorra: Where Hollywood's best get together and make up new substitutes for curse words.
-- 5/12/2008, 23:02:48

#220

LaZorra: Time files.
LaZorra: I don't remember it being that far bag, either.
LaZorra: *back
Maryam: LZ: You did that on purpose.
LaZorra: Maryam: What?
LaZorra: No, "bag" just came out, heh.
Counterpoint: No, "time files."
Maryam: I was referring to "Time files."
LaZorra: I . . . I did type that, didn't I?
Counterpoint: You did, actually.
LaZorra:

-- 5/13/2008, 21:55:21