#161* LaZorra apparently can't punctuation today.LaZorra: *punctuiate LaZorra: *punctuate -- 10/17/2007, 20:00:34 #162LaZorra: I ♥ this tipoc.LaZorra: *tipoc LaZorra: gah Maryam: LOL Sam: Tipoc died, didn't he? LaZorra: Augh. That was bad, even for you, Sam. -- 10/17/2007, 22:08:23 #163* LaZorra quirts Quartz.LaZorra: Er. *squirts * LaZorra does NOT quirt Quartz. LaZorra: (A quirt is an old-fashioned kind of horsewhip.) -- 10/21/2007, 21:32:13 #164LaZorra: It is the bone of my existence.LaZorra: *bone Sam: LOL LaZorra: GAH Sam: Third time's the charm. Sam: Try again. LaZorra: THOSE LETTERS AREN'T EVEN NEAR EACH OTHER Sam: You can do it! LaZorra: *squaw Sam: Aww, bad luck. Quartz: Nuts. So close. -- 10/21/2007, 22:37:43 #165LaZorra: Q: Apparently every time I try to type "squaw" I type "squaw."Quartz: So be sure to use that word a lot, then. It is FOOLPROOF. LaZorra: Er. *Square. Quartz: LOL. Or not.... LaZorra: LOL Sam: LOL LOL Sam: Quartz: She never used to typo like that, but then one day, all of a sudden, she was saying things like "poopertuinty". Sam: It's like she suddenly decided to inherit the legacy of "pthotgorhapthy." -- 10/21/2007, 22:38:51 #166* LaZorra does NOT STALK LaZorra.LaZorra: Er, *Quartz. -- 10/21/2007, 23:23:56 #167* LaZorra just tried to log on someplace as "hbillings" and typed "hillbillies."LaZorra: You can just call me Hillbillings. Ghost of Sam: LOL LOL. Man, when you start typing your own name that wrong, it's time to throw in the towel. Time for voice recognition software. Better just give that whole keyboard thing up. * LaZorra has typoed "Heather" as "Heather" for as long as she can remember. Crystal109: Isn't that the same thing? LaZorra: Er. As *Heather LaZorra: GAH LOL LOL Ghost of Sam: YOU'RE FIXED! LaZorra: I CANNOT MAKE A TYPO WHEN I TRY TO iwpg: LOLOLOL LaZorra: *Heather Ghost of Sam: LaZ: 'Heater'? LaZorra: Sam: YES THANK YOU. Ghost of Sam: That's awesome. The best part is how it's impossible for her not to hit return. LaZorra: Sam: I can't help it! It's an automatic reflex! Crystal109: Just wait. Whenever you try to write "Heater" you will start writing "Heather" instead. Crystal109: "Can you turn on the Heather?" Ghost of Sam: Cry: Now that's a loaded question. LaZorra: Crystal:  Crystal109: LOL LOL OH MAN I didn't realize...AHHH. Sorry. -- 10/22/2007, 17:28:44 #168LaZorra: Mome Sam!LaZorra: Er. Meom LaZorra: NO. *MEMO. -- 10/28/2007, 16:08:02 #169LaZorra: I would go for anything edible, actually. I IZ HUGEEZ.LaZorra: Er. *HUNGEEZ LaZorra: I iz not diapers. -- 10/29/2007, 00:51:07 #170* LaZorra also wants to know how Sam got from New Hampshire to her house sow fast.LaZorra: *so LaZorra: "Sow fast" would be by riding a hog, I guess. Sam: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhaw! -- 11/3/2007, 15:51:36 #171LaZorra: Kysle: I never mind Zen. I find it rather relactating, actually.LaZorra: Er. Wow. What? * TalkingDog blinks. LaZorra: *relazing LaZorra: except with an *x Maryam: LZ: LOL LOL LOL Kysle: Relactating... just doesn't sound right. * LaZorra dies. * 10Kan stops and stares at LaZorra, with his mouth hanging open. LaZorra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Revan: That's the kind of typo that tells you you either need more coffee or sleep. 10Kan: Or you need to stop lactating. LaZorra: I DO NOT NEED TEH MENTAL IMAGES EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW * LaZorra fractates into little pink giggly bits. LaZorra: fract--fract--- gah, what is that word?? Sam: fractures LaZorra: Fractate is all my brain can come up with. LaZorra: FRACTURE THANK YOU 10Kan: For now, just stop typing words that end in -tate. For your own protection. Sam: CHEF WANG SAY ARWAYS LERACTATE AFTEL HALD DAY'S WOLK. [LaZorra->Maryam, Sam] It's not me. It's the Chat. It has a need for typo madness and will coerce someone into doing its wii. [LaZorra->Maryam, Sam] *will [LaZorra->Maryam, Sam] MAKE IT STOP HURTING ME. -- 11/5/2007, 23:05:28 #172LaZorra: It's not MY fault your filter got in the way of my homer.LaZorra: *humor LaZorra: My Homer. Hee. Your filter won't let me quote the Odyssey! Sam: We don't allow ancient Greek mythology in here. -- 11/10/2007, 21:22:13 #173LaZorra: Topicot is one of my favorite bots ever.Sam: I ate a fresh topricot once. Nyperold: It makes great preserves. Revan: Aw, you beat me to that. Eric: "Topicot" is French for "topic". Kysle: LaZ is the typo master. -- 11/11/2007, 16:45:28 #174LaZorra: "Genie," "djinn" . . . it's a bad jooik.LaZorra: Er. LaZorra: *joke -- 11/19/2007, 18:31:14 #175LaZorra: None of these images are loping for me.LaZorra: *loading -- 11/23/2007, 21:25:39 #176LaZorra: The Chuck Norris partnership is a scret.LaZorra: *ecret LaZorra: *secret LaZorra: EGRET LaZorra: CHUCK NORRIS IS AN EGRET -- 11/24/2007, 19:59:53 #177LaZorra: (Sotty, I missed one of your there.)LaZorra: *you iwpg: SOTTY LaZorra: LOL, I totally missed that. -- 11/25/2007, 12:48:53 #178LaZorra: Hey, loop, I typed it right.LaZorra: *look. GAH. -- 11/25/2007, 14:29:36 #179LaZorra: LATAR AUCKARSLaZorra: *SUCKARS LaZorra has left. -- 11/29/2007, 16:43:18 #180LaZorra: So you all should send her haooy birthday memos. ;-)LaZorra: *happy. Send her happy birthday memos instead. * LaZorra isn't sure what a Haooy Birthday would involve, but she thinks it probably involves flame twirlers. LaZorra: And maybe a coconut bra. wintermute: I think it's a type a Japanese comic. LaZorra: That I would not doubt. LaZorra: Okay, I really need to drag my butt out of this chair and go finish paining. -- 12/2/2007, 12:17:32 |
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