#411

• What happened when Abel died?
• He became unable.

#412

• What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?
• It loses its cool.

#413

• What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
• It's not my fault.

#414

• What is a grasshopper?
• An insect on a pogo stick.

#415

• What do snake charmers do in the rain?
• Turn on their windshield vipers.

#416

• How can you make a slow horse fast?
• Don't give him any food.

#417

• What insect lives on nothing?
• Moths, because they eat holes.

#418

• If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win?
• The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand.

#419

• Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?
• Because he tried to get fresh.

#420

• What connects the computers in Sauron's office?
• A Tolkien Ring network.