#261
 What do you get when you take a gourd and divide its circumference by its diameter?
 Pumpkin pi.
#262
 What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
 Cow pi.
#263
 What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
 Moon pi.
#264
 What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?
 Eskimo pi.
#265
 What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
 Pi in the sky.
#266
 Why is everyone afraid of seven?
 Because seven eight nine!
#267
 What do you call a starving parrot?
 A polynomial!
#268
 What do you call a parrot that flew away?
 A polygon!
#269
A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him
and says, "The yolk's on you!"
#270
You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?
It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too.

