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  • Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich?
  • Nope.
  • Neither have I.


  • What do you call a running chicken?
  • Poultry in motion.


  • What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?
  • Wheeee!


  • How did the pig get to the hospital?
  • In a hambulance.


Atoms have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic.


Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception was beautiful.


  • What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?
  • They both don't drive tractors.


  • What did the boots say to the cowboy?
  • You ride -- I'll go on foot.


  • What is rhubarb?
  • Celery with high blood pressure.


  • Why couldn't Batman go fishing?
  • Because Robin ate the worms.