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  • What do you call Santa's helpers?
  • Subordinate Clauses.


  • What do you get from a pampered cow?
  • Spoiled milk.


  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
  • Frostbite.


  • What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
  • A pachydermatologist.


  • What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
  • A nervous wreck.


  • Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
  • They all have phones.


  • Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
  • They're trying to get away from the noise.


  • Why do they call a horse a horse?
  • Because they speak English.


  • Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?
  • Because he had a crook in his neck.


  • What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?
  • A wet one.