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#441

  • Why was the professor cross-eyed?
  • Because he couldn't control his pupils!

#442

  • What did the tire say to the tire?
  • I'm tired!

#443

  • What do a telephone and a dog have in common?
  • They both have collar ID.

#444

  • What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?
  • It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

#445

  • What did the zero say to the eight?
  • Nice belt!

#446

A guy was walking down the street when he noticed a little boy walking around with a piece of steak on his head. So he asked, "Little boy, why do you have a piece of steak on your head?"

"I'm not a boy," the boy answered. "I'm a fork."

#447

  • What do a telephone and a dog have in common?
  • They both have collar ID.

#448

  • What did one coffin say to the other?
  • Is that you coughin'?

#449

  • What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?
  • His smellular phone!

#450

  • What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
  • I'm bigger than you!